I'd rather be the queen of ****** than the king of gonorrhea, awash
in a red Dead Sea of ovarian drainage & black-bile-tinged pyorrhea
that'd befall, after 9 millenniums, Allāh's Moslemical axiom Sharia
as an exclusive homosex guide to **** ***** exercising in 1 Korea

✔✔✔✔✔
I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.

✔✔✔✔✔
I'm perfect, I know
every **** says so
In the moon light
In a goon fight
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******
I am perfect
Teh End

We buried grandma 'cause she's dead & non-talkative, unwilling to
obey direct commands, stubbornly sedentary & very non-*walkative

forced a laxative into the bus driver's mouth as he made the complicated turn onto Maple Street. She did so out of concern after witnessing his sluggish bowel movement in a Texaco men's room 3 weeks before. "Thanks to you I can move my bowels with ease!" The driver exclaimed. "Here, take this empty laxative box!" He ordered. Penny smiled, revealing strong dentures. "What's in the box?" She asked in an innocently-**** way that made the bus driver experience a powerful bowel movement. "Five hundred dollars," he said as the entire bus cheered upon seeing 10,000 yellow ribbons on an old oak tree which meant that Tony Orlando could share a bathroom with 2 black chicks.

The lesbianism in this movie, 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘪𝘵, is really nice. The way Carla fondles Klara's injured toe after she falls off Flowers, the horse, made me want to cry. It was genuinely believable. And the nun, Sister Marta from Cuba, is so understanding. She really "gets it" when it comes to profound lesbian love especially between two women. I had no expectations that a film could capture the warmth and eroticism of Trula J. Maytown's original book, but I was wrong. This movie will be a classic one day, and our grand nieces will turn into lesbians after seeing it.

HOW TO HIDE YOUR ****** FROM NOSY PROCTOLOGISTS
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME NEAR THE DUMPSTER BEHIND
PIZZA HUT (1) Wear tight pants that are 3 sizes too small and have
needles sticking out of them. (2) Carry muriatic acid in your pocket
for instant compliance. (3) Learn kung-fu moves from that T.V. show
starring David Carradine before he was murdered in Thailand.

Clara was a lovely woman who'd won 38 billion dollars in foreign beauty pageants. Her shiny face was absolutely flawless except for 90 tumorous warts (or warty tumors) so she found a concerned surgeon to remove them. “Will it hurt?” She asked. “It sure will!” He said. Clara was very excited when the big day came to remove the bandages. “Will there be 90 scars? 1 for each wart?” She asked Tim, the handsome plastic surgeon. “There sure will be!” He said.

🐒 David Thomas Jones (December 30, 1945 – February 29, 2012)
🐒 Peter Halsten Thorkelson (February 13, 1942 – February 21, 2019)
🐒 Robert Michael Nesmith (December 30, 1942 – December 10, 2021)
🐒 George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (born March 8, 1945)

NEVER HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE EXCEPT 3,000 TIMES - I wander through darkness while you sparkle like broken porcelain with ***** movie token Amber Lynn. Hazel O’Connor's masterpiece 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘠𝘰𝘶?" will be playing a thousand years from now. It's a phenomenal song with a beautiful sax interlude. I've loved Hazel for a long time. Get well! I can't see the eye doctor from here. Is the ******* blind or what? From Venezuela my great-great grand-daddy barely got out alive during the great Venezuelan crisis of 1895.

“𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀?” 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱-𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗢𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗲'𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝘄 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘀é𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲. “𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗲'𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲-𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗺 & 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺!”

Your fur is so soft, just like a walrus. Do they have fur? Who? Walruses. How the cluster-**** would I know?! Well, you said they did. Did what? Have fur. No I didn't. Yes you did. Read the first sentence. Okay. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘶𝘴. Alright, I did.