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The most unlikely 3 lines of dialogue ever! ~ "Who's your girlfriend?" ~ "The one who looks like Spiro Agnew." ~ "She's hot!"
You **** my raunchy *** 'cause you are gay from Monday through
Thursday for a full week's pay, regardless of what you playfully say
Michael Jackson was killed in an avalanche yet no fan was told and
Tito sobbed when he found out that Janet had stolen Michael's gold
hidden under queen-toting Oprah's jelly belly lard *** jiggly fat fold
in the hard, frozen-cold dawn, 'neath the blubbery sheath of blubber
that made kin-queer Oprah's jelly belly hard **** bounce like rubber
on the garden path 'tween the 2 pretty shrubs of Roger the Shrubber
that could be made of fir trees if not for a preponderance of lumber,
of the soft-pine variety that make cheap coffins for dirt-nap slumber
with big-thinking worms & where Obama's ***** ain't no cucumber
I ain't looking to have my **** *** scratched by a goofy communist
'cause Rome wasn't built in a day, & I don't want no more homosex
from you, now that you have confessed to being homosexually gay.
In 1904 Theodore Nudist entered the hot tub after his name was announced by the ship's director. Small children were ushered into a holding cell while Nazis drew their guns. Theodore, or Mr. Nudist, had seen it all before. Nobody wanted to be associated with a man named Theodore because of Theodore Roosevelt probably.
โ™‹ I see it, some of it.
โ™‹ I see it, all of it.
โ™‹ I don't see it, not all of it.


โ˜• Women don't want to work on high-voltage power lines or dig ditches. They want to work indoors all day and complain.
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When **** *** comes home lots of **-******* will jump & shout
for **** *** to whip his mega-thrill-hammer-**** all the way out
If you sing psalms of **** ***'s cocky Gospels a lot, **** ***'ll
crucify you over coffee on the ****** ground upon which the brave
crusaders of his religion's messianic prophet had historically fought

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Judaism is a religion, no less so than Catholicism. No one is half-Catholic. No child possesses
Catholic genes. Religion/philosophy is taught. Religion/philosophy is not genetic.
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โ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™š
My tough, manly hands are brittle like I got deadly ptomaine a little
'cause 3 **** could not make me unlove you while God's above you
ensuring that flat Earth stays put, like a woman on more than 1 foot
stuffed with Polaki plans for red Chinese wiener factory production
that increases hypo-viral A.I.D.S. & ****** pump implant reduction๏ปฟ
โ™›โ™šโ™โ™žโ™Ÿโ™œโ™šโ™›
The Manson family emerged from communistical roots ****** red,
'cause no dog is safe from a wash of isotopes that burn out the head
of David Bowie who's ******* died & ***** Earth whilst he's dead!
No mammal is safe from a backwash of isotopes that burn the head
as David Bowie has ******' died! Look out he ***** after he's dead!
Chuck Manson's family stepped on ****** communistical roots red
of David Bowie who has ******* died & humps us after he is dead!
Do not play idiotical like Oprah/Orpah 'cause you heard what I said
The orbital flavor of space gum sticks to dentures like a rancid ***
who prefers tiny Ringo Starr over full-size Pete Best on snare drum
and Abner's antics over the ****-ups of Jeb Clampett's teacher Lum
[URBAN ****** RE-USE PROJECT, (N.R.A. 1935) : Abstract, Full ****** Employment : Tom F. Jones โ€œTommy Boy,โ€ 56, (+ 13 pickaninnies); unable to lift 20 pounds. Projection 15 (grim)]
My crapped-out lover cuddles me not, nor hands to me U.S. marine
hand grenades to obliterate gay ***-heads smoking deadly ***** ***
He walks, sobs & drinks from a horse trough, ******* & prostitutes:
it's Comanchee T.V.'s David Hasselhoff in Slice Their Eye Lids Off

From the book, Los Comanches, The Horse People 1751-1845, by Stanley Noyes:

Comanches put the prisoner to work digging a hole, telling him they needed it for a religious ceremony. When the captive, using a knife and his hands, had completed digging a pit about five feet deep, they bound him with rope, placed him in it, filled the hole with dirt, packing it around his body and exposed head. They then scalped him and cut off his ears, nose, lips, and eyelids. Leaving him bleeding, they rode away, counting on the sun and insects to finish their work for them. Later, back at their encampment, they told the story as an excellent joke, one which gained them a certain celebrity throughout the tribe.
Kiss me like a greasy, ***** Italian should below my soft pine wood
as I rub oil on your knobby ******* like a gay **** ******* cripples
"Prey of Niger, A.D. 2072," excerpt: Fifteen tribesmen overtook my ***** *** after 5 miles. I was exhausted. I had no experience with desert extremes. The chief ****** said that I could sleep in his mud-hut mansion for an hour before they butchered me. He was pleasant enough, except for his cannibalistical zeal. In another life we could've gotย along like Siamese twin brothers, I guess.
ย ย ย ย ย ย Swanky Negresses danced with their hoods ablated. I'd seen sails flapping in the breeze off the Horn, but this was fantastical, like pucked maidenheads shorn by tomahawks.
Her horrifical weight could lead a nation
to the emergency hospital with herniation
On my fat belly I would crawl on gravel 1 mile
for a big, toothless smile at her third ****** trial
There's no doubt that her love for me is tried & true
after she bruised my white, bony *** cheeks black & blue
โ€œIt's a secret that I've only told 23 people, among them: the garbage man, his uncle, some Mexican who trims hedges on the third street past the stop sign & lots more. Promise! You must! Don't tell anyone else even under torture!โ€
   โ€œI promise. Will you be turning tricks tonight?โ€
   โ€œYes, for an hour, but no 'around the worlds.' I got a tooth ache.โ€
   โ€œAre you still pimped by Doo-Wayne?โ€
   โ€œYeah.โ€
The Rothschilds control trillions of dollars. J.P. Morgan,
whose insurance fraud scam sank the Olympic while it
masqueraded as the Titanic, was a Rothschild minion.
The Rothschilds control trillions of dollars. J.P. Morgan,
whose insurance fraud scam sank the Olympic while it
masqueraded as the Titanic, was a Rothschild minion.
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When **** Jagger sings "Brown Sugar," I must make African love
with Oprah Winfrey, sinning like Adam did at Eden's apple-sin tree
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I know my loving, teen Angel to the letter, but soon we'll be able to
**miss 1 another in person together & that'll be 38 times 1 year better
I'll not ****** you in frozen anger because of the homicidal respect
I have for you lets me sail in my triple ***** steam ship unwrecked
Tempt me not sluttish temptress, for my pride plants no redemption
in evil parlors of odeums where bishoprical clashes derail inception
โšก๏ธ President Trump is destroying cultural Marxism.
โšก๏ธ President Trump is ending the war on coal.
โšก๏ธ He's nullifying common core.
โšก๏ธ He ended the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
โšก๏ธ He's de-regulating a bloated bureaucracy.
โšก๏ธ He's bringing factories back to the U.S.
โšก๏ธ He's ending illegal immigration.
โšก๏ธ President Trump has busted 10,000 pederasts & pedophiles.
โšก๏ธ *President Trump rescued America from the job-killing Paris Accords.
Last April I faced radical surgery that entailed the amputation of an arm at the shoulder & the removal of 4 ribs. The odds of survival were slim but still I wanted to be, for my mail man, the best unlicensed surgeon ever.
The easiest way to punch up a rรฉsumรฉ is with 2 words: former urologist. A business owner will hire you (a former urologist) over a taxi cab driver unless the job that you (a former urologist) are applying for is: taxi cab driver.** โœฟโœฟ
When you're rehabilitated from jail you're awarded a pass for a bus,
so that you may run, now that the horrors of Labor Day are upon us
My big-rig-truckin' lesbian lifestyle had just begun when I scissored
27 tons of diesel *****, at a rest stop on I-95, for scissor-******' fun
Joe enjoyed fishing and hunting ***** as a hobby till he met Mona, the world's fattest woman ever. She was bigger than several minor gods in South America. One day she fell off the toilet and injured 3 plumbers who were just minding their own business at the time. Joe saved their lives with C.P.R. and then got hit by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. Mona continued to eat through her grief till the blood bank exploded. Many people were hurt and needed blood but there wasn't any left due to the explosion. Mona waddled over to the toilet apprehensively like a crazy ***** whose boyfriend Jamaal was nowhere to be found. Later, after she emptied her bowels by 90% in 3 minutes, she had a sudden craving for a big Denny's grand slam breakfast like the cops love with ham and floor sweepings and used toilet paper and toilet bowl crud and worms that were smashed on the sidewalk and gopher guts and rat liver.
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CRAZY TAMMY CHEATS ON GORDON
"Oh Gordon," Tammy began, "I thought you were deeply in love with me? The way you painted my house; lifted my fat sister high above your head; punched my mother to make her stop breathing and then punched her again to make her start."
   Gordon looked astonished and amazingly **** with his long ***** and urbane mannerisms. "I'm going away Tammy to a *****-shortening clinic in another country."
   "Oh no Gordy! Please don't have your ***** shortened! I love it so much. It brings such comfort to me," Tammy sobbed while her medium-big ******* hardened like crazy.
   "Listen Tammy: my ***** is too long. Admit it. Two weeks ago a woman with a hairy crotch threatened me with birth-control pills for ten minutes. Ten minutes!"
   Tammy turned away ashamed. "That was me Gordy. I was wearing a fake crotch wig to fool you."
   Gordon chuckled at that. "Here," he said while offering his ***** to her selflessly, "take my *****. Grip it firmly. I promise that I won't have it shortened."
   That August Tammy had a baby who was so black that Gordon suspected that she'd been ******* Negroes and he was right.
Mama let us stuff your sexiest chicken with these delightful things:
type-O blood pudding, Bruce Jenner's Wheaties, chunky ice cream,
fermented duck eggs, Alaskan salmon berries, raw walnuts, rippled
potato chips, rice flour, Alpo cat treats & endangered ostrich wings
To wolf spaghetti, covered in cheese, metal forks are what we need
to scarf the honey of bees where Bruce Jenner ain't spat out no seed
as he is the ham **** fuzz of ***** presiding over a presidential lead
that whips yellow the wiry ****** fizz of ***** puking Marx's creed
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I know my loving, teen Angel to the letter, but soon we'll be able to
**miss 1 other in person together & that will be 38 times 1 year better
Are you a fairy Daddy like Terry Hanratty? No, I'm daddy-normal

& daddy-hormonal. Can I violently tug on your scruffy beard like a

punk who is weird? No, because I'm not the murderous Ted Bundy

daddy college women in 1973 feared. Will you never come home

Daddy & give ill Mommy her Daddy-thrill-hammer thrill? Never!!!
Judaism is a religion, no less so than Catholicism. No one is half-Catholic. No child possesses Catholic genes. Religion/philosophy is taught. Religion/philosophy is not genetic.
**** Suckman & Harry *** were shooting the rapids when Harry's
watch slipped off into deep water; ****'s woman died from 4 bullet
wounds & 6 days later no one knows at Kmart who ******' shot her
Deep where daytime plunges I view images obverse rendered slight
wrung from a perspective when noon of day becomes noon of night
among **** whose hot water's cold & whose saggy ******* are tight
to show straight Venezuelan queers that head-wise they're not right,
as if to correct **** San Pedro dragsters who fist-ways can not fight
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I wigged my thin **** away with a concerted, ****-wiggling passion
that penetratively confounded the mixed butch mufflers who swore
like sailors that wiggling had fallen from Disney's ****-day fashion
โ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™š
When **** *** comes home lots of **-******* will jump & shout
for **** *** to whip his mega-thrill-hammer-**** all the way out
If you sing psalms of **** ***'s cocky Gospels a lot, **** ***'ll
crucify you over coffee on the ****** ground upon which the brave
crusaders of his religion's messianic prophet had historically fought

โ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™š
Judaism is a religion, no less so than Catholicism. No one is half-Catholic. No child possesses
Catholic genes. Religion/philosophy is taught. Religion/philosophy is not genetic.
โ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™š


โ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™šโ™š
My tough, manly hands are brittle like I got deadly ptomaine a little
'cause 3 **** could not make me unlove you while God's above you
ensuring that flat Earth stays put, like a woman on more than 1 foot
stuffed with Polaki plans for red Chinese wiener factory production
that increases hypo-viral A.I.D.S. & ****** pump implant reduction
โšก๏ธ Assassinated "doctor" George Tiller, who murdered 60,000 babies, is memorialized by the corporate media, and Charles Manson, who murdered no one, is the devil.
โ€œWoke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across
my head.โ€ ~ โ€œA Day in the Lifeโ€ (Lennon/McCartney)

โ€œWoke up, fell out of bed, dragged a stool
sample across my head.โ€ ~ Suzy Berlinsky
โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–‹โ–”โ–‹โ–”โ–‹
When **** Jagger sings "Brown Sugar," I must make African love
with Oprah Winfrey, sinning like Adam did at Eden's apple-sin tree
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