𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 (𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫) 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 (𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥) 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝟓𝟔, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱-𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐧𝐢𝐜, 𝐰𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 (𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐠𝐨) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "𝐞𝐱" 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐱-𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧.

HOW TO ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T LOVE WOMEN AS MUCH AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO - Women are not like you and me: they're really tall (over 9 feet) and have extra molecules that allow them to stay underwater for months on end. Some women have developed mind-reading techniques that force them to memorize the Bible in 3 minutes with no mistakes. Other women from Mongol territories are strong enough to lift dozens of midgets over their heads like they're Arnold Stallone or Sylvester Schwarzenegger or something.

THE STORY OF DONNA, TEENAGE AUTHOR - Donna began writing as a teenager about other teenagers who lived desperate lives in the vast world of desperate teenagers. Donna's book, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, chronicles the teenage years of Kerry, a confused teenager and Lola, a mixed-up teenager who longs to escape the bonds of teenage desperation.

HOW TO ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT YOU DON'T LOVE WOMEN AS MUCH AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO - Women are not like you and me: they're really tall (over 9 feet) and have extra molecules that allow them to stay underwater for months on end. Some women have developed mind-reading techniques that force them to memorize the Bible in 3 minutes with no mistakes. Other women from Mongol territories are strong enough to lift dozens of midgets over their heads like they're Arnold Stallone or Sylvester Schwarzenegger or something.

All Christians are scared, frightened and willing to jump off the top of the Empire State Building for 500 dollars. Several of my Christian pals met gruesome deaths by doing this. Their money ($500 each) was combined and bet on a horse that lost. One day, as mom and dad were wrestling in the cellar, a large ship (23 times bigger than a usual ship) ran aground in New Jersey. Hundreds of people gathered on the beach to see it. 3 enterprising butter company executives were there to distribute samples: blood samples. ******* vampires!!!

All Christians are scared, frightened and willing to jump off the top of the Empire State Building for 500 dollars. Several of my Christian pals met gruesome deaths by doing this. Their money ($500 each) was combined and bet on a horse that lost. One day, as mom and dad were wrestling in the cellar, a large ship (23 times bigger than a usual ship) ran aground in New Jersey. Hundreds of people gathered on the beach to see it. 3 enterprising butter company executives were there to distribute samples: blood samples. ******* vampires!!!

Chapter 1 : An Intact Woman : "You don't need a hysterectomy. It can do you more harm than good. /// Those are strong words, but the fact is that more than 90 percent of hysterectomies are unnecessary. Worse, the surgery can have long-lasting physical, emotional, and ****** consequences that may undermine your health and well-being..." Fr. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘢𝘹 (1994) by Stanley West, M.D. with Paula Dranov

I panicked at the picnic when everybody threw up
on me. I finished my potato salad and threw up.

I panicked at the picnic when everybody threw up on
  me. I finished my potato salad and threw up.

A gram of vitamin B3 daily lessens melancholia.  

They can never take that from us: our commonality, our soul connection, the fact that we're both in ㄥ◯∨モ with me.

To prove my eternal love for you: I'LL EAT TEN TIMES MORE GLUTEN THAN VLADIMIR PUTIN & GRIGORI RASPUTIN TILL DEATH SETS IN TO MAKE YOU SMILE, three weeks before your homicide trial 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll slap sandwiches together on my yacht with fresh ham that I just bought that was stripped from a pig that was recently shot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll take vitamin K in excess to force my blood to clot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll throw out my Bible and forget the psalms I was taught.

𝗜𝗳 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟱𝟬 𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲
𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙮-𝙁𝙤𝙪𝙧, 𝗮 𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙀𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙮-𝙁𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝟭𝟬 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁-𝗠𝗮𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 & 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲.

800 trillion centuries ago God sent His teen daughter into the forest
to gather pine needles for a heavenly tea that every angel in Heaven
hated a lot but pretended to like so that God wouldn't brutally whip
them to death with a leather strop or throw them out of a helicopter
with no parachute. Jennifer, God's 14-year-old daughter, carried the
heavy tray with tea cups & stuff into the dining room but tripped &
fell & broke her leg. Well, God was so ******* that he killed 150
people & burned all of their houses & flimsy wood sheds down & a
few bowling alleys too. Jennifer was frightened & told her Dad that
He was too harsh on those poor people & so He told her to shut up.

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Narelle Atkins' book Falling For the Farmer changed my outlook on farmers. I thought that they were all bloated, cow-****-stinking retardates married to toothless crones plagued with sub-clinical glandular abnormalities, syndromic mal-absorbtion complaints & chronic-fluid-retention problems. But, according to "Narelle," farmers can possess good qualities. Indeed, for any broad who'd choose to suffer with endometriosis forever rather than to roll in the hay with an analphabetic, sister-*******, tobacco-chawin' hayseed, this novel will plug (and clog) your barren ports tighter than a Cuban baseball. ¡Viva Fidel y su hermano Raúl más la revolución de Irán! Come on masons: Hurry up & bury Luciferian Billy F. Graham as I can't hold my bowels much longer! Hurry up & plant the self-professed-demon-possessed Robin F. Williams as I won't contain this bladder much longer while queers demand that the perfectly-normal commonweal of Wisconsin change its inoffensive name to Wussconsin.

ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!
ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱ­ᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!
ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀ­ʀꜱ!  ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ!

Ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ＳＣＡＲＳ！

☒ Give to me the possession of my hormones back for full absorption
☒ as I'm keen on resuming the bony splinter means of bone resorption
☒ while admixed by neo-commixed protocols of bio-ecleptic sorption
☒ Let's stomp sun-burnt faces 'cause J. Edgar Hoover was the riddled
☒ manufacturer of Malcolm X from a ***** mulatto known by Little
☒ who scrounged while Jersey burned its cheap, girly skirts for a tittle
☒ Marilyn Monroe was like a door **** because everyone got a turn:
☒ spooks, gay wops, greasers & tunnel bums who were keen to learn,
☒ even day laborers, migrant fruit pickers & coal miners eager to earn
☒ as Marilyn's 'scribed tranquilizer regimen was of no mortal concern
☒ 'cause it was Norma Jean's lithium intake that no one could discern
☒ anymore than the Unabomber's gripes seen by Alexander Cockburn
☒ or the clinically-constipated pretentiousness of nut-job Bruce Dern
☒ who holds far less star appeal than a gator-****-covered swamp fern
☒ or a petit jury of unscrubbed, chitlin'-lovin' nitwits about to adjourn
☒ into the night life of ******, their ponces and mamas horridly stern
☒ who were evicted by the Empire Hotel Group of the Hotel Lucerne
☒ whereat a politico can parlay sick-leave *** with a volunteer intern,
☒ in a meeting room spread eagle on **** carpet near a V.F.W. lectern
☒ for a thrilling roll of tattooed *** wiggle, tanned hip swish & churn
☒ Thiomersal makes serums kick ***, so we'll long for what we yearn
☒ to eat doves, hawks, wrens, rooks, robins & the greater crested tern
☒ Merck adds the blood of rabbits to their notorious M.M.R. vaccine
☒ to proliferate superior mutant strains that filtrate foggy brains clean
☒ Patients are murdered in hospitals for their kidneys, lungs & organs
☒ Do not cry over spilt milk nor over the disarmed Aussies poor guns
☒ 'cause switched ships Titanic & Olympic were banker J.P. Morgan's
☒ The P.M. didn't expose insurance fraud for fear of losing war funds
☒ The power to tax involves the power to destroy is heavy and taxing
☒ as it wanes menstrually when it is not in the seventh house waxing,
☒ or naked in a river with water moccasins, gators & pirañas relaxing
☒ as redacted facsimiles of pentagonal papers have militarians faxing
☒ about whether Check 'n Go offers the best 3rd-party-check-cashing
☒ while our children are dulled by prescription tranquilizer dopamine
☒ they are concurrently spazzed by that genic stimulant amphetamine
☒ which was pharmaceutically pedalled by allopathists as benzedrine
☒ that's able to hyper-stimulate a brain faster than a ten-pound praline
☒ while sickening patients via rashes of neuro-transmitting histamine
☒ A superior knowledge must be properly applied to equate to power
☒ from a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall or Pentecostal ivory tower
☒ below which poor people must be transfixed into a cowardly cower
☒ whilst stupefied by the oily patter of tele-prompted twit Matt Lauer
☒ who graduated from imbecile of the minute to retardate of the hour
☒ He got this way by substituting saw dust for desiccated wheat flour
☒ while denigrating Ike's warning against the militarists we empower
☒ I suspected that the stinking ****** I grew up with wasn't a brother
☒ till the program for adoptees: Look Dumb-***, I Ain't Your Mother!
☒ School-gun-free-zone laws force armed criminals to finally disarm
☒ in gun-free zones to protect our children from armed-criminal harm
☒ as no one need fear for in each school there's a regulation fire alarm
☒ plus in every home-room there's a martial-arts-trained school marm
☒ and if her tae kwon do fails she'll lure from him his gun with charm
☒ as she's a **** gal even though she was raised on a Wisconsin farm
☒ O Lord God have mercy to steer a misplaced/misdirected gratitude
☒ to a septicemic pit that'll sanitarily coax hyper-stimulated negritude
☒ what'll ablate pained receptors spun into a dextro-rotational attitude
☒ coursing towards 1 dizzy patter replenishing whomsoever'll delude
☒ the framed, gullible men & clothes-racked naturalists who sun ****
☒ 100% cocksure to stymie church with a girlified/glorified interlude
☒ before the bank of God files this in suit, the way it wants to be sued
☒ or epoxied, affixed, pasted, joined, stuck, adhered, taped and glued
☒ onto pages of doggerel verse that's shockingly & mockingly shrewd
☒ while an edibly-ripe tomato's rendered unpalatable as it was stewed
☒ for a *******-tight ***** forcefully torqued cracks tightly *******
☒ falling from the stitched mouths of dowagers bitten off half chewed
☒ From Hibernia to Albion, Scotsmen hang martyrs from an oak rood
☒ as pleated t'ings Scottish are sorely transfixed & rough-hewn crude
☒ where Wales' women decry a Holyheaded Welshman miner's mood
☒ that's digested like lamb lobscouse stew which's St. Helens #1 food
☒ pushing Brixton's Jamaican monkeys into a quasi-Rastafarian feud
☒ Out of the blue you rained on me saturating this prosthetic left knee
☒ I should've shot you in the neck before you pushed me out of a tree
☒ I can't cover my bald head unless somebody sells me a wig for free
☒ From a boat it's good to hurl & ***** 'cause it's fish food in the sea
☒ as rancid crap dumped overboard makes for delicious salt-water tea
☒ the type preferred by the vampiress Liz: Romanian quean of misery
☒ & ma to the wing-eared-imbecilic Chucky mate to mammy Cammy
☒ in full glory, in casual shift that is provocatively low-cut and flimsy
☒ Albanian maniac = Albaniac from under & off a Penn Central track
☒ Romanian maniac = Romaniac no matter the ooze of angled crack
☒ that will trump disease by scarfing red-peppered cole slaw cabbage
☒ so as to avert pelvic-girdle bruising plus sudden high-thigh damage
☒ Conventions banning torture are seen by State eugenicists as quaint
☒ because botulism makes not a crone seem no younger than she ain't
☒ In circles dark chronic emphysema is a darkly chronicled complaint
☒ soon as you thunk no violation too vile could make Liz queen faint
☒ on the decks of slaughter-ships finished in super polymerized paint
☒ **** no stick to monarchical petticoats while the shell rots of a saint
☒ where no sodium fluoridated water can pineal gland ******* & taint
☒ as no lardy laird shall see redress from Marxian Scotland's restraint
☒ Dominican man-eaters wolf almond brother & nephew sandwiches
☒ over the shrill hue & cry of black, barren, hog-shaped Indio *******
☒ whose godless zombie voodoo chants prohibit hiking furry britches
☒ even though hairy pants are the #1 thing that negresses know itches
☒ all students at Lee Harvey Oswald's C.I.A. college of patsy snitches
☒ where marksmen and sharp-shooters exhibit shaking-palsy twitches

☕☕☕☕☕ The United States has many big lottery losers & big lottery winners, who enjoy drunken evenings ******* cousins & eating T.V. dinners ☕☕☕☕☕

After enjoying, with John McCain, the best extensive, exploratory, deep frontal lobe brain surgery that I've ever had, I sold my children into slavery. I said to Mrs. McCain (John's mom): “After extensive, exploratory brain surgery, I sold my children into slavery.”; She just looked at me like she was crazy.

Queer-bait ***** guys scratch **** when their rubbers meet the road
& their cell ******* scream for more when lard blubber meats erode
into 12-inch wieners to pork homosexy pig cops lousy with scabies
under fraternal orders to lure rabid dogs into bed with deadly rabies
whilst harassing ***** Puerto Rican ****** birthin' ******* babies
of crucial **** action & colored temperament stung not by gay bees
buzzing sheep-******,' tobacco-chewin,' marijuana-toking hayseeds

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Positioning my *** over the hole in the boat...I was patrolling the Gulf of Mexico for the Coast Guard when suddenly a large hole, the size of my ***, appeared in the bottom of the boat. Quickly I covered it with my ***, saving the lives of 46 people.

The setting, Easter 1899, a large dog suppresses a **** in the middle
of the night, Polacks are eating grapes in the dim moon light, a war
is fought by Saigon girls whose betel-nut-red teeth are ready to bite

✔✔✔✔✔
I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'm perfect, I know,
every **** says so.
In the moon light.
In a goon fight.
My perfection is there
from my smooth, tawny underside
that's below my blonde *******.
I am perfect.
Teh End

I'd rather be the queen of ****** than the king of gonorrhea, awash
in a red Dead Sea of ovarian drainage & black-bile-tinged pyorrhea
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