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I cuff you in white sunshine as a pig on a crack-coke raid; like a ***
****** **** on antacid burning char-black ***** 50 grades of shade
Fox News
False **** Accusations May Be More Common Than Thought
Published May 02, 2006
...This claim comes from a study conducted by Eugene J. Kanin of Purdue University. Kanin examined 109 **** complaints registered in a Midwestern city from 1978 to 1987.

Of these, 45 were ultimately classified by the police as "false." Also based on police records, Kanin determined that 50 percent of the rapes reported at two major universities were "false."

Although Kanin offers solid research, I would need to see more studies with different populations before accepting the figure of 50 percent as prevalent; to me, the figure seems high.

But even a skeptic like me must credit a DNA exclusion rate of 20 percent that remained constant over several years when conducted by FBI labs. This is especially true when 20 percent more were found to be questionable.

False accusations are not rare. They are common.

Wendy McElroy is the editor of ifeminists.com and a research fellow for The Independent Institute in Oakland, Calif. She is the author and editor of many books and articles, including the new book, "Liberty for Women: Freedom and Feminism in the 21st Century" (Ivan R. Dee/Independent Institute, 2002). She lives with her husband in Canada.
I chew pig feet with gold-capped teeth & I don't take no ***** sass
Alpha & omega, first & last, give me welfare or I'll stomp your ***!
I'm cursed wit' spasmogenic tantrums that come upon me fast when
you chaw swollen donkey nuts with iron dentures like a whitey lass๏ปฟ
Mammalian *** ain't so bad since sadomasochism's become the fad
with 50 shades of white-bread ******* that made Bruce an x-dad
My partents, I mean parents, are in their golden sunset years and dad ain't the spry young buck that he was 50 years ago, even mom noticed. "Your father is elderly," mom whispered to me as I fed her purรฉed tapioca with a snow shovel.
I STARED INTO HER EYES and saw Mormon confusion. She's turned into one, maybe just for fun. Her legs are still shapely even though she's 73. But I don't care about that because I can always have them yanked off and replaced with Indonesian ones.
America's tattooed youth, who were not whipped and caged and denied food as children, are taught by tax-funded schools that they're of a lesser value to mother Earth than animalsโ€”parasitically-weakened animals that eat fleas, excreta and their offspring, meet and greet by body odor and drink fetid water.
For the ancient predecessors of flying squirrels to attempt gliding, during๏ปฟ the transitional millenniums that necessitate the formation of rudimentary webbing or wings, would be suicidal. Countless generations of squirrels with death wishes would be required as triggers for๏ปฟ the millions of evolutive changes, of the childishly vague Darwinian/Sumerian/Lamarckian model, to be realized.
"There are 55-gallon drums all over the place filled with the 'euthanized' carcasses of formerly-healthy young dogs & cats because dog pounds, animal 'shelters' & 'humane' societies have no choice (NO CHOICE I TELL YOU!!!) but to 'euthanize' them! Please, please, please (OH, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR DEAR MERCIFUL JEHOVAH GOD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE!!!) donate money 'cause them drums ain't free!"
THE PERVERTS OF PENNSYLVANIA -- What happened? Hock Rudson tried to give me a big kiss. So? He's infected with death. Oh no! Oh yes! Darlene **** ****** & Philip Rudd Craft were to be married on Cape Cod in the spring. Everyone was so happy & pleased by the prospect of having Darlene as a daughter-in-law. "Kiss me Darlene," young Patrick Bowel Tender said as he puckered up for a "**** one." Just 56 short years later Pat would be crushed to death in an avalanche. His **** body was eventually eaten by 3 **** polar bears.
You stroked my enormous tumor with love & care
after I fell into a ditch because I didn't see it there
You took my wallet to buy for me an expensive gift
'cause free of the ditch I needed an emotional lift
I will not ever be cured of this upper leg limb limp,
as long as you turn tricks for your big ****** ****
The apple doesn't fall far from the fruity fruit tree. Don't tell your twin everything. You're wiser than she. Dogs are attuned to sine waves, menstrual cycles & cardio-rhythms. A picture's worth 1,000 words...but only 57 ****. Love & Kisses, oven hisses...All my love's for you, and for that woman who used to drive the bread truck. Sitting up unsupported? Drinking coffee on a diving board? Wearing high-heel shoes in a swimming pool? There are 2 types of people, those who put people into 2 types and those who don't. My chihuahua loves me for what I am inside: dog parts. Concrete is correct. It's cement when it's wet. Royalties. They are royally generous like Liz is with Phil, like Nick was to Sunny. Go ahead, love yourself, but not on the bus where everybody can see you. Even in mystical India, helicopter pilots MUST reject spherical trigonometry to navigate our Earth as she is: a motionless plane, and not as a ball planet rotating & wobbling @ 1,039 miles per hour at her equatorial mid-line. I'm touched (in a mentally-unretarded way).
Regression ****** in anger hangs on hangers, frogs laid outwardly,
on platters, fascinate frog-fanciers who fancy laid-out frog wangers
George Martin grabbed 1 of the Beatles by the throat and threw his raggedy *** across the studio. "I'll **** the next Beatle who bad-mouths Pete Best because he's **** and I love him and I'm going to have his baby!" John Beatle picked himself up. "Look George, you can't have a baby because you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?" Suddenly the other George took offense. "I'm not in love with Pete Best! I'm in love with ratty Patty!" 5 seconds later Ringo tore off his mustache. There was blood and upper-lip everywhere.
โ™š As they rested on the front porch side by side on rocking chairs the farmer sarcastically said to his wife of 60 years, while pointing at her sagging *******: "If those things worked I wouldn't need a cow."; "Yes," she conceded, "and if that thing worked," said she while pointing at his crotch, "I wouldn't need your brother."๏ปฟ
Giving the dentist a groping thrill ain't going to lower no dental bill
when Eskimos howl biting things about how cycles make them feel
after whitey smashes heavy steel columns across their faces for real
My neighbor's eye ***** have turned into walnuts. It's so weird. At first I thought it was temporary but they're still walnuts. I hope his wife doesn't transmogrify into a tow truck or a couch cushion. See! This is why I pray to Jesus and not Mohammed!
I'm against the compounding of words.
BIG NIG'S DISASTER PREPAREDNESS - Big Nig & Patty McJohnson lived with their 4 children in a modest house near the Empire State Building and each rainless day Patty would hang laundry over the side of a cliff in their yard that adjoined the steepest part of the Grand Canyon. One day, as Nig was trimming a bush, the Eiffel Tower began to lean scarily towards the McJohnson garage. "Hurry Todd!" Nig yelled. "I need duct tape! The big roll!" Quickly Todd & Nig encircled the tower with a wide swath of tape. "That will keep her from falling!" Nig proclaimed. "What happened?!" Patty asked. "The Eiffel Tower almost fell on our garage!" Todd exclaimed, still slightly out of breath. "We secured it with duct tape!" Later, after 23 hurricanes passed over their house, one after another, a volcano erupted, spewing a wave of lava 67,000 feet high. Fortunately Nig had prepared 2 dozen extra-big sand-bags to divert the flow.
HOW TO ENLARGE YOUR PROSTATE EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE! Don't eat food that looks like it came from Burger King. Date women from foreign countries (except Canada). Pick a fight with ghetto Negroes and then disarm them with secret Kung Fu moves that will leave them permanently crippled till they die.
We can't go there & we can do something with boats in our pockets
'cause heaven's God's door for the sum of 6 ***** & mid-leg sockets
that fall under the underlings whose socks are from cotton-sock kits
for high frequency, amplitude & pulse brassieres made to shock ****๏ปฟ
Some day I'll be appreciated for what I really am: a multi-faceted he-man. 14 agree: Lincoln's melancholia did nothing to curb his penchant for blood baths. In all the blue Earth & other violet planets of deluge there are droughts & set-backs. Cries of โ€œa sand storm killed my motherโ€ & โ€œmy grill friend can't get enoughโ€ {chef related} can be heard far & again.
FOR SALE: 14 broken window panes smeared with dog-****, also 12 broken window panes smeared with **** from animals unknown. Priced right at $5 per pane or take entire lot of 26 for $175 (U.S.). This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer! No refunds! No trespassing! No loitering! No hunting! No parking! No smoking! No swimming! No diving! No dancing! No fishing! No motor vehicles!
ALL ****** PYGMY CANNIBALS ARE CURSED TO CHUG
SLUG-BLOOD FIRST TO SLAKE ALL SLUG-BLOOD THIRST
WEST AFRICA'S WORST PYGMIES ARE CURSED TO CHUG
SLUG-BLOOD FIRST TO SLAKE BAD SLUG-BLOOD THIRST
I said something when I should have said nothing or not anything. I
said too much when I could have spoke about lesser things; things I
know for 7% certain: how to hang a dumb curtain; the C.I.A. killed
Tom Merton; **** actors are great at spurtin'; blind chicks ****-***
at flirtin' with coal miners who got more tar-black Pygmy moles on
them than freaky Liz Taylor's crapped-out husband Richard Burton.
Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
7 December 1980 Yoko & John Lennon celebrate Pearl Harbor Day
with sushi, foot-long Coney Island hot dogs & Uncle Tetsu's soufflรฉ
My *** hurts & I'm harboring rabid resentment for Tom Ridge as I
look for a bad woman to subdue in a headlock & throw off a bridge
Bob Mitchum said: "Stick with me & you'll be farting through silk"
to his fiancรฉe whose huge milkers were lactating extra-creamy milk
At night she labored with an intensive hypnagogically-hypnical ****
that allopaths attributed to a restless leg syndrome, obstetrical quirk
to be cut out by a gamma x-rayed scalpel dirtier than a septical dirk
with the sense of purpose & sincerity of a less alien robotical smirk
coupled & triangulated with a frozen-cold-shoulder-shrugging shirk
as nutty as Robert Gallo father of A.I.D.S. who worked with Merck
that has ruined queers of Ireland's Leap Castle not too near Dunkirk
where ghosts who haunt not the dreams of Obama's fake father lurk
in the cracked cranium of a Keniano grovelling as a Canadian clerk
& not a nurse who's no worse than a ******-baiting curse 'cause she
niggered my **** after jerking my ****** like a ******-jerking nurse
who is lividly ornery, wickedly cruel, savagely brutal & terse as she
bottles stale **** for the shoe-testing queers of evil Nike's Converse
paunch that wallows in Ed A. Crowleyan demonological commerce
so that Christendom's rites are attenuated by posing them in reverse๏ปฟ
Impersonate a cow to get milked, kiss Michael Milken to get bilked
'cause rake-fist is the host deported grill of the bay, served on 1 tray
Dum' toes can't learn 'em nuttin,' dum' *****, can't learn 'er somet'in'
***** hinges in as them wages of sin rack up with cat-house binges
Hell singes trite mortal sins what ready Texas *****-house twinges
Fires singe flighty moral wins that sea-quake D.C. bordello twinges
Jail singes trite coral stints to swell semi-flimsy poor-house twinges
MY MOST UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT WITH AN EX- TEAMSTER - I was sitting in my sports car, eating a chicken McNugget that a chicken had to die to provide, when a monstrous killer (like Ted Bundy) approached me with a Taco Bell taco. "How much?" I asked. "I would never sell it. It belonged to my grandma who died before I was born. She loved this taco and named it Chuck, Chuck the Taco, sometimes Chucky," the killer said who could've been an ex-teamster who loved lesbians even though it amounted to nothing.
There must be a grimy, non-theatrically saucy way to gratify, for 55 minutes, a woman sexually like Bรฉla Lugosi did when he was alive working as a working worker bee in a working worker bee bee hive
Bill Clinton's trucking dad died because Billy Rockefeller was born
so that Arkansas bath houses hosting *** *** antics could film ****
Somehow my **** lard **** ain't getting no thinner on a 7-day daily
diet of ham hocks, pork rinds & chocolate-syrup sundaes for dinner
on the 7 steps to Zoubek's Memorial to the Victims of Communism
I shall show love for chewing chewy carrots ๏ปฟwith vegetarianism, or
I'll choose a chewy Cuban ****** chaos for chewin' chewy carrots
๏ปฟwith Castro's 1959 call for a cruel & cruddy Marxian vegetarianism
that'd be Cuba's revolutionary means to spoil Haitian egalitarianism
for forgetful amnesiacs who can not recall unrecalled amnesia at all
It is always me who must pick up the pieces, from your illegal Gulf
of Mexico oil leases, 'cause you're slimier than 7 trillion Ed Meeses
He pulled the same **** on me twice, first he gave me 3 versions of
A.I.D.S. & then he infected me with genital ***** & ****-body lice
when I least expected it 'cause I was just circumcised, sexier & nice
when I least wanted it because I was just-circumcised sexier & nice
THE BALCONY-CLIMBER - How are you making a living? You aren't still "balcony-climbing" are you? What's wrong with that? Nothing unless you lose your grip. Listen, I've fallen billions of times. The secret to not getting hurt is to fall on fat women. They'll break your fall better than any air mattress will. It still seems iffy to me. Watch me tomorrow. If I fall it'll be from 70 feet. I've got 2 fat ***** in the parking lot. I can't miss. I'll hit 'em squarely. One'll be killed instantly but I'll be fine. Okay, if you say so. Got any bread? Sure, bottom drawer. Thanks. My sister was a **** till a "balcony-climber" smashed her flat. Yes that was me.
THE DREAM of a Tourette Syndrome victim is to live in Norfolk & speak with an English accent; in that way the T.S. sufferer would be excused for exclaiming **** & **** all the time everywhere. "I live in Nor-**** and I **** ever leave!"
Say ******* YOU STUPID *****! to hand-cramps forever with my new invention called The Hand-Cramp Eliminator. It runs on 3 golf cart batteries and can carry 4 adults: 2 in the front and 2 in the back. It's available in 3 colors: bone, tan and black. Order now and receive 45%-off till Pharmacist Day or Armistice Day (whichever comes first).
Whilst patrolling my fortified, Nazified, sub-tropical Florida region
I see that **** George Zimmerman's whiter than a blond Norwegian
in his self-appointed role as a *****-shooting Europoidal European
who pimps ***** to roll dipsomaniacs at Sanford's American Legion "Only **** babies in self-defense" is the unaborted rule that I live by
& "don't never impregnate no black gal who was born a black guy"
It's a-o.k. to give Sanford pigs some name that's but a phony handle
like Kent C. Well, **** Too Tight, Robin Banks &/or Tony Candle,
Gaye Barr, Anita Bath, Harry Azcrac, Dixie Normus, Stony Mantle,
Nida ***, Lou Stools, Buster Cherry, Dixon Butts or Bony Randall,
plus Argentina's well-rotted, crapped-out actress hag Olga Zubarry,
who lived to bury ****-*****: Pork Chop Annie & Polka Jew Perry Mongols grow Occidentalized by Walmart's imported Chinese trick
& even ******-rich richer than a Bakersfield-deported Chicano hick Litters of swimmin' kittens are escaping Oscar like did Felix Unger
from the Apocalypse of Fukushima's China syndromic helix hunger Polite folk accommodate futt-bucking ******* by calling them gays
just as Wendy's accommodates idiotic patrons by giving them trays
For U.S. marines *** rights are earned during their boot-camp days
like when David Hasselhoff spent his T.V. time bay-watching bays,
in the era Reagan occupied his senile mind hoarding guns with rays while selling Latin American Marxists missiles to prove crime pays during our presidential-election cycle in its suspended-reality phase when Hawaiian babes charge nothing for their flowery, virginal leis
to celebrate the Hawaiian Babes' Free Flowery, Virginal Leis craze featuring tropical ******* & purpley nips guaranteed to amaze
in the orchid-rained-in-depths of our historically blue-blooded haze upon the moon's far side where-from souls are dispatched by Grays
there are no Jimmy Swaggart-$10-Johns anointing ***** with praise
while damning hell-fire Christians to the horror of a martyred blaze๏ปฟ
All stories start the same way. I was ******* several stewardesses in the privacy of the airport when a call was placed for me. It was the president. What now? TALKING THINGS OVER WITH FRED ****-MUSCLE ~ โ€œHi, Mr. ****-Muscle. Are you comfortable?โ€ ~ โ€œYes.โ€ ~ โ€œGood. About your name?โ€ ~ โ€œWhat of it?โ€ ~ โ€œTell us about it.โ€ ~ โ€œIt's not my name really. I was Christened Alfred after my father. Folks have taken to calling me Fred for short.โ€ ~ No, I mean your last name.โ€ ~ โ€œWhat?  ****-Muscle?โ€ ~ โ€œYes.โ€ ~ โ€œIt's 2 names, **** & Muscle. That's why it has a hyphen.โ€ ~ โ€œI see. Thank you Mr. ****-Muscle.โ€ ~ โ€œYou're welcome.โ€
What have I learned as a gynecologist? Many things. Gynecology isn't just for dentists who like women. It's for men who enjoy big-game fishing and bowling-pin setting. It's for ex-lesbians with bullet scars on their butts.
I am wolfishly wolfing hot dogs with wolves whilst being doggedly
dogged by dogs that are pigging out with pigs piggishly on Chinese
processed ham products ground by Chinese prisoners in Shen Yang
who thrive on beet tops, ping pong ***** & wild rat pink nose gravy
With 5 ham sandwiches stuck to my *** from a ham-sandwich fight
I rolled over in bed to take from your *** a large ham-sandwich bite
I need 100% access to your labially-guarded, deeply-drilled treasure
to ensure 98% pleasure with my thrill-tool-to-knock-her-up measure
American women discard 898 trillion metric tons of plastic I.U.D.'s
every 4 seconds because they like to. There ain't no talking sense to
these raging, I.U.D.-discarding ****** no matter what you ever do.
Each day I eat black floor crud to prove the permanence of my love
for you & your sister's oily **** that're God's gift from heaven above
for you & for your sister's ***** that are manna from heaven above
for you & for your sister's huge teats that are a gift from God above
for you & for your sister's silky teats that are gifts from Jesus above
Hillary Clinton's ape ****** fooled chimp-lovers in New York City
when her colon prolapsed after Huma fondled Hillary's elderly kitty
Hillary Clinton's ****-tunneling forced critters into diarrheal shittin'
as Huma ****** Hillary's kitten, so in the press it was today written
โ€œHoney, pass the crunchy peanut butter.โ€ ~ โ€œIf you think that you are going to get away with dragging my reeking *** back from Tennessee like the last abusive biker then you better get a brand new brand of dandruff shampoo for your 'fro 'cause I ain't no  *****'s hillbilly chill-monkey!โ€ ~ โ€œWhat?โ€ ~ โ€œOh, nothing.โ€
Parliamentary question - E-001744/2022
European Parliament

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Ineffective, harmful experimental COVID-19 vaccines โ€“ removal from the market
11.5.2022

Answer in writing
Question for written answer  E-001744/2022
to the Commission
Rule 138
Sergio Berlato (ECR)

While in Italy people are being given their fourth shot and there are likely plans to make this booster obligatory or impossible to avoid because of further restrictions on personal freedoms in the name of public health, in Germany they have started discussing the harmful effects of the COVID-19 vaccines.

A recent study by the Charitรฉ University Hospital in Berlin on the โ€˜safety profiles of COVID-19 vaccinesโ€™ revealed that there are 40 times more cases of people with serious complications after being given these vaccines than previously reported by the Paul-Ehrlich-Institut.

In fact, 8 out of 1,000 vaccinated people experience serious side effects โ€“ a much higher rate than seen with conventional vaccines.
Gertrude Astor (born Gertrude Irene Eyster; November 9, 1887 โ€“ November 9, 1977)[1] was an American motion picture character actress, who began her career playing trombone in a woman's band.

Early years
Astor was born on November 9, 1887, in Lakewood, Ohio.[2] Her father was Glen Eyster, an assistant fire chief in Lima, Ohio.[3]

Career
Astor joined a woman's band as a trombone player and toured the states. In New York she left the band to obtain film work and got a job as an extra before her career took off.

In 1915, Astor gained a contract with Universal Studios.[4] Between then and 1962, she appeared in over 250 movies. Her first known credit is in a Biograph short in 1915. She then became a contract player at Universal. A tall, angular and beautiful woman, Astor frequently towered over the leading men of the era; thus, she was frequently utilized in comedy roles as aristocrats, gold-diggers, and "heroine's best pal".[5]


Gertrude Astor (center) with Herbert Barrington and Al Ernest Garcia
Her best-known silent appearances were as the visiting stage star in Stage Struck (1925) with Gloria Swanson,[6] then as the vamp who plants stolen money on Harry Langdon in The Strong Man (1926), and as (Aunt Susan's) Flora Finch's niece, and later the traveling companion in The Cat and the Canary (1927).


Gertrude Astor, Colleen Moore and Richard Dix filming The Wall Flower (1922)

Gertrude Astor and Tyler Brooke in Laughing Ladies (1925 film)

Carrie Scott and Gertrude Astor in the film Stage Struck (1925)
Astor performed at Hal Roach studios with such headliners as Laurel and Hardy, Our Gang, and especially Charley Chase. She also acted with Columbia Pictures' short subjects unit.

She continued to play bits in feature films throughout the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s. She was briefly glimpsed as the first ****** victim in the Sherlock Holmes adventure The Scarlet Claw and was among the ranks of dress extras in 1956's Around the World in Eighty Days. Her last appearance was in John Ford's The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

Later years
In her later years, Astor was a welcome guest at several gatherings of the Laurel and Hardy fan club, The Sons of the Desert, and became an honorary member of the Way Out West tent.

Death
Astor died on her 90th birthday in Woodland Hills, California, from a stroke.[4] Her cremated remains were interred in the Abbey of Psalms at Hollywood Memorial Park.[7][8][9][10]
Everything that isn't 10%-off should be to help old people who
can only pay 90%. I saw an old woman yesterday who had a
dog that was 90% normal. The old woman was **** and
men undressed her with their eyes as large gerbils
escaped from Richard Gere's gerbil-****
prison that was right across the street.
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ENJOY A NEW MATTRESS FOR THE PRICE OF 3 DOG-TRAINING LESSONS at Hector's Mexican Mattress Shop! Hector has been making mattresses with his wife LaToya for many years, ever since their house burned down from a mattress fire. Come in now and get 40%-off!
SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food,
fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when
you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a
****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-
throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no
clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
I'll love you Cheryl when your 9ยฝ toes rot off, when your hair curls
to 1 undertone, puckered like a crone, sacked through a ***** bone.
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