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𝗗𝗌𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗌𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗌𝗰𝗞𝘀 𝗌𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗜𝗜𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗥𝗌𝗌𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘁'𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘄
𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗌𝗳 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟱'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗜𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗌𝗻-𝗲𝗿𝗮, 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗜𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗌𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗌𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁-𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻,' 𝗖.𝗜.𝗔. 𝗺𝗮𝗎𝗎𝗌𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗎𝘆 𝗊𝗮𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿.
𝗗𝗌𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗌𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗌𝗰𝗞𝘀 𝗌𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗜𝗜𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗥𝗌𝗌𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘁'𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘄
𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗌𝗳 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟱'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗜𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗌𝗻-𝗲𝗿𝗮, 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗜𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗌𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗌𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁-𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻,' 𝗖.𝗜.𝗔. 𝗺𝗮𝗎𝗎𝗌𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗎𝘆 𝗊𝗮𝗻𝗎𝗲𝗿.
For many years Minnie relied on Charles, the gay butler, for advice. One day, after her husband ran off with a neighbor woman, Minnie asked Charles, the gay butler, for his gay perspective on her problem. "Well," he began, "I would track down your husband and his girlfriend and eat them because I'm gay." Minnie was shocked by this and asked Charles, the gay butler, to clarify. "You heard me, you crazy *****!" He exclaimed because he looked exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer would look if he had a gray mustache and was 5 inches taller.
Gallagher et al. 2010 J Toxicol Env Health A “Hepatitis B vaccination of male neonates and autism diagnosis, NHIS 1997-2002” PMID 21058170.  
The study authors investigated the National Health Inventory Survey (a very large national database) and found that boys receiving the full HepB series were 3 times as likely to receive an autism diagnosis as compared to those not receiving any HepB vaccine (statistically significant).  Non-white boys had a significantly worse outcome.
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20. Minami et al. 2010 Cell Biol Toxicol “Induction of metallothionein in mouse cerebellum and cerebrum with low-dose thimerosal injection” PMID 19357975.  
The study authors determined that in combination with the brain pathology observed in patients diagnosed with autism, the present study helps to support the possible biological plausibility for how low-dose exposure to mercury from thimerosal-containing vaccines may be associated with autism.
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25. Young et al. 2008 J Neurol Sci “Thimerosal exposure in infants and neurodevelopmental disorders: an assessment of computerized medical records in the Vaccine Safety Datalink” PMID 18482737.  
The study authors determined that significantly increased risk ratios were observed for autism and autism spectrum disorders as a result of exposure to mercury from Thimerosal containing vaccines using the CDC’s Vaccine Safety Datalink.
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26. Geier et al. 2008 Neuro Endocrinol Lett “Neurodevelopmental disorders, maternal Rh-negativity, and Rho(D) immune globulins: a multi-center assessment” PMID 18404135.  
Mothers receiving thimerosal via Rho(D) immune globulin injection saw a significantly higher rate of autism in the children exposed to mercury in utero.  Overall, twice as much autism was seen in the exposed group of children versus the non-exposed control group.
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33. Geier et al. 2006 J Toxicol Env Health A “An evaluation of the effects of thimerosal on neurodevelopmental disorders reported following DTP and Hib vaccines in comparison to DTPH vaccine in the United States” PMID 16766480.  
This study shows significantly increased risk ratios for autism, speech disorders, mental retardation, infantile spasms, and thinking abnormalities reported to VAERS found following thimerosal-containing DTP vaccines in comparison to thimerosal-free DTPH vaccines, with minimal bias or systematic error.
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­38. Burbacher et al. 2005 Environ Health Perspect “Comparison of blood and brain mercury levels in infant monkeys exposed to methylmercury or vaccines containing thimerosal” PMID 16079072.
Infant macaques retained significantly higher levels of elemental mercury in their brain tissue when exposed to thimerosal in infant vaccines versus methylmercury.  The half-life of the mercury associated with thimerosal exposure was indefinite as it lasted much longer than the overall testing period.
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39. Yel et al. 2005 Int J Mol Med “Thimerosal induces neuronal cell apoptosis by causing cytochrome c and apoptosis-inducing factor release from mitochondria” PMID 16273274
Thimerosal at levels comparable to infant exposure via vaccines caused neuronal cell death through changing the mitochondrial microenvironment.  Thimerosal induced cell death was associated with mitochondrial depolarization and a significant level of reactive oxidative stress intracellularly.
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42­. Parran et al. 2005 Toxicol Sci “Effects of Thimerosal on NGF signal transduction and cell death in neuroblastoma cells” PMID 15843506.
Thimerosal exposure caused programmed cell death (apoptosis) in neuroblastoma cells.  At 48 hours incubation, concentrations of thimerosal typical of those present in the blood stream after vaccination caused neuronal death.
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43. James et al. 2004 Am J Clinical Nutrition “Metabolic biomarkers of increased oxidative stress and impaired methylation capacity in children with autism” 80:1611.  
Children with autism have a diminished methylation capacity leading to higher sustained levels of oxidation stress, due to deficiencies primarily in glutathione.  Vaccines produce a very high level of oxidation stress to the body upon administration.
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­51. Bernard et al. 2002 Mol Psychiatr “The Role of Mercury in the Pathogenesis of Autism” PMID 12142947.
This paper links thimerosal exposure via infant vaccines to autism based on the pathologies associated with autism as well as the timing of autistic regression.  Emphasis is made on the total mercury exposure to infants in the vaccination schedule used in the 1990’s and early 2000’s.
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53. Verstraeten et al. 1999 Internal CDC Abstract for the Epidemic Intelligence Service Meeting of 2000 “Increased risk of developmental neurologic impairment after high exposure to thimerosal-containing vaccine in first month of life.”  This original version of the Verstraeten et al. paper (that was ultimately “watered down” before it was published in final form in 2003) shows risks of autism at 7.6-fold for children exposed to thimerosal in the first month of life compared to unexposed controls.
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When **** Jagger sings "Brown Sugar," I must make African love
with Oprah Winfrey, sinning like Adam did at Eden's apple-sin tree
☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ ☕
I know my loving, teen Angel to the letter, but soon we'll be able to
**miss 1 another in person together & that'll be 38 times 1 year better
I'll not ****** you in frozen anger because of the homicidal respect
I have for you lets me sail in my triple ***** steam ship unwrecked
Tempt me not sluttish temptress, for my pride plants no redemption
in evil parlors of odeums where bishoprical clashes derail inception
⚡ President Trump is destroying cultural Marxism.
⚡ President Trump is ending the war on coal.
⚡ He's nullifying common core.
⚡ He ended the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
⚡ He's de-regulating a bloated bureaucracy.
⚡ He's bringing factories back to the U.S.
⚡ He's ending illegal immigration.
⚡ President Trump has busted 10,000 pederasts & pedophiles.
⚡ *President Trump rescued America from the job-killing Paris Accords.
Last April I faced radical surgery that entailed the amputation of an arm at the shoulder & the removal of 4 ribs. The odds of survival were slim but still I wanted to be, for my mail man, the best unlicensed surgeon ever.
The easiest way to punch up a résumé is with 2 words: former urologist. A business owner will hire you (a former urologist) over a taxi cab driver unless the job that you (a former urologist) are applying for is: taxi cab driver.** ✿✿
When you're rehabilitated from jail you're awarded a pass for a bus,
so that you may run, now that the horrors of Labor Day are upon us
My big-rig-truckin' lesbian lifestyle had just begun when I scissored
27 tons of diesel *****, at a rest stop on I-95, for scissor-******' fun
𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝗮𝗶𝗹-𝗕𝗮𝗶𝘁; 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝗌𝘆𝘀 𝗌𝗳 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲; 𝗖𝗌𝗌𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗊𝗟𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹-𝗠𝗲𝗮𝘁; 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗜𝘁𝗵 𝗌𝗳 𝗢𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗵; 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗌𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗙𝗹𝘂 𝗊𝗲𝗿𝘂𝗺𝘀; 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗊𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹-𝗔𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗌𝗳 𝗥𝗌𝘀𝗶𝗲 𝗢'𝗗𝗌𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗹; 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗌𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀; 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗞𝘆 𝗪𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗌 𝗛𝘆𝗎𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗲; 𝗗𝗶𝗮𝗜𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀; 𝗞𝗻𝗌𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗎𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀; 𝗡.𝗔.𝗊.𝗔.'𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝘁𝗌 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵; 𝗬𝗌𝘂𝗻𝗎 𝗪𝗌𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗌𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗌𝗌𝘀; 𝗘𝗰𝗌𝗻𝗌𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆-𝗊𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗖𝗌𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗺; 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗌𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲; 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘇𝘇𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀; 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗞𝘀𝗌𝗻: 𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗌𝗳 𝗚𝗌𝗱; 𝗠𝗌𝗻𝗌𝗎𝗮𝗺𝗌𝘂𝘀 𝗪𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗪𝗌𝗺𝗲𝗻; 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝘄𝗌𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀; 𝗊𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗛𝗌𝘀𝗜𝗶𝗰𝗲; 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝗌𝘀𝗲𝘁-𝗊𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗎-𝗊𝗜𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗜𝘀; 𝗊𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻; 𝗊𝗻𝗮𝘇𝘇𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘇𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗌𝗻𝗌'𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰 𝗚𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗌𝗻 𝗣𝗌𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀; 𝗊𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗔𝗯𝗌𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗌𝗻; 𝗖𝗮𝗜𝗜𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗬𝗌𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗜𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝟯𝟯 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝗊𝘁𝗲𝗜𝘀; 𝗊𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗕𝗌𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗎𝗲; 𝗣𝗶𝗺𝗜𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲; 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗎𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗌𝗻 𝗮 𝗣𝗶𝗎 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺; 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗞𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗊𝗰𝗵𝗌𝗌𝗹; 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗌𝗳 𝗜𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗎 𝗊𝗌𝗱𝗶𝘂𝗺 𝗙𝗹𝘂𝗌𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗿𝗌𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗊𝘂𝗜𝗜𝗹𝘆; 𝗣𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗠𝗌𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗌𝗻𝗎 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗞𝗲𝗿𝘀; 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗪𝗌𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗵𝗌 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗎𝗲 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗜𝗶𝗞𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰; 𝗡𝗲𝗎𝗿𝗌𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗌𝘁 𝗥𝗌𝗱𝘀
Joe enjoyed fishing and hunting ***** as a hobby till he met Mona, the world's fattest woman ever. She was bigger than several minor gods in South America. One day she fell off the toilet and injured 3 plumbers who were just minding their own business at the time. Joe saved their lives with C.P.R. and then got hit by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. Mona continued to eat through her grief till the blood bank exploded. Many people were hurt and needed blood but there wasn't any left due to the explosion. Mona waddled over to the toilet apprehensively like a crazy ***** whose boyfriend Jamaal was nowhere to be found. Later, after she emptied her bowels by 90% in 3 minutes, she had a sudden craving for a big Denny's grand slam breakfast like the cops love with ham and floor sweepings and used toilet paper and toilet bowl crud and worms that were smashed on the sidewalk and gopher guts and rat liver.
Donna wanted to look more like Darrell Waltrip than she already did so she rafted to Alaska to take 𝘏𝘰𝘞 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘊 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘊 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘊 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘊𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱 lessons. Her doctor examined her in a dismissive way. "Miss Jones, it's going to take months for me to make you look more like Darrell Waltrip than you currently do." Donna was devastated by the prognosis. "Doctor, exactly how would you make me look more like Darrell Waltrip than I currently do?" The doctor looked out the window at Negroes ransacking Target. "That's easy enough. I'd simply remove the sections of your face that don't look like Darrell Waltrip." Six months later Donna rafted back to California to a surprise birthday party hosted by Darrell Waltrip who was secretly in love with Donna. "Oh Darrel," Donna cooed when they were having ****** ******* in bed together, "I don't know where your body ends and mine begins because we look so much alike." Darrell smiled, exposing 5 rotten teeth up front. "I'm not really Darrell Waltrip. I'm a hobo who just pretends to be." Donna smirked. "My name's not Donna Jones. I'm really Daryl Hannah from the movie 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘎𝘩 and you're under arrest for impersonating a race car driver!"
ANY HAIR PROBLEM that isn't as bad as my diseased baboon's ****-
hair means nothing to me and my baboon, as we're a baboon family,
living in the forest, eating stray cats and worshiping forest
god Silvanus (the **** deity with 𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘎 in his name).
Young Kyle Martin had a student loan to consider when his second cousin Ingrid appeared unexpectantly from eastern Sweden one night while he was washing his pud. "What are you doing with your pud?" She asked all innocent like. "Oh, just tidying it up a little," Kyle answered. "Here, let me help. In Sweden we use a large rag tied to a camper trailer hitch," she informed with a healthy grin as her nay-nays swayed rhythmically like they used to in Sweden when she milked reindeer for her uncle.
I'm trapped in a loveless union with sixteen Sumatran string
bikini models and I'm miserable. I wish I was in East
Pittsburgh where the hail is bigger than the Eiffel
Tower and the women are clap-
ridden *****-skanks.
East Pittsburgh is a borough in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, United States, approximately 11 miles (18 km) southeast of the confluence of the Monongahela and the Allegheny rivers at Pittsburgh. The population in 1900 stood at 2,883, and in 1910, at 5,615. As of the 2020 census, the borough population was 1,927,[4] having fallen from 6,079 in 1940. George Westinghouse erected large works there which supplied equipment to the great power plants at Niagara Falls and for the elevated and rapid-transit systems of New York City. Nearby, the George Westinghouse Bridge over Turtle Creek is a prominent fixture in the area, which is very near the borough of Braddock.
𝚃𝙷𝙎 𝙳𝙰𝙜𝙶𝙎𝚁𝚂 𝙟𝙵
𝙶𝙰𝚈 𝙿𝙟𝙎𝚃𝚁𝚈

Example: There’s a guy named Ray whom I suspect is totally gay.
Gay poetry in all its gayety! Here follows yet another
shocking taste: Our local barber: Tomer Mexual, was
an obvious homosexual.
   What must we do to ebb the tide of gay poetry? See the
next example then decide: Steve used to bang his girlfriend
Jen, now he’s banging exclusively men.
   Must we read about the gay life in graphic gay poetry? If you believe not lookie here! My love for my beautiful maiden lass isn’t as strong as it is for some guy’s ***. Disturbing! Gay poetry is all around us, it’s in our soup, our thermometers, yes, even our underwear. To learn more send $47 to Gay Poetry: "The Homosexuals’ Guide to Poetry"; 1621 Gay Way; Go-Gay, Arkansas.
   Just in time for Xmas! U.S. post ofc.-issued gay
stamps commemorating 200 years of ******.
𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐎'𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐥 & 𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧
𝐢𝐧 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒓 (𝟏𝟗𝟐𝟔):
𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲: “𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐀 𝐊𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬.”
𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫: “𝐈'𝐊 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐚𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐚. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐚𝐮
𝐭𝐚 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐰 𝐊𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐊 – 𝐧𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥, 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐝-
𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐊 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.”
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CRAZY TAMMY CHEATS ON GORDON
"Oh Gordon," Tammy began, "I thought you were deeply in love with me? The way you painted my house; lifted my fat sister high above your head; punched my mother to make her stop breathing and then punched her again to make her start."
   Gordon looked astonished and amazingly **** with his long ***** and urbane mannerisms. "I'm going away Tammy to a *****-shortening clinic in another country."
   "Oh no Gordy! Please don't have your ***** shortened! I love it so much. It brings such comfort to me," Tammy sobbed while her medium-big ******* hardened like crazy.
   "Listen Tammy: my ***** is too long. Admit it. Two weeks ago a woman with a hairy crotch threatened me with birth-control pills for ten minutes. Ten minutes!"
   Tammy turned away ashamed. "That was me Gordy. I was wearing a fake crotch wig to fool you."
   Gordon chuckled at that. "Here," he said while offering his ***** to her selflessly, "take my *****. Grip it firmly. I promise that I won't have it shortened."
   That August Tammy had a baby who was so black that Gordon suspected that she'd been ******* Negroes and he was right.
Mama let us stuff your sexiest chicken with these delightful things:
type-O blood pudding, Bruce Jenner's Wheaties, chunky ice cream,
fermented duck eggs, Alaskan salmon berries, raw walnuts, rippled
potato chips, rice flour, Alpo cat treats & endangered ostrich wings
To wolf spaghetti, covered in cheese, metal forks are what we need
to scarf the honey of bees where Bruce Jenner ain't spat out no seed
as he is the ham **** fuzz of ***** presiding over a presidential lead
that whips yellow the wiry ****** fizz of ***** puking Marx's creed
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I know my loving, teen Angel to the letter, but soon we'll be able to
**miss 1 other in person together & that will be 38 times 1 year better
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