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No man is lower than the man who sentences children to ******
No amount of jet kerosene can melt a steel box constructed girder
Maya F. Angelou should be put into a cage until she stops singing  
the praises of Kenyan Obama while denying the pain he's bringing

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The Manson family emerged from communistical roots ****** red,
'cause no dog is safe from a wash of isotopes that burn out the head
of David Bowie who's ******* died & ***** Earth whilst he's dead!
No mammal is safe from a backwash of isotopes that burn the head
as David Bowie has ******' died! Look out he ***** after he's dead!
Chuck Manson's family stepped on ****** communistical roots red
of David Bowie who has ******* died & humps us after he is dead!
Do not play idiotical like Oprah/Orpah 'cause you heard what I said
The orbital flavor of space gum sticks to dentures like a rancid ***
who prefers tiny Ringo Starr over full-size Pete Best on snare drum
and Abner's antics over the ****-ups of Jeb Clampett's teacher Lum
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⚡️ My incubator incubated chicks for dinner as I hit the floor & then
**2 of my legs fell off so I can't do a walkin' chore that I need 2 legs for

The setting, Easter 1899, a large dog suppresses a **** in the middle
of the night, Polacks are eating grapes in the dim moon light, a war
is fought by Saigon girls whose betel-nut-red teeth are ready to bite.

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WEB/THE BLACK SPHERE: It turns out that black babies are cheaper than monkeys. Don’t believe me, just read this report by Reuters. This is why black babies are being used as lab rats to test a bio-weapons grade anthrax vaccine. In the time of a black president {ahem}, a presidential ethics panel (you read that right) is the panel who concluded that black babies could be used for the testing. Believe it or not, this is being done for the kids. We need a pediatric anthrax vaccine. Here is a what panel chairman Amy Gutmann, president of the University of Pennsylvania, had to say: “Balancing the need to protect children against the need to know, for instance, the safe dose of the vaccine, made this one of the most difficult ethical reviews a bioethics board has ever conducted because kids could one day die by the millions from anthrax. So what? NO BLACK CHILDREN are dying from anthrax, and who knows the future implications of testing on black children?"

𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 & 𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴! 𝗔 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿-𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝘆𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻
𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻
𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 & 𝗺𝗲: 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲
𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲𝘀. 𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗶𝘀
𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺-𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲! 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘂𝘀! 𝗜'𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄!!!

SEVEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOUR LOVED ONE OR FAMILY MEMBER NEEDS SHIN-LENGTHENING BONE GRAFTS (1) short shins are apparent from 30 feet away (2) large bone splinters have poked through skin (3) shin conductivity is 4% (4) no one can pull shin bone free, even with twine (5) most piggish cops are masons and worship Lucifer (6) marital infidelity is rising especially in the trans-gay communes west of Toledo (7) cold winds chill shins and make them blue...

I COULDN'T EAT FRENCH FRIES FOR 3 WEEKS! I enquired about a room for rent. The crone said it was private except that I'd have to share the bed with an ex-urologist who will insist on holding my wiener while I urinate. That sounded odd to me. Well anyway, I looked the place over and decided to give it a go on a trial basis for 17 months. I moved in immediately and, of course, had to *** really bad. 𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰, I thought, but in the end, it became a habit. Having an ex-urologist hold your wiener while you *** isn't something that most people have experienced. It's like eating a homosexual-meat hamburger at a homosexual cannibal picnic with a beautiful woman who's ten times stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger and **** Van **** combined.

FRED JOHNSON BATTLES MERCILESS WRENBOTS - The year is A.D. 2156 and "wrenbots" (robots the size of wrens) have infested Washington, D.C. and eaten the president of the United States; a barbaric act that prompted 5 million African-American Negroes to donate 10% of their perennial "reparation money" to build "wrenbot **** stations" along the Potomac River in a heroic effort to save mankind. Young Helen Cronkite's there in bikini ******* to lure wrenbots into a "***** house of death" 1 hour before Fred Johnson (the vice president) was scheduled to tear off his wig to astound the great-great-grandson of the founder of The Hair Club for Men who's in D.C. to reveal a gerbil trick that allows for prostate-tumor avulsion without lasers or pin-******. "I'm proud of you Don Wilson," Jack Benny's ghost groaned, knee-deep in horse diarrhea beneath 30 million wrenbots that have darkened the sky.

𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝗻 & 𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴! 𝗔 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿-𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝘆𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗻
𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻
𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 & 𝗺𝗲: 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲
𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲𝘀. 𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗶𝘀
𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗱𝗼𝗺-𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲! 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘂𝘀! 𝗜'𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄!!!

SIXTY-THREE BOUTS OF BURPITIS (swelling of the glands that allow me to burp) - It was a cold day at the peanut butter factory as youthful Paul Lennon loaded 30,000 tons of raw peanuts into grinder number thirteen. "Paul, depress the grinder pedal slowly while I lubricate your sister!" Bob instructed from 30 yards away. "Okay Bob!" Paul responded. "Alright! Let 'er rip!" Later on, mountains of peanut butter were mechanically poured into plastic jars. "My sister is over-lubricated!" Paul called out to Bob who was sitting on the toilet at the time, waiting for "big things" to happen.

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I told everybody deaf 'bout "us" but everybody but "us" was deaf.

Puppies, chocolate cake, jumping jacks, **** store, door knobs, Obama's big nose, gastritis, cook books, sand, nitrogen, polo, snow treads, water beds, cucumbers, doilies, doll babies, piston rings, perfume, chick peas, crow bars, red bricks, candy canes, Easter eggs, posies, ice cream, beach *****, Cebu chicks... SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PREPARE TO DIE!

The warm wind swept across the stern as the young adventurous couple (both ex-lesbians) passionately French kissed each other till their lips were sore. "Pass the tanning lotion," Eva said while Betty uncrossed her elbows. Later, after a good sleep, the Coast Guard arrived to offer (free of charge) three ex-lesbian boat safety lessons. "No thanks to that, because we're ex-ex-lesbians now!" Eva proclaimed like she was totally crazy or something.

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Oh **** Kiki Ebsen, let's love forever the dead Larry, Moe & Curly
& their lower Australian counterparts: the scuzzy Fairy, ** & Girly
who gulp milk with hens' eggs knowing that not 1 dairy foe is burly
as I wanna see H.P.V. vaccine-pricking-swine Rick Perry goin' surly
like Squiggy might've on Garry Marshall's show Laverne & Shirley
starring Cindy Williams & Penny Marshall whose teeth ain't pearly,
& who in heels & padded bra passes as the twin of Jo Anne Worley
in 1963 when cream was in glass bottles & menopause started early
enough for Lee Oswald before The Eye Shadows backed Merle Lee

Indoor pig pens are uncommon. Our neighbor converted their dining room into a pig sty. I asked them why they did it and they told me to shut up.

Vietnam succeeded in growing 3 yearly crops of *****-saving rices,
a dozen years after the Fourth Republic of France's May 1958 crisis

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This Urinary Tract Infection Poem (spreads a baking-cliff stillness)
It's ****** to suffer durin' the hot summer from 1 aching-stiff illness,
but not so ****** as squatting in a tent with a stepson faking syphilis
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Shall we not rot apart before rotting together?
Shall we not twist to bend like a burning feather?
Shall we not swell to bursting in tropical weather?

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This Urinary Tract Infection Poem (spreads a baking-cliff stillness)
It's ****** to suffer durin' the hot summer from 1 aching-stiff illness,
but not so ****** as squatting in a tent with a stepson faking syphilis
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Let me touch you appropriately for an hour while I can move under
total ambulatory power. Let me kiss you where it's dark, behind tall
bushes in the park where I will nibble on your milkless whale shark
baited ***** nibs like shark bait is nibbled by a race-baited sea shark.
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Let me touch you appropriately for an hour while I can move under
total ambulatory power. Let me kiss you where it's dark, behind tall
bushes in the park where I shall nibble your *** nibs like shark bait's
nibbled by a shark.
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This Urinary Tract Infection Poem (spreads a baking-cliff stillness)
It's ****** to suffer durin' the hot summer from 1 aching-stiff illness,
but not so ****** as squatting in a tent with a stepson faking syphilis

Let me touch you appropriately for an hour while I can move under
total ambulatory power. Let me kiss you where it's dark, behind tall
bushes in the park where I will nibble on your milkless whale shark
baited ***** nibs like shark bait is nibbled by a race-baited sea shark.

Let me touch you appropriately for an hour while I can move under
total ambulatory power. Let me kiss you where it's dark, behind tall
bushes in the park where I shall nibble your *** nibs like shark bait's
nibbled by a shark.

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Deep where daytime plunges I view images obverse rendered slight
wrung from a perspective when noon of day becomes noon of night
among **** whose hot water's cold & whose saggy ******* are tight
to show straight Venezuelan queers that head-wise they're not right,
as if to correct **** San Pedro dragsters who fist-ways can not fight
Charles Carroll of Homewood never trapped mice not worth killing
Charles Carroll of Carrollton signed free declarations Allāh willing
Charles Carroll of Annapolis wrote that Turkical gals were thrilling
in tropic moonshine French vanilla ice cream's quite filling because
for no Scandinavian ******* there's no Scandinavian-****** dealing
and so without Croatian moolies there's no Croatian-****** grilling
when stolen-hubcap rates rise with the rise of 'hood-hubcap stealing
con-ghetto markets are swamped with hubcaps spooks were trailing
while black markets are burstin' with cool hubcaps they like selling
before choco shops are flooded by hot hubcaps negroes be smelling
after flea markets go awash with hub hot caps ***** are concealing
their motivations that would be revelationary to crimes protocolical
that are as penetrative as contacts rated allopathically transdermical
so as to counter stimuli sprouting superficial growth sclerodermical
within mutagenical outcroppings phasically presumed hydrostatical

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You say I'm stupid, moronic, imbecilic, addle-pated, dense & dumb
**even though it's you who wants Hillary's ****** to birth an oil drum

Take me back mystic moon sage to the time when Jocko Henderson ruled Allen Klein; when Buddy Knox had a bank account; when stuck-together dogs were on their own; when McDonald's patties were worm- & eyeball-free...
   By confessing to drinking alcohol (any amount of alcohol), while driving, you are providing evidence for your prosecution & conviction. Breath tests are notoriously inaccurate as the machines aren't properly cleaned, stored and tested.
   My forth-putting ways proved forth-telling in the flattest world known that lurches never forthward. In common practise, in hippy communae: mammae & arolae & vulvae of clatches (Scottish:  sluttish or slipshod women) are up for tweeting & tickling.

The hard bone of your elbow made me sad after I sold it to a Cuban
elbow-bone buyer who lived 132 miles from the island of Trinidad.

The hard bone of your elbow made me sad after I sold it to a Cuban
elbow-bone buyer who lived 132 miles from the island of Trinidad.

Don't break my arm. A broken arm ain't **** with the bone popped
out & pus clottin' until it thickens on the floors of attics & kitchens.

Don't break my arm. A broken arm ain't **** with the bone popped
out & pus clottin' until it thickens on the floors of attics & kitchens.

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FREE WET NEWSPAPERS
They are saturated
Dripping wet
Like they have been under water for a long time
Wetter than a watermelon they are
50¢ each

☕☕☕☕☕ The Venezuela that I know.
I know that you wouldn't sell my hands to hand surgeons. I know.
I know that you wouldn't sell my hands to hand surgeons who were from Venezuela. I know.

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Big thrill-hammers are jack-hammering tools for driving it home as
I'd **** the cold, ****** ******* who turned my sweet piece of
creamy Haitian chocolate ****** onto the manly art of ****-diving!
Butch ***** come when they go to scissor in departing with arriving
that factors in well when jelly thighs shift for ******* & conniving
as ****-to-****-contact ******* owes little to abortive devising

𝗣𝘂𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝘂𝘀-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽-𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝘂𝘁𝘁-
𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵! 𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸, 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿, 𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗽 & 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆, 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.
"𝗜𝗳 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴!" 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟭𝟯
𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹, 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗻.
𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗼'𝘀 𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗩𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗿 𝗣𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻, 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗶 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻.

𝗣𝘂𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝘂𝘀-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽-𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝘂𝘁𝘁-
𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵! 𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸, 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿, 𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗽 & 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆, 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.
"𝗜𝗳 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴!" 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸
𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟭𝟯
𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹, 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗻.

I TOTALLY AGREE COMPLETELY about killin' new, black mold
Take selenium & your heart will be 100 before your valves are sold
to porcine heart buyers hog tied in Chicagoland's slaughter shimmy
Turkic (Turkish somewhat) chicks are Mongoloidal enough to hold
my interest (among other things)...energy ex vacuo, gimme gimme!
as poems'll wax cardiologically to ameliorate my pain when I'm old
½ dead, ½ naked in the ½ mast wing of ****** Mary's angelical fold

Disney destroyed maternal worries with furnace asphyxiants of gas,
proving that lungs full of carbon monoxide fumes ain't going to last
to see '39 as '38 wafted by in a whiff of monoxidized demise so fast
for those who cartoonize the near-future, animate God's distant past
so as to demand that Rabbi Shimon's Apocalypse tribes be amassed
to pike the head of Charlie Watts as El Shaddai can never be sassed
before a Satanical/congregational flock of U.S.'s pornocratical cast
conjuring underneath a devilishly-****** act's pornographical blast
framed as merry mix-ups the queerest of collusions that flabbergast
regardless of America's oldest race-baitin' ******'s homosexual past
as a Georgia state assembly guy whom toothless ****** outclassed

PREPARING FOR THE INEVITABLE! What to do if the pope dies in your double-wide trailer: (1) Remain calm. Panicking will not help. (2) Place the corpse on the floor and cover it with a rug or blanket. Do not use one that's grey! (3) Contact a local priest or bishop (if available) and inform him in English that the pope has crapped-out in your trailer (give him the trailer court's Vatican code). (4) Do not remove jewelry (or snip off a wee bit of the pope's toe, finger, earlobe, nose-tip or *****) as a souvenir or keep-sake! (5) Place a Bible under the cadaver's head instead of a pillow.

Our passion-charged love begins in the **** line of your crack,
extending north from your lard *** to the middle of your back

YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE KIDNEY LIKE ONE LION-TAMER KIDNEY-PUNCHES ANOTHER LION-TAMER, so I retaliated (or responded) by throwing your grandmother off our ship into shark-infested waters after rubbing her down with fresh rabbit blood, but it wasn't really your grandmother (because I like her too much), just a plastic mannequin (or waxen effigy or bronze statue) of her.

The common halves: ½ ***, ½ dollar, ½ ton, ½ way, ½ way house, ½ way there, ½ baked, ½ cup, ½ sister, ½ done, ½ mast, ½ dead, ½ naked, ½ ply, ½ awake, ½ tablespoon, ½ asleep, ½ hour, equally divide me. Hi, I'm Tim Walmart. Glad to meet you Mr. Walmart. I'm Todd Kmart. Are you related to Bob Family Dollar? No.

My flaxen-tressed princess, let us meet where we won't be trampled
by Jo's pig herds, in South Africa where ******* make more *******
with the ½-best-ever versions of hemi-bald-leg-length quick ******

Turkic (Turkish somewhat) chicks are Mongoloidal enough to hold
my interest (among other things)...energy ex vacuo, gimme gimme!
as poems'll wax cardiologically to ameliorate my pain when I'm old
½ dead, ½ naked in the ½ mast wing of ****** Mary's angelical fold

Next non-Tuesday's sucky event: ******* on Ivory soap's chromium or toxified/toxificated cadmium-white sodium crystals. A lard-*** daughter, who abuses her thin-haired father, would lead a boar to slaughter. Thanks Krystal. I feel that 1 day Hawaii will be at peace & it'll be less quizzical than rinsing your fuse-cool tooth-brush under a loose-stool-**** flush.

We can't go there & we can do something with boats in our pockets
'cause heaven's God's door for the sum of 6 ***** & mid-leg sockets
that fall under the underlings whose socks are from cotton-sock kits
for high frequency, amplitude & pulse brassieres made to shock ****
of crude gals schtupping **** males in a kettle of ½-stewed whales