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๐—œ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚
๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€
๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ-๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€
Suzy Parker was an American model and actress active from 1947 until 1970. Her modeling career reached its zenith during the 1950s, when she appeared on the covers of dozens of magazines and in advertisements and movie and television roles. Wikipedia
Born: October 28, 1932, Long Island City, New York, NY
Died: May 3, 2003 (age 70 years), Montecito, CA
Height: 5โ€ฒ 10โ€ณ
Children: Georgia de la Salle, Dinah Dillman, Charles Dillman, Christopher Dillman
Spouse: Bradford Dillman (m. 1963โ€“2003), Pierre de la Salle (m. 1958โ€“1961), Charles Staton (m. 1950โ€“1953)
Parents: Elizabeth Parker, George Parker
It is my original sin that kills everyone who won't shut up, not the 7 grenades taped to a nun or a U.S.-supplied Viet Cong machine gun.
It's the coarse leg-stubble that keeps my 2 legs from being overly &
overtly leggy as I day-dream more than ever for babe Gail Fisher as
Peggy, who could beautifully sing rock songs, opera, pop & reggae.
(1) A neck tattoo shows the world that you have a neck tattoo! (2) Hot chicks who didn't like you before will change their minds and do a one-eighty or a three-sixty or a seven-twenty. (3) Expect a huge pay raise! It's going to happen! (4) A tattooed neck is a zillion times sexier than shin-bone implants. (5) Tattoos tell the world that you don't follow the rules because you're a rebel. (6) Ugly people will look at you and want to jump into a warm pond full of hungry alligators because they're so jealous of the beauty that tattoos have given you.
An internationally-acclaimed diamond salesman will enter your life with two poodles, each one bedecked (or decked out) in internationally-acclaimed diamond-studded dog collars that are more beautiful than a Sumatran teen beauty queen with no scruples in a revolving round bed like Hugh Hefner had in his mansion. The diamond salesman will ask for your hand, but not in marriage, but for a hand experiment that's painfully worse than what the Judean Mafia did to Jesus because He was God's best friend. You must run away from the diamond guy like a gazelle with a bladder infection, or your hand will be amputated!
๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—–๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚? ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚
๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ. ๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜. ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น? ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ? ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป,
๐—ถ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€? ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€!
What Is Beauty Parlor Stroke Syndrome?

Beauty parlor stroke syndrome is caused when there is an injury,
tear, or blood clot in one of the four major arteries that go to the brain.

A woman in California is suing a beauty salon after she says she developed a stroke from having her hair washed in one of the salonโ€™s sinks. Elizabeth Smith, 48, tells San Diegoโ€™s KGTV that eight days after visiting her local salon, where she had her hair washed for 10 minutes, she felt weakness in her left arm and leg. A week later, she had a massive stroke. โ€œThey didnโ€™t think I was going to live,โ€ she recalled.

The stroke left Smith with strength, balance, and vision issues,
as well as a brain clot that could **** her if it moves. Smith is
now suing the salon, saying they didnโ€™t adequately support
her neck during the treatment, leading to her stroke.

While it sounds far-fetched, experts say this is a legitimate
condition known as beauty parlor stroke syndrome.
[We can't use sea water to extinguish the fires because sea water hurts grass and shrubs. You hammered me like a hammer salesman for several hours till I bought a crate of them. It's like living in Cuba with a Lithuanian. Four to eight drops (dissolved in water) of Lugol's oral iodine taken daily will lessen the symptoms of psoriasis.] "Oprah!" Gayle shouted. "Your skin is like circus tent canvas spread across the parking lot after dogs peed on it for five days and your feet are remindful of dark rail spikes bleached in battery acid after being submersed in a corrosive concoction of Morton salt and dog ***!" Oprah smiled to reveal large teeth untouched by time. "Oh Gayle, my affection for you is more powerful than ten maniacs with dog ointment skating across Lake Superior in January; more powerful than thirty huge white women with toe nail clippers eating frogs in Paris while their ex-lesbian nurses bathe in the hottest water under a bridge that's falling to pieces and killing people." Just then Oprah's brother Frank entered the room with his ****, ex-lesbian girlfriend. "Oprah, I need a million dollars and I need it right away!" He exclaimed as his ex-lesbian girlfriend gave the two women there the evil eye. "Sure Frank, it's up my ******," O whispered which seemed impossible till Gayle said that it really was up there.
[We can't use sea water to extinguish the fires because sea water hurts grass and shrubs. You hammered me like a hammer salesman for several hours till I bought a crate of them. It's like living in Cuba with a Lithuanian. Four to eight drops (dissolved in water) of Lugol's oral iodine taken daily will lessen the symptoms of psoriasis.] "Oprah!" Gayle shouted. "Your skin is like circus tent canvas spread across the parking lot after dogs peed on it for five days and your feet are remindful of dark rail spikes bleached in battery acid after being submersed in a corrosive concoction of Morton salt and dog ***!" Oprah smiled to reveal large teeth untouched by time. "Oh Gayle, my affection for you is more powerful than ten maniacs with dog ointment skating across Lake Superior in January; more powerful than thirty huge white women with toe nail clippers eating frogs in Paris while their ex-lesbian nurses bathe in the hottest water under a bridge that's falling to pieces and killing people." Just then Oprah's brother Frank entered the room with his ****, ex-lesbian girlfriend. "Oprah, I need a million dollars and I need it right away!" He exclaimed as his ex-lesbian girlfriend gave the two women there the evil eye. "Sure Frank, it's up my ******," O whispered which seemed impossible till Gayle said that it really was up there.
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๐Œ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ
๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ญ, ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐š๐ญ๐ž, ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ, ๐๐ข๐š๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐ซ
๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง,
๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐‚๐Ž๐•๐ˆ๐ƒ-๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—/๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ.
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๐–๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฅ๐š๐›๐ž๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž
๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐›๐จ๐ฑ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ:
"๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ง ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฆ๐š๐ฌ๐ค,
๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐š ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐จ๐ซ
๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ
๐š๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ ๐‚๐Ž๐•๐ˆ๐ƒ-๐Ÿ๐Ÿ— (๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ)
๐š๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ ๐จ๐ซ
๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ."
@SuzyQBerlinsky

Donna sat across from the police station eating a corpse. โ€œAren't
you afraid of being charged with cannibalism?โ€ I asked with
my new pants on. โ€œNo. Would you care to eat an earlobe?โ€
She asked. โ€œI'd love to,โ€ I said before tucking into
it like a ***** tucks into another *****.
SLEEP LIKE A PRISONER OF WAR for fun and never regret it! Are you tired of getting bit by monkeys on the face? Don't you just hate getting pushed out of helicopters by South American drug pushers? Well, don't wait another minute to become a *******! ****** make "big money" by having *** with people who pay them for it. Think of it as a "girlfriend license" that makes ****** relations dangerously exciting and excitingly dangerous. Order my ๐™Ž๐™๐™‹๐™€๐™ ๐™’๐™ƒ๐™Š๐™๐™€ book now and receive a free tote bag from Princess Cruise Lines that's personally autographed by Ted Lange who played Isaac the bartender on ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ณ๐’๐’—๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’๐’‚๐’•.
(the extra R's are for dramatic effect)

Great Pyramid of Giza-sized hail fell today on East Pittsburgh causing minor property damage. "Well slap my *** and call me Bonnie! I ain't never seen hail like this before. We got hail last year that was the same size as the Washington Monument, and I thought it couldn't get any bigger than that!" Mayor Tyrone Jamaal Jackson, Junior exclaimed.
FOR SALE: UNDERWEAR DRAWER THAT'S HAUNTED BY
EX-LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND! She said she'd never leave and
I believe her! Every Friday night, during our discontinued
ex-lesbian *** hour, her ghost moans from the under-
wear drawer and it's making me crazy! I need
to get a priest here right away to
exorcise her ex-lesbian ***.
What's that thing? It's a chicken watering can. Simply place it under each dry chicken that needs watering and the electronic sensor valve will do the rest. What about ducks? Will it water them too? I don't know. Let's try it on a nearby duck now. Okay, let her rip. Oh no, the duck has been shredded into moist mulch. I didn't know that would happen. Let's use a pigeon. I have one in my pocket. You have one in your pocket? Yes, and a gold coin worth five million dollars. It's from the Roman Empire and it's the only one left. I found it in a *****'s purse when I was a helicopter mechanic 6 years ago. I was desperate for a job as a helicopter mechanic so I applied at Fred's Excellent Helicopter Repair Company and they hired me on the spot. Later, I married Fred's ex-wife who has enormous labial ***** and I've never been happier.
CALLING ALL MOCKERS AND DREAMERS AND CAULKERS AND REAMERS! Driven by untamed desires, young Richard Burton bled his last rat and ran from the coal mine like a Gypsy with a head wound. His brothers chased after him, slinging ***** nuts & shoe inserts till they grew more tiredly useless than a fly swatter lost in ice water. "I'll marry a fat woman, fatter than Liz Taylor before crapping out at 58!" Richard exclaimed like he was totally deluded.
I was isolated and alone when I broke away from the nudist colony that loved humane nakedness more than inhumane winter jackets. It's been a long time in coming (as the expression once went). It's been everything and then some: mostly seasonal; primarily unreasonable.
Me and Bobby McGee
Song by Janis Joplin
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ส™แดœ๊œฑแด›แด‡แด… ๊œฐสŸแด€แด› ษชษด ส™แด€แด›แดษด ส€แดแดœษขแด‡, waitin' for a train
When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained
And rode us all the way into New Orleans
I pulled my harpoon out of my ***** red bandana
I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues
Windshield wipers slappin' time, I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew
Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no-no
And feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
You know feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun
There Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done
Yeah, Bobby baby, kept me from the cold
One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine
Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah
But feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
That feelin' good was good enough for me, mmm-hmm
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bobby McGee, yeah
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La, la-la-la-da-da- Bobby McGee, oh yeah
La-da-da, la-da-da, la, da-da, la, da-da
La-da-da, la-da-da, la-di-da
Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, lo-da-da, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah
Well, I wanna call him my lover, call him my man
I said, I call him my lover, did the best I can, come on
Hey now, Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, oh
Hey-hey-hey, Bobby McGee, Lord
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kris Kristofferson / Fred L Foster
I possess a passin' interest in the underwear of young South Korean
underwear models & their big underwear fears, as my sister drove a
South Korean underwear truck for teen-underwear models for years.
I have a big interest in underwear truckin' for 18 teen South Korean
underwear models & their large underwear fears, as 1 sister drove a
Korean underwear truck for 18 teen-underwear models for 18 years.
Onto my stump I rub expensive, aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy, mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy, jungle-rot team
Apropos to nada as Russian adages go: "Pray to God but row to shore."; "Take when they are giving and run when they are beating."; "They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work."

Indeed, cancer treatment therapies that extirpate, hypothermiate, irradiate & toxicate have an efficacy of 2.5% (according to the N.C.I.), which equates to a failure rate of 97.5%. Yet these modalities are being exported to red China as American oncological departments do a land market business in 50 states & picturesque Puerto Rico.
I cried when you lied & pimped my body on the street & sold my 2
shoes off my 2 feet so now that I'm without shoes & poor the Johns
say I'm either "The Gainesville *****" or "The Bare-Foot *****"
I whined when you sold my **** on 12th street & then sold 2 tennis
shoes off my 2 feet so now that I'm without shoes & poor the Johns
call me "The Gainesville *****," I meant, "The Bare-Foot *****"
I sighed when you lied & pimped my body in the street & sold both
shoes off both feet, so now that I have no shoes & I am poor, Johns
think I'm "The Gainesville *****" or even "The Bare-Foot *****"
SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!
SCARS!  SCARS!  SยญCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!
SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCARS!  SCAยญRS!  SCARS!

Enough with the SCARS!
แต‚สฐแตƒแต— สธแตƒ แตแต’แต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰? แถ แต’แต’แต— แถ แต˜โฟแตแต˜หข. แดต แต‡แต’แต˜แตสฐแต— ยณ แถœสณแตƒแต—แต‰หข แต’แถ  โฑแต—. แดดแต’สท แตแต˜แถœสฐ? ยณ แถœสณแตƒแต—แต‰หข! แดบแต’, แดต แตแต‰แตƒโฟ: สฐแต’สท แตแต˜แถœสฐ แตˆโฑแตˆ โฑแต— แถœแต’หขแต—? แถ โฑแต›แต‰ แตˆแต’หกหกแตƒสณหข แตƒ แต‡แต’หฃ แต—โฑแตแต‰หข โตโฐ แต‡แต’หฃแต‰หข โฑโฟ แตƒ แถœสณแตƒแต—แต‰ โฑหข แต—สทแต’ สฐแต˜โฟแตˆสณแต‰แตˆ แตƒโฟแตˆ แถ โฑแถ แต—สธ แตˆแต’หกหกแตƒสณหข แต—โฑแตแต‰หข ยณ แถœสณแตƒแต—แต‰หข โฑหข หขแต‰แต›แต‰โฟโปแถ โฑแถ แต—สธ. แดนแตƒสธ แดต สฐแตƒแต›แต‰ แตƒ แต—แตƒหขแต—แต‰? หขแต˜สณแต‰. แถœแตƒสณแต‰แถ แต˜หก, แต—สฐแต‰ แถ แต˜โฟแตแต˜หข โฑหข โฑโฟ โฑแต—หข หขแต–แต’สณแต‰ หขแต—แตƒแตแต‰.

๐—›๐—”๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—” ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ก ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก ๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—› ๐—š๐—จ๐—ฆ - ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ฎ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ? ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€. ๐—œ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐Ÿฏ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ถ๐˜. ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต? ๐Ÿฏ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€! ๐—ก๐—ผ, ๐—œ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป: ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜? ๐—™๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜… ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜…๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿฏ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป-๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐˜๐˜†. ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ? ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ. ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ.

๐™ท๐™ฐ๐š…๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ถ ๐™ฐ ๐šƒ๐™พ๐™ฝ ๐™พ๐™ต ๐™ต๐š„๐™ฝ ๐š†๐™ธ๐šƒ๐™ท ๐™ถ๐š„๐š‚ - ๐š†๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐šข๐šŠ ๐š๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ? ๐™ต๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐š๐šž๐š—๐š๐šž๐šœ. ๐™ธ ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š๐š‘๐š ๐Ÿน ๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐š’๐š. ๐™ท๐š˜๐š  ๐š–๐šž๐šŒ๐š‘? ๐Ÿน ๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ! ๐™ฝ๐š˜, ๐™ธ ๐š–๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š—: ๐š‘๐š˜๐š  ๐š–๐šž๐šŒ๐š‘ ๐š๐š’๐š ๐š’๐š ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šœ๐š? ๐™ต๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐šŠ๐š›๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š‹๐š˜๐šก ๐š๐š’๐š–๐šŽ๐šœ ๐Ÿป๐Ÿถ ๐š‹๐š˜๐šก๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š’๐š— ๐šŠ ๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š ๐š˜ ๐š‘๐šž๐š—๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š’๐š๐š๐šข ๐š๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐šŠ๐š›๐šœ ๐š๐š’๐š–๐šŽ๐šœ ๐Ÿน ๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š’๐šœ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š—-๐š๐š’๐š๐š๐šข. ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐šข ๐™ธ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šŠ ๐š๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ? ๐š‚๐šž๐š›๐šŽ. ๐™ฒ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ๐š๐šž๐š•, ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐šž๐š—๐š๐šž๐šœ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š’๐š— ๐š’๐š๐šœ ๐šœ๐š™๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐šœ๐š๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ.

๏ผจฮ›๏ผถ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผงโ–‘ฮ›โ–‘๏ผดโ™ข๏ผฎโ–‘โ™ข๏ผฆโ–‘๏ผฆ๏ผต๏ผฎโ–‘๏ผท๏ผฉ๏ผด๏ผจโ–‘๏ผง๏ผต๏ผณโ–‘๏ผโ–‘๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”โ–‘๏ฝ™๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ”โ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŸโ–‘๏ผฆ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”โ–‘๏ฝ†๏ฝ•­๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ผŽโ–‘๏ผฉโ–‘๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”โ–‘๏ผ“โ–‘๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ๏ฝ†โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŽโ–‘๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ—โ–‘๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผŸโ–‘๏ผ“โ–‘๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผโ–‘๏ผฎ๏ฝ๏ผŒโ–‘๏ผฉโ–‘๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผšโ–‘๏ฝˆ๏ฝ­๏ฝ—โ–‘๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆโ–‘๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”โ–‘๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ผŸโ–‘๏ผฆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ…โ–‘๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ˜โ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ผ•๏ผโ–‘๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ˜๏ฝ…๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽโ–‘๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…โ–‘­๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝ—๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„โ–‘๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„โ–‘๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ™โ–‘๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ผ“โ–‘๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ผ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ™๏ผŽโ–‘๏ผญ­๏ฝ๏ฝ™โ–‘๏ผฉโ–‘๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…โ–‘๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ผŸโ–‘๏ผณ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ผŽโ–‘๏ผฃ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ผŒโ–‘๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…โ–‘๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ•๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽโ–‘๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ“โ–‘๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…โ–‘๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‡­๏ฝ…๏ผŽ
A lot of folks were saddened by George Carlin's sudden death as they would have liked it better if he had suffered in an agonizing vegetative state for a year or more before croaking. Or, in a revised formulation: A lot of folks were saddened by George Carlin's sudden death as they would have liked it better if he'd suffered in agony as a vegetable for a year or more before croaking. {Carlin, from his bully pulpit, called for the extended sufferings & deaths of many. I'm waxing profanely, of course, in the spirit of Carlin.}
๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ƒ๐ž๐ง๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ค ๐›๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ž. "๐ˆ๐Ÿ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐œ๐ž ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ?" ๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ. "๐–๐ก๐ฒ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ?" ๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ฌ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ๐› ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ. "๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐œ๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ! ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ!" ๐‹๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐ก๐ฎ๐ ๐ž ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ— ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ. ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐›๐ซ๐จ๐ค๐ž๐ง ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž.
I cling to your nether regions when I wear tight britches to make insanely jealous my black hoes & white *******. Your face lights up with the biggest smile when I miss you by inches with jagged floor tile. I can't blame you for urgent life preservation, as my grandma escaped from a Choctaw reservation. Forget me when I'm dead, gone & buried in my grave or the kicks to your midriff that I lovingly gave. I reference Merriam-Webster in Catholic mass, with each page I wipe my careless cares away.
   I love your lard *** & its Nigerian splash back when I'm not under red alert *** gas attack. Give me specialized, cowardly re-treat treatment while I'm navigating the subtle history of what my elevated toilet seat meant.
Lounging on her Paris balcony was not what Tanya did when she was up to her chinny chin-chin in black market squid because she slaved for a living: cracking snails, testing Bud Light, injuring ex-lesbians in the latest **** fight, and when she wasn't bored stiff, ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ-๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜‘๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ-๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ, she gave generously to charities that fight crippled children. Once our heads are cut off we can get along great because we want to. New medical problems won't make a corpse sicker, just like drinking extra liquor after you're already drunk won't make you quicker. Oh God and Jesus! Why can't ambulances be eighty-five percent cheaper?! Once we become jail buddies, I'll collapse in your arms like buildings do when they're hit by plastic-nosed jet planes. Once we become children of God, I'll have my upper teeth fixed.
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ployees must wash hands during
bowel movement.
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Your thighs are chubby
& your fingers are stubby
You sprained your neck
in a recent car wreck
You suffer angina
down to your ******
On your breast sits
2 cherry-red *******
๐“๐“ธ ๐“š๐”‚๐“ต๐“ฎ, ๐“˜ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ. ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ'๐“ผ ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“น๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“น๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฎ. ๐“˜ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ผ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐”€๐“ช๐”‚. ๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ป, ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป'๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท. ๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ผ, ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€, ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ ๐“ฝ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐”‚-๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐”‚๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ฎ๐”๐“ฌ๐“ฎ๐“น๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐”€๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ท๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ผ. ๐“—๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ, ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ฟ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฟ๐“ช. ๐“˜๐“ฝ'๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป, ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“’๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ข๐“น๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ. ๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ผ, ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€.
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—œ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐Ÿฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป' ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐—œ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ
๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜
๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„: ๐—œ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด & ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„: ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
๐—ข๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜€ & ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ-๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—–๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜†
๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜†
๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ธ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ž๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐—ฒ
๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฎ ๐—–.๐—œ.๐—”. ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ & ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฝ, ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜, ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ, ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐˜, ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜, ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ผ, ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ, ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น & ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐—”๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ ๐—˜๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ก๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐˜†
๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ธ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐˜†
๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป' ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ
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