THE REAGAN YEARS - Ronald Reagan's resilience to dath, I mean death, caused him to live for many years. His woman Nancy also lived a long time till she predictably crapped-out. The Reagan children are alive now, enjoying twice-daily bowel movements and generally having a good time.

HOW TO BECOME HALF OF A GAY COUPLE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT: (1) Constantly "date" lesbians even though you passionately loathe lesbianism more than life itself. (2) "Sleep" with lesbians, I mean really just sleep with them. (3) Move in with a lesbian without putting the moves on her. (4) Adopt the undeniable habits of a butch lesbian without telling anyone except your Siamese twin if you have one.

They arrived at Monroe Isadore's residence in response to reports of a disturbance. Mr. Isadore confronted them with a handgun and retreated into a bedroom, firing on them when they attempted to enter. S.W.A.T. officers arrived as backup and, after failed negotiations, released gas into the room and broke down the door. Mr. Isadore fired on them as they entered, and they returned fire, killing him. Mr. Monroe Isadore was 107 years old.

Billy's sour-cream-**** crunchers attack Hillary's ***-**** munchers
as 97 genders shall flow, like the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
before it fills the sea with a mother-headed swill, my Texas cheap-o

Killing everybody & destroying everything, because the day is long
is no reason for killing everybody & everything, as it is 97% wrong

Hello! I am Nancy. I have large fish in my brain that eat a lot of my
brain. I get paid every 27 years & so I'm short on money today after
I gambled 8 million dollars and lost but tomorrow is a **** day for
nudies, freaks, weirdos, deviants & homosexual perverts. Let's give
each other back problems. Let's roll with the punches in swamps of
total dissatisfaction as we bathe each other in the big glow of Jesus.

Never nut your butter under bread, my little L nut, M nut, P nut or I will go away today to saw a deep, tree-cut into your cheap, free ****.

“Honey, pass the crunchy peanut butter.” ~ “If you think that you are going to get away with dragging my reeking *** back from Tennessee like the last abusive biker then you better get a brand new brand of dandruff shampoo for your 'fro 'cause I ain't no *****'s hillbilly chill-monkey!” ~ “What?” ~ “Oh, nothing.”

Elton John's queer husband, they say, testifies that Elton John's gay
Elton John's new husband may testify in court that Elton John's gay
Elton John's husband will not say for sure whether Elton John's gay
Elton John & gay hubby believe that marriage is a fun game to play  
Elton John, without delay, wished muffer Doris a gay 95th birthday

pulchritude [puhl-kri-tood, -tyood]  1. physical beauty; comeliness.

Roving impoverished folk are piously philosophical until they mate
with lard ***, furry, infanticidal witches who irregularly *******
in crude ditches where, with ameba & protozoon, they'll fractionate
an 8-lipped **** that, gapes for sun blight up tight in chronic fright,
smirks beneath edges of hedges till stubble wedges in **** sledges

Have a baby, a little baby, I urged my mistress' 22nd ½-cousin Suzy
or in 5 years you'll be replaced by a greasy, T.J. anchor-baby ******
Have a baby, I advised my girlfriend's girl, the girly babe Betty Lou
or in 2026 you'll be displaced by a Cubano or a greasy Mexican too

I'm a ****** and I want a baby to prove to my **** that I'm a ******!

To stop you from talking every day I would not kick you in the face
or knot your Fallopians because you got 18 mongrels of mixed race

It rained on the night that we first had ****** ******* with a pan
& I could feel your pancreas rise & fall like some nice garbage man
& I could feel your pancreas rise & fall like a crippled garbage man
& I could feel your pancreas rise & fall like a princely garbage man
& I could feel your pancreas rise & fall like a loveless garbage man
You moaned like general George Washington a lot I guess when he
dazzled old bald John Adams in Martha's 1st term, first lady's dress

"Really? A barrel?"
"Yes."
"What's in it?"
"It's empty."
"But still. It's a barrel."
"Yes, a barrel."
"I have 2 thoughts."
"I only have one barrel."
"What a rip-off!"

"Really? A barrel?"
"Yes."
"What's in it?"
"It's empty."
"But still. It's a barrel."
"Yes, a barrel."
"I have 2 thoughts."
"I only have one barrel."
"What a rip-off!"

DIARRHEA CHEATED ME OUT OF MY INHERITANCE! I was upside-down in Lake Huron on a cloudy day when a big ship came out of nowhere like a biker on ******. I swam left as fast as possible, but it was too late. The ship hit me and sank. All the sailors drowned. Years later I swam to the bottom and pulled the ship to the surface. It was just like the Titanic. I couldn't believe it till I took memory-enhancement drugs by the bucketful. Now I'm normal again, just like a biker on ******.

Conquered citizens do not love their conquerors. For Sale: President Kennedy's 1968 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine. All the tires have been shot out with a high-powered rifle to prove that it was his car.

You ***** me when my background was weird, at a moment when
a boning was most feared. You brutally ****** me like you really,
truly loved me, took my bone temperature & hotly oven-gloved me.

My electronical wheel chair prances like 2 super ***** dumb-******
in a F.E.M.A. camp where bums, minus shopping carts, are trucked

The men of the defunct Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom are staging an attack! Women and muffin-makers relax! You've nothing to hide. Beneath benches: your baked goods are safe. You're not sticking your *** up someone's **** in my prison-hell! We are Americans! We don't have tattoos devoid of deep philosophical meaning, cultural significance & local color. We won't sport indelible stains that aren't profoundly reflective of our sacred tribal, religious, ethnic & racial patrimonies.

WIKI: Alice Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the 1910s campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Along with Lucy Burns and others, Paul strategized events, such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in its passage in 1920.[1]

After 1920, Paul spent a half century as leader of the National Woman's Party, which fought for her Equal Rights Amendment to secure constitutional equality for women. She won a large degree of success with the inclusion of women as a group protected against discrimination by the Civil Rights Act of 1964. She insisted that her National Woman's Party focus on the legal status of all women and resisted calls to address issues like birth control.

WIKI: Alice Stokes Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Paul initiated, and along with Lucy Burns and others, strategized events such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in the amendment's passage in 1920.[1]

Alice Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the 1910s campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Along with Lucy Burns and others, Paul strategized events, such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in its passage in 1920.[1]

“If I could start over again I would marry a man who was 100% not gay and then I would eat so many tuna fish sandwiches that I would go into toxic tuna fish sandwich shock.” - a 100% phony quote that I wrote that I almost attributed to old abortion-martyr Jimmy Carter

I found a box of abandoned puppies alongside the road, so I put them on my porch for a minute to find milk inside to feed them. When I came back out, they were gone. Somebody had snatched them. It looks like I won't be opening my fresh puppy meat roadside stand tomorrow.

😜😜😜 Drugs for the short term. B3 for life. 😜 Supplement with flush-free niacin (vit. B3), 500 m.g. with each meal. Melancholia is symptomatic of deficits in vitamins B1 & B3. Research Abram Hoffer (the late M.D., bio-chemist & co-creator of Orthomolecular medicine).

Sure, eating people is what I love but I don't love it all the time. Some human flesh would gag a maggot. The important thing is love. The Beatles sang it best: "All you need is love! Love of cannibalism is all you need!"

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Let's roll in the pleasure of my tapped in, knocked up love measure.

Accidental deaths are common when there are no human witnesses.

No evil knows a better struggle, that's more demonic, than a struggle on the cusp of an immunological compromise. Excessively heavy things cast from concrete crack my spine easily.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

As they rested on their front porch rocking chairs the farmer sarcastically said to his wife of 60 years, while pointing at her sagging *******: "If those things worked I wouldn't need a cow."; "Yes," the farmer's wife conceded, "and If that thing worked," said she while pointing at his crotch, "I wouldn't need your brother."