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I know my loving, teen Angel to the letter, but soon we'll be able to
**miss 1 other in person together & that will be 38 times 1 year better
Are you a fairy Daddy like Terry Hanratty? No, I'm daddy-normal

& daddy-hormonal. Can I violently tug on your scruffy beard like a

punk who is weird? No, because I'm not the murderous Ted Bundy

daddy college women in 1973 feared. Will you never come home

Daddy & give ill Mommy her Daddy-thrill-hammer thrill? Never!!!
“What's for supper?” I asked my mommy who often provided food.
“Garbage! Mounds of it!” She duly replied not even remotely rude.
“Holy Moses!” I moaned havin' recently had useless surgery again.
“Shut your cake hole!” Barked she harshly like Barbie does to Ken.
𝙻𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙎 𝙿𝙎𝙜𝙞𝚂 𝙎𝙜𝙷𝙰𝙜𝙲𝙎𝚁!

This thing really enhanced my *****! I woke up and I wasn't dead
or anything, but my ***** was enormous. I showed everybody
at the bank and they were so surprised, especially in the lobby
but not so much in the drive-through (those chicks are wacked).
𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒅
𝑲𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍

I had a hernia and I could barely call the police on anyone when a
neighbor suggested that I go to the boarded-up Kmart to have
abdominal surgery. I went, had the surgery, and returned to
my tent the next day. I've not ever felt better about the
things that infuriated me before the surgery
that I had at Kmart, which is abandoned.
It's the original sin that kills everyone who won't shut up. It ain't 34
bombs strapped to a nun or this hare-triggered Cuban machine gun.
My mind wanders like Cubans to the front of the free-cheese line or
like a Japanese back-transplant-surgery patient waiting for his spine
or like a kindly hippo with swollen ****** puking on a knotty pine.
John Atterberry, 40, American music industry executive (Death Row Records), shot.
Predrag Ćeramilac, 67, Serbian actor, suicide. (Croatian)
Alberto de Mendoza, 88, Argentine actor. [4]
𝗠ă𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗰𝘂, 𝟯𝟳, 𝗥𝗌𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿 (𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗌𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗊𝗌𝗻𝗎 𝗖𝗌𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟎), 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲. (𝗥𝗌𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗻)
Robert Peliza, 91, Gibraltarian politican, Chief Minister of Gibraltar (1969–1972)
Maiden, mother, crone are the 3 stages of femininity, you vaginitis-
plagued *****, so go back to your age-defying goo, you ***** witch
GIVING PHILOSOPHY LESSONS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE is what movie characters are good at. I bought this egg timer from a man yesterday who had many stories to tell but I can't tell you because they involve the C.I.A., ****** and factory workers who make Crisco. I bought a propane heater because my propane was cold. My ex-lesbian neighbor told me that in Germany everybody who's dead must be buried or burned only after a fake ****** mustache is pasted on them. It's really strange that they would do that.
𝙷𝙟𝚆 𝙌𝙰𝙜𝚈 𝙟𝚂𝙌𝙟𝙜𝙳𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙎 𝙜𝙟𝚃 𝙳𝙎𝙰𝙳 𝚈𝙎𝚃? Our love is sexier than a large balloon above Lake Michigan on a cloudy day; sexier than a billion pairs of night-goggles in a truck speeding to Cuba with special "wing fins" that allow it to travel upon sea water with ease; sexier than two ex-lesbians French-kissing each other in a non-romantic way in an ambulance on its way to Michigan.

Don't fully self-love yourself at BURGER KING because they have cameras everywhere. The well of self-love? Do you self-love yourself more than twice a week? Can you self-love yourself without batteries? Can an ex-lesbian enjoy the pleasures of self-love at a lesbian convention? Will you take your wig off so I can see your 666 birthmark? ​​I guess your wig isn't coming off then?
Did you see that ***** movie a long time ago about Julia Roberts
falling in love with a ****** who inserts gerbils up his ****?
Me neither. It looks pretty good though. Maybe I'll see it
one day after I have exploratory brain surgery.
For Sale: JAN BRADY MANNEQUIN from the original 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘯𝘀𝘩 T.V. series, comes with sixteen authenticated Jacques Cousteau ****-straps autographed by Ted Knight (star of 𝘊𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺𝘎𝘩𝘢𝘀𝘬 & 𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘎𝘊 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵) - $2,000 (U.S.)
Your dementia praecox psychosis made my *** rotate with emotion
while my prong horn alarmingly stiffened with bed-ridden devotion
Judaism is a religion, no less so than Catholicism. No one is half-Catholic. No child possesses Catholic genes. Religion/philosophy is taught. Religion/philosophy is not genetic.
HUNGER WILL NOT DEFEAT US because God has provided delicious field mice and gophers for us to eat. Salt and paprika bring out the deliciousness of their meat and their pelts make nice hats and **** fur-lined *******. I'm wearing several gophers now and my mouth is full of mice.
THE CIRCUS - Tammy's classical beauty made Tina & Tanya so jealous that each of them had several cosmetic surgeries to uplift their jowls and nether regions and *****. "I can't see the man getting hit by the cannon ball!" Tanya exclaimed in a panic at the circus that was being held to raise money to fight crippled children. "Your labial lips have been lifted too high," Tina replied.
**** Suckman & Harry *** were shooting the rapids when Harry's
watch slipped off into deep water; ****'s woman died from 4 bullet
wounds & 6 days later no one knows at Kmart who ******' shot her
Deep where daytime plunges I view images obverse rendered slight
wrung from a perspective when noon of day becomes noon of night
among **** whose hot water's cold & whose saggy ******* are tight
to show straight Venezuelan queers that head-wise they're not right,
as if to correct **** San Pedro dragsters who fist-ways can not fight
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I wigged my thin **** away with a concerted, ****-wiggling passion
that penetratively confounded the mixed butch mufflers who swore
like sailors that wiggling had fallen from Disney's ****-day fashion
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When **** *** comes home lots of **-******* will jump & shout
for **** *** to whip his mega-thrill-hammer-**** all the way out
If you sing psalms of **** ***'s cocky Gospels a lot, **** ***'ll
crucify you over coffee on the ****** ground upon which the brave
crusaders of his religion's messianic prophet had historically fought

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Judaism is a religion, no less so than Catholicism. No one is half-Catholic. No child possesses
Catholic genes. Religion/philosophy is taught. Religion/philosophy is not genetic.
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My tough, manly hands are brittle like I got deadly ptomaine a little
'cause 3 **** could not make me unlove you while God's above you
ensuring that flat Earth stays put, like a woman on more than 1 foot
stuffed with Polaki plans for red Chinese wiener factory production
that increases hypo-viral A.I.D.S. & ****** pump implant reduction
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Red is so great! It reminds me of pink as it is reminiscent of orange
the off-red color. I killed my sister because she married my brother,
if not for love, then it must have been for some stupid reason other.
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Red is so great! It reminds me of pink as it is reminiscent of orange
the off-red color. I killed my sister because she married my brother,
if not for love, then it must have been for some stupid reason other.
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⚡ Assassinated "doctor" George Tiller, who murdered 60,000 babies, is memorialized by the corporate media, and Charles Manson, who murdered no one, is the devil.
Prostitutional services are going up in price because of free trade agreements and many mothers are bending to the decrease in gainfully-employed Johns. One ****, known as Jamaal "McNig" Jackson, Junior said: "My poor hoes is sufferin'!"
“Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across
my head.” ~ “A Day in the Life” (Lennon/McCartney)

“Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a stool
sample across my head.” ~ Suzy Berlinsky
𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗊𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗡𝗚𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗡𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗗𝗡𝗘𝗊𝗊
is not unusual for nudists who believe in ******
in all its forms. Nudists drink coffee without
clothes on and scale fish the same way.
Even helicopter pilots who are nudists
enjoy crashing into mountains and
dying horrific deaths
with no clothes on.
"𝗔 𝘁𝗌𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗌𝗜𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗌𝗳 𝟮𝟱𝟬-𝟯𝟬𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗜𝗲𝗌𝗜𝗹𝗲, 𝗮 𝟵𝟱% 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗌𝗺 𝗜𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘀, 𝘄𝗌𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹." — 𝗧𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗌𝗳 𝗖.𝗡.𝗡., 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝘂𝗌𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝑎𝒄𝑚𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑚𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒓, 𝟲/𝟵𝟲
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"𝗜𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚.𝗊.𝗔. 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟎, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗳𝗌𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗜𝗌𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗌𝗳 𝘄𝗵𝗌𝗌𝗜𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗰𝗌𝘂𝗎𝗵." -- 𝗗𝗿. 𝗩𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗊𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗯𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗌𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗎𝗿𝗮𝗜𝗵𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗌𝗺 𝙏𝙀𝙠𝙖𝙞 𝙅𝙀𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙀𝙛 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘜𝙞𝙀𝙡𝙀𝙜𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝟭𝟵𝟎𝟎.
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​​“Everyone who is vaccinated is vaccine-injured – whether it shows up right away or later in life.” – Dr. Shiv Chopra, B.V.S., A.H., Ph.D., Fellow of the W.H.O., senior scientist at Health Canada

COVID-19 PCR Tests are Meaningless: "Though the whole world relies on RT-PCR to diagnose Sars-Cov-2 infection, the science is clear: they are not fit for purpose."~ T. Engelbrecht & K. Demeter

"The medical authorities keep lying. Vaccination has been a disaster on the immune system. We are changing our genetic code through vaccination." -- Guylaine Lanctot, M.D.

​​"There is not sufficient evidence to support any conclusions on the comparative safety of mRNA vaccines. Direct evidence on the comparative safety of mRNA vaccines is lacking." - Nikhil Mull, M.D.

​​Ethical issues surrounding the transplantation of human fetal tissues. Hurd RE.Clin Res. 1992 Dec;40(4):661-6. PMID: 1486733 Review.

​​"Pfizer's mRNA vaccine contains polyethylene glycol that may trigger fatal allergic reactions in many who receive the vaccine." ~ Dr. Joseph Mercola

​​"Doctor demands a study into the link between Covid vaccines & blood clots after his research found clots in a majority of vaccinated patients, some of whom could be dead in 3 years." ~ A. Salazar

​​On their official web site: "The AstraZeneca (Vaxzevria) vaccine uses a chimpanzee adenovirus vaccine vector."

​​☆ “The producers of these vaccines know that they are worthless, but they go on selling them, anyway." — Dr. J. Anthony Morris (formerly Chief Vaccine Control Officer at the F.D.A.)

​​“Vaccines only drive disease deeper and cause us to harbor it chronically.” — Dr. Richard Moscowitz, M.D.

​​"Vaccination is the single most prevalent and most preventable cause of infant deaths." -- Dr. Viera Scheibner, Ph.D.

"Trial of erectile dysfunction drug on pregnant women stopped after 11 babies die." By Debra Goldschmidt and Michael Nedelman, (C.N.N.) July 25, 2018

"I’m absolutely terrified that vaccine passports & top-up vaccines is going to lead to mass depopulation & the deliberate execution of billions of people." ~ Dr. Michael Yeadon (fmr. Pfizer V.P.)

If vaccines are so effective in preventing disease why have epidemics occurred following mass vaccination programs? ("Are Vaccines Generally Detrimental to the Human Defence System?" 1994).

“Vaccination causes a lot of behavioral problems not the least of which is increased rage and aggression in both human and animals.” ― Patricia Jordan, "Mark of the Beast: Hidden in Plain Sight"

“Vaccines are highly dangerous, have never been adequately studied or proven to be effective, and have a poor risk/reward ratio.” — Dr. Allen Greenberg, M.D.

“The public is woefully uninformed on vaccine risks due to government and mainstream media censorship.” – Dr. Mark Geier, M.D.

Minnesota Woman Loses Both Legs and Both Hands Following Second Pfizer COVID-19 Shot
https://www.gofundme.com/.../22h9pf-fundraiser-for-jummai...

“When you impair the brain blood flow by vaccination you can impair the respiration control center which can result in death. We call it S.I.D.S.” – Dr. Andrew Moulden, M.D., Ph.D.

"Everyone should know that most cancer research is largely a fraud..." -- Linus Pauling Ph.D. (1901-1994) Two-time Nobel Prize winner

“In my medical career I’ve treated vaccinated and unvaccinated children and the unvaccinated children are far healthier than the vaccinated ones.” — Dr. Philip Incao, M.D.

“The chief, if not the sole cause of the monstrous increase in cancer has been vaccination.” — Dr. Robert Bell, Vice President, International Society for Cancer Research at the British Cancer Hospital

"There is insufficient evidence to support routine vaccination of healthy persons of any age." -- Paul Frame, M.D., "Journal of Family Practice"

Measles vaccination produces immune suppression which contributes to an increased susceptibility to other infections. Clinical Immunology and Immunopathology, May 1996; 79(2): 163-170.

This vaccine has been shown to cause serious reactions including convulsions, anaphylactoid allergic reactions, serum sickness-like reactions & death. (Pediatrics, 1987, Milstien et al., 80: 270-274.)

"The incidence of asthma has been found to be five times more common in vaccinated children." -- “The Lancet,” 1994

“It is pathetic and ludicrous to say we ever vanquished smallpox with vaccines, when only 10% of the population was ever vaccinated." -- Dr. Glen Dettman

“I found the whole vaccine business was indeed a gigantic hoax.” — Dr. Archivides Kalokerinos, M.D.

“Not one single degenerative disease ever suffered by a human was due to a deficiency in a prescription drug.” — Dr. Daniel Duffy

“The vaccine industry is itself a FRAUD. I spent my whole career studying vaccines.”— Dr. Shiv Chopra, B.V.S., A.H., M.Sc., Ph.D., Fellow of the World Health Organization, “Corrupt to the Core”

The World Health Organization says that 1.8 billion people—one quarter of Earth's population—are infected with tuberculosis. 10 million ill & 1.5 million died in 2019, yet we don't wear masks for T.B.

Robert Joseph White (1926 – 2010) was an American surgeon, best known for his head transplants on living monkeys.

“The public is woefully uninformed on vaccine risks due to government and mainstream media censorship.” — Dr. Mark Geier, M.D.
TO SAVE MARRIAGE FAT WOMAN WEARS SHETLAND PONY DISGUISE TO TRICK HUSBAND INTO STRAPPING A SADDLE ON HER BACK! It happened in Ohio 4 years ago. The woman weighed 400 pounds and was Shetland pony-shaped since the age of 28. "He thought I was a Shetland pony," she told her neighbor who was in love with a black man.
For sale: DAVID NIVEN NOVELTY ALARM CLOCK. Wake up like David Niven used to: in *****. See the country in a new car! Wake up to the smell of coffee mixed with David Niven's *****. Laugh, love, scratch your *** like a monkey! The time to die is now! If you're so good at committing suicide; how come you're not dead?

MY SISTER IDENTIFIES AS A MAN - Are you experiencing unwanted ******* pain? Do your teeth fall out when you're experiencing unwanted ******* pain? Have you ever been sedated during surgery only to wake up in the recovery room with unwanted ******* pain? Unwanted ******* pain is no joke and it's even worse now since a man is defined as anyone who identifies as one. For example: "Sister! What's wrong?!" - "I'm experiencing unwanted ******* pain!"
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When **** Jagger sings "Brown Sugar," I must make African love
with Oprah Winfrey, sinning like Adam did at Eden's apple-sin tree
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A girl wheeling around in a wheel chair is special because she can't
walk, just as a mute model's quietly **** because the **** can't talk
I neglect to argue for the green hatred of your scabby, thumb stump
that asphixiates me even worser than your pork-lard-ham-**** ****
drenching Sheriff Taylor like the moistened crotch of Helen Crump
Cowboy boots **** like a ****'s cough because you need a goof ball
cowboy-boot-taking-off tool to take the ****-*** cowboy boots off
Often, while washing in the water fountain at Walmart, I remember
the **** Sam's Club baths that we took pre-Christmas in December
'cause you were a **** who was lost like a ****** in church, scared
of white folk, I combed your hairy tuft as it was harsh, gay research
that I undertook for a book to expose **** from crotch to arm crook
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No man is lower than the man who sentences children to ******
No amount of jet kerosene can melt a steel box constructed girder
Maya F. Angelou should be put into a cage until she stops singing  
the praises of Kenyan Obama while denying the pain he's bringing
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