♨ "The Trilateralist Commission is international...(and)...is intended to be the vehicle for multinational consolidation of the commercial and banking interests by seizing control of the political government of the United States. The Trilateralist Commission represents a skillful, coordinated effort to seize control and consolidate the four centers of power - political, monetary, intellectual, and ecclesiastical." — Barry Goldwater (1909 - 1998), U.S. Senator

materials needed:
20 black garbage bags
50 wire coat hangers
500 pounds of mud

Trans-national entities whip horse dung into curdled cottage cheese
while denying rescue inhalers to asthmatics enjoying a bad wheeze
so as to avail publicly purpled aureolae of ready women who tease

Summer is nearly here & the time to pluck unwanted ***** hair. Like grass growing thru cracks in asphalt, worms boring through eye sockets & cheerleaders doing their physical best to keep fans from giving a **** about the game, I embrace summer-time w/moistened lips @ the ready.

Gimme ol' God now a breath of fresh air that's as fresh as breath-air
for my peas fly on a trapeze whilst my black lungs breathe as a pair

THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF MOVEMENTS — My ******* create rounded ripples when my lard *** tipples. Progeny isn't propagated from masturbatory (homosexual) coitus. Surely, slit-eyed “gambler” Kenny F. Rogers has made accommodations for his round-eyed replacement? [“I have all the patience in the world, it's just that waiting bugs me!” — Proclaimed “Vice President in Charge of Treason for KAOS” Conrad Siegfried (played by Bernie Kopell) of T.V.'s Get Smart] Bob Hope's mistresses don't collect pensions: Marilyn Maxwell (1921 – 1972) & Barbara Lee Payton (1927 – 1967). Broad-beamed broads, of desperate temperament (in frantic straits), will prostrate before part-time (even unemployed) garbage men. Dear Movie Executive-Type: It's true Nick that I arrived in the ****** of time. Why are America's twenty-somethings fixated on suicide, tattoos, piercings, zombies & vampires?

Aubrey Beardsley lived on 28 muffins per week, as he couldn't find
a queer doughnut shop when Rutland's weather was gloomily bleak

To preserve my lungs from frequent usage, I choose to live underwater a lot. Usually when nobody's looking I "breathe" straight water, extracting oxygen like fish do. When I'm breathing on land, I attack grizzly bears and eat them, spitting ****** bear guts everywhere.

Beautiful butterfly flying above crystal-blue water, you made me so
happy by pausing so that I could smash you flat with my fly swatter

On the porch I was wildly horrified from this haunted-house fear as
Grandma struck me with cheer over her **** so sharp & **** so near
to my rock-hard-pronghorn projectile & manly, wedding-tackle gear
“At the bottom of the finest menu is offered wren mignon, captain”
a crew man proffered, before his wife got pimped by Peter Lawford
A million dead love-birds littered my dream-life & dream- girlfriend
after I epoxied her pate beyond the apex of the fore-crown's top end

The night that my teeth were stolen. I woke up and they were gone. There was a lot of blood on the sheets. I called the police and told them and they asked: “Did they steal your genitals too?” to which I answered, “I don't have genitals.”

was an American Big Band-era singer born in the Bronx, New York City. She had a number of hits with Larry Clinton and his Orchestra. After her marriage she and her husband became involved in radio.

“Turn off the gas valves. I'm coming home in a wiener truck!”
   “Alright, I'll have your guns loaded & *****-trapped to **** you.”
   “Thanks Marge. I'm probably going to change my ****** orientation 17 times between here & Monroeville.”
   “Sounds good. Eat a chipmunks that looks like me.”
   “I will.”

It'll be beautiful when the cast of The Partridge Family is dead, because then there will be a Partridge family concert in heaven.

because you can be wasted sans malicious intent or California spite
or same **** *** lying on the ****-same sameness in **** sun light

My guns & my bullets belong to me because I paid for them with the money that I earned from selling my labor.
   Class of 1979 aristocratic débutante Pauliniqué de Daphne von Harrisburg's gynecologistical problems, based on anomalous-disruptor-cell displacement readings, were nothing new to gold-mining gynecologists & she knew it. Appointments made were kept by this professional who professionally serviced 15 snake-wrangling plumbers. Someone tonight is digging up evidence, in the Baby Land section of Greene County's most-poorly-lit cemetery, to bolster the allopathically-marketed commandment that intradermally-introduced aluminum, formaldehyde, rabbit blood, pig serum & mercurial Thimerosal are double-plus good for infants whose immune systems are sustained with iron-fortified Similac.

& devoid of vitally-vibrant, dual-testicular sensation by stimulation

I've agreed to pay him the money he wants but only if he'll yank mine ahead of 6 other *****. I sat still and waited for the fun to start with my feet in stirrups and my legs far apart. He would not listen to what I had to say because, for him, gynecological tooth-extraction was the quickest, cheap way.

Inbreeding has hurt my folks a lot like 5 slugs hurt John Lennon on
the night that he was shot, after smoking a hefty garbage bag of ***

In 1 lifetime in cyclonical strife clime, I carve turkey in knife-crime
and slice slivers off skinned, skinless, skinny skinners in rife rhyme
Since we all look alike, it is easy to forget who is George Washing-
ton. You cut down George Washington with a hatchet & I hate you.

I fell off a cliff
and I got hurt
You wouldn't help
till I cleaned off the dirt

I needed whole blood to survive
and to remain active & alive

You slapped me and told me to stop my childish crying
& then you pulled a gun to accelerate the process of dying

Sooner or later I'll meet the Prince of Peace, our Lord
It looks like "sooner" if you whack me with that board

Becky answered the phone: “You're not my ****
anymore! I'll charge whatever I want!”

“Jesus God, Becky! Who was that?!” I asked.

“Oh, no one,” she said as she counted the
money that I had given to her.

Becky knew the gynecologist was concerned but it didn't matter because she was a wild child who partied down with criminal Negroes, and she didn't give a greasy **** who objected. "I'm going to the ghetto to thrill my homies," she told her back-up gynecologist who handled things when her primary gynecologist was in a coma. "You better not," Sarah Burgundy warned. "I was in the ghetto yesterday and the mood's pretty ugly there."

Becky knew the gynecologist was concerned but it didn't matter because she was a wild child who partied down with criminal Negroes, and she didn't give a greasy **** who objected. "I'm going to the ghetto to thrill my homies," she told her back-up gynecologist who handled things when her primary gynecologist was in a coma. "You better not," Sarah Burgundy warned. "I was in the ghetto yesterday and the mood's pretty ugly there."

Becky's 17-inch growth-spurt troubled me so last night, as she slept, I surgically removed her pituitary gland to check hormone levels. Normal. That's a relief. "Honey, I dreamed you performed surgery on me," she blurted. We both laughed, me not so convincingly. "I must tell you, I removed your pituitary gland last night," I admitted. Surprisingly, she was not surprised. "I suspected as much. Well? What did you find?" She asked sincerely. "You're normal," I reported. "Good. You know I trust you. Will you be surgically removing my other organs in the near future?" She asked between sips of tea. "Yes, but only because I deeply care about you," I replied.

Are you tired of ******* in front of people who don't appreciate what a shapely dish you are? Is your **** cavorting wasted on junkies & winos? Want to enjoy excellent pay that entails light prostitution? Your dignity is important & our light prostitution is designed to maintain low-mandated, high standards. Prostitution has a well-deserved reputation of being exciting yet dangerous. We've eliminated the danger thereby hyping the excitement! {Like men? Wanna man date? Have your mandate the Carter/Reagan way: drive the economy into the ground!}

It's a career with a great future! Increased ***** unrest leads to a dangerous increase in blatant ***** uppitiness and arrogant ***** sass-back! Become a student ***** rights agitator today and receive a free tote bag from Princess Cruise Lines that's personally autographed by Ted Lange who played Isaac the bartender on 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒕.

Now you can **** people with a pipe wrench and nobody will rat you out, once you become a plumber. Don't delay! Call later! Plumbing jobs are here to stay.

Now you can **** people with a pipe wrench and nobody will rat you out, once you become a plumber. Don't delay! Call later! Plumbing jobs are here to stay.

I saw your belly button yesterday. Where? At the mall. I saw your belly button yesterday. Where? On your belly. I saw your belly button yesterday. Where? At the mall, on your belly. I saw Jesus ascend to Heaven yesterday. Where? At the mall.

1 minute you're normal on the twenty-third of May
The next minute you're having homosex with
someone you suspect is gay

1 minute you're normal on the twenty-third of May
The next minute you're having homosex with
someone you suspect is gay

One minute you are normal on the twenty-third of May, 43 minutes
later you are having **** homosex with someone you suspect is gay

1 minute you're normal on the twenty-third of May
The next minute you're having homosex with
someone you suspect is gay

Hillary's slugs strain to hear her & to be near her, even though slick
Billy will always fear her, since seeing her Rodham rear in a mirror
& her **** crimes are so awful that no Russian jury'd ever clear her
Hillary was born while her *** was slapped during an asthma attack
and then she was stuffed into a burlap sack & bound to a train track
Which delicate flower might Hillary be, a blue violet or a red posy?
I ****-dive to the bottom of **** Hillary's murky-deep love-bucket
to hammer in a **** pit where no thrill-hammer should ever **** it

Gay times were enjoyed by all at 15 million homosexual “weddings”! Look for bundles of joy in 9 months! Homosexuals are baby-making machines, oh yeah!!! Learn why the genitals of males & females are different. There are 3 irrefutable reasons for this distinction, one of which is Barry Soetoro's Kenyan birth certificate. 2 women cannot make a baby? Non-lesbian Obama & pro-Obama lesbians say: Yes WE can! Could I fall in love with a lesbian and start a family? Pro-lesbian Obamas & non-Obama lesbians say: Yes WE can! Yes, WE MUST! Let's bomb from above and from below; from the nethermost camps and the uppermost regions. Let's eat meat and deliver!

[But adenoidal ache just can't be a bee bounce at half an ounce, or a slimming tactic fat folk trounce, or a ****** token shaved of its broken serrations, or merely a Red Skelton chroma key collection of sultan-green adulations. Can it? Can't it be olden Aunt Bea? Can it be, cannibal Aunt Bea? Rack me up, ***** in pockets. Oh yeah!]

BOWIE'S LOST LIVER - Give me David Bowie's liver or else! I can't do that! Why not?! It was cremated with the rest of him! Why would anyone do such a thing?! Because he kept company with weirdoes who didn't know the value of a malignant liver! ******* wankers!

the gas lawn mower was invented by Lon Moyer, people would lie naked on grass for days without food just to **** it.  It was really awful and lots of bad stuff happened. "Get off the wet grass you crazy nuts!" Lon ordered. "I have invented the lawn mower that will mow the lawn so expertly that you'll never have to take your clothes off again!"

to calm my slave masters into believing I'm the drug-free clean sort
who rarely embezzles, thus ensurin' annual profits fall not too short
I'd chop off  2 hands, just to handily hand them to handsome you &
I'd wipe with clean toilet paper but I ran out 'cause I'm sick with flu
& I can't go with you while I'm with you 'cause I likely hate you too
My left leg's fun too, 'cause it bends at the fun knee above one shoe
I told my raunchy Miami mistress that my stinkin' black *** matters
as my bowel movements are ****** & my *** drips & pitter patters