Are your ears low on wax? Mine are. I've tried everything: elephant *****, monkey-*** mites, and still my wax-levels remain dangerously low. I could die from ear wax fever if I don't do something right away! So yesterday I contacted doctor Clem Butter-**** whose work in ear wax replenishment is known in lots of places. He suggested that I jump off the observation platform of the Empire State Building with no clothes on. I asked how that would remedy my wax-deficit, and he said it wouldn't but he'd be there to photograph the entire fall for his new book: 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙪𝙢𝙗 𝘾𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙭 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙥 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜.

I'll not ever totally understand why you went so insanely mad when
I took your slender left hand for stitchin' onto my wrist-bone stump

Crapped-out **** Christ' Hitchens enjoyed 2 things immensely, (1) ******* *******, (2) ******* more *******. Paddy Upchucker was an Irish hurler who distinguished himself fighting children in the Iraqi war on behalf of The Fish Valley & Tuna Bay Gynecological Research Hospital. Death releases us for a moment from torment. See, we think alike because our brains are big, bigger than monkey brains, mucho bigger...Some folks never learn. That's why we have drive-through liquor stores. My chihuahua bites me because he respects me. I missed the point, purpose, target & mark. Zero, I've tallied, for trying. Nothing could Richard Burton do to soften Liz Taylor's hard ***.

English is good if that's all you got. Urinating is tough when your prostate is gigantical, titanical & other words meaning huge.

I will dig cow manure as I am so mature & ****** blistered for sure
like Eva Gabor on tour, sleeping with the Rolling Stones who snore
all night till they are dead, prostrate on the chunky, puke-slick floor

I was dreaming about making it with my cousin
when a knock on the door woke me up.

“Who is it?”

“It's your cousin!”

“All right!!!”

I was dreaming about making it with my cousin when a knock on the door woke me up.

“Who is it?”

“It's your cousin!”

“All right!!!”

I was dreaming about making it with my cousin
when a knock on the door woke me up.

“Who is it?”

“It's your cousin!”

“All right!!!”

I was dreaming about making it with my cousin when a knock on the door woke me up. “Who is it?”; “It's your cousin!”; “All right!!!”

Hornless couple looking for situation; one in which we won't be judged; one from which we may extricate ourselves at a moment's note; one by land—two by sea, oh yeah!!! It's a skittish/sickish position atop a fence bordering no place.

Carlos was a chinless, mealy-mouthed, thin-lipped lawn mower mechanic who enjoyed looking out windows and throwing rocks at ex-lesbians. "Someday I will go to America and fix lawn mowers for lots of money," he said in a foreign language to his cousin who was a foreign-language speaker. Several years after that he was killed by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. The End.

WEB: If regarded as a nation-state African Americans would represent the 14th largest economy in the world, and the largest nation on the African continent.

“We killed tens of thousands of American citizens, maybe  hundreds of thousands, with no due process whatever, in the Civil War, and it was the right thing to do.” — John Bolton

Hillary's a gay bull-****, every Afro-**** must know that Hillary's
after juicy, Afro-**** **** that is Afro-**** dark & Afro-**** low

I was tickling skinny nurses tackling an itching, bladder-gall power,
while my soft danglers bloomed as a twitching, madder-wall flower
or, as my Siamese pistils flowered in a *******, badder-ball shower
that was so gay & so hands-free, like shootin' students from a tower
Express myself? Where's my breast pump? Milk me dry in an hour,
but hurry, because Afro-Negroidal **** milk tends to quickly sour.

The drafty window closes, men age like wine, women age like milk
as death's for what bag boy sinners do, those who spin like spinners
spun from old Nepal's Samia catepillar that spins castor Eri-era silk

with our ******* dry
we pray to God a lot,
to force Staples to honor
the worthless warranties that we bought

with our ******* dry
we pray to God a lot,
to force Staples to honor
the worthless warranties that we bought

They were Christ religious and had many miracles. I grew up in Botswana as an only child with 32 brothers. At the age of 7 years old my mother died. I have terrible diseases that are making me die now. I will not live alive for longer. Please take my money from me. I trust you a lot forever. I am in Botswana. God bless me.

Before ******' ******* for free, see Madonna on a toilet takin' a ***

I am saving throbbing neighbor-love for a neighbor in Rhode Island
till she comes home laden with extra-X-****** oat groat rice canned

I was peeing in the woods like I always do when a grizzly bear appeared in front of me. I punched him in the leg and killed him.



⚡️ Drink & drive responsibly.

Tanya's gynecologist was romantic. He always brought flowers and
candy whenever he visited poor Tanya in the hospital. “I stopped in
town to buy red roses,” he said with a smile on his pocked face that
revealed a total absence of usable teeth. “Can you prove to me right
now that you're a female doctor?” Tanya asked suspiciously. “No,”
the doctor replied, hurt by her doubt. “You must!” Tanya screamed
in confusion. “Alright,” the perturbed doctor relented by taking off
“his” thong *******. “Your ***** is beautiful,” Tanya cooed loving-
ly as all of her doubts evaporated like Clorox on a Toyota trunk lid.

Straighten my buck teeth and give me a million dollars.
Straighten my dollar teeth and give me a million bucks.
Straighten out my sister as it is sure to be her first time.

You're so beautiful,
your hands & glands,
your eyes & thighs,
& long nose & 9 toes...
Hey, where's your 10th toe?

You're so beautiful,
your hands & glands,
your eyes & thighs,
& long nose & 9 toes,
Hey, where's your 10th toe?

I neglect to argue for the green hatred of your scabby, thumb stump
that asphixiates me even worser than your pork-lard-ham-**** ****
drenching Sheriff Taylor like the moistened crotch of Helen Crump
Cowboy boots **** like a ****'s cough because you need a goof ball
cowboy-boot-taking-off tool to take the ****-*** cowboy boots off
Often, while washing in the water fountain at Walmart, I remember
the **** Sam's Club baths that we took pre-Christmas in December
'cause you were a **** who was lost like a ****** in church, scared
of white folk, I combed your hairy tuft as it was harsh, gay research
that I undertook for a book to expose **** from crotch to arm crook
as it's bony calorifical fluxes that on filthy death-beds, ****-***** us
after luring us with stuff celebrating pustles of unstuffed duck's pus
we endeavor, open-scale, trans-bland infinity takes virtually forever
There are dietary things that you might do to up your sadly-low I.Q.
that don't entail hacking limbs off or making it with an ape in a zoo
or, that don't include lopping off horns or ******* chimps in a zoo
“Thanks ever so,” I said to the ½-white chick who took me into her
shack, “but I prefer my hot-****** ***** feverish & tarrishly black.”
Self-pity wasn't encouraged yet now it's applauded among the well-
fed & overly-fed who're self-righteously entitled & forever coddled
1 way to know that a pizza's gay is to run really fast when the pork-
flavored toppings are savagely ****-******* you up your reeking ***
Please deliver this toy posy to wild Oscar Wilde & poser-boy Bosie
in France after bein' ferried as **** likely homosexually married, or
in gay Paris after they are ferried as a couple homosexually married
they liked infectin' ***** with the venereal scrapes that they carried

You fondled me like a truck driver fondles his very long truck with*
*a graceful pleasantness remindful of frogs hopping out of red muck

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

I spy a pile of jagged rocks by the kiddie pool & I ask, “Is throwing
rocks at rich, childless couples the folly of a *****-donating fool?”

When peace is declared, my mistress will put away her war nuggets
for good, because as she aches for a half foot of timber I will slip to
her my thrill-hammering, impregnating, baby-broth-squirting wood.

I was eating biscuits on the porch when a hag approached from the rear. She had lost her poodle and she wanted me to find it. I told her to ******* and I finished my biscuits.

“Please listen to my new romantic ballad: 'I Hate Everybody'!”
   “ ...'I Hate Everybody'? That doesn't sound romantic!”
   “It is the way I sing it.”
   “But how?”
   “I sing it softly without emphasizing the word hate.”
   “Yes, that would be the way to do it, I s'pose.”
   “It works best for everybody. Hate is such a
negative emotion. It destroys one from the core.”
   “Surely. Your beautiful ballad: 'I Hate Everybody,' will do
much I pray to heal those who have known and lost love.”
   “...'Shut Up or I'll Give You the Jeffrey Dahmer Treatment!'”
   “What?!”
   “That's my new song. It speaks to today's suicidal youth.”
“Thank God Jack Cousteau & plain Jane monkey **** Goodall have supported and worked for P.B.S.; W.H.O. & the U.N. These or-ganizations unabashedly support world govt., forced infanticide/ aborticide/sterilization, green zones, and depopulation.”
   “Don't forget F.E.M.A.!”
   “Hippies lead richly-mystical lives.”
   “The rise in autism is easily traced back to the rise in
the number of serums administered to our  newborns.”
   “This slippage in bra & girdle ensembles reflects poorly upon the ways of the Tao. I smite the enemies of international banking till they capitulate. No one can be taught who fights against learning.”
   “We must distinguish betwixt the poor & the gentry: the poor: hoard; the rich: stockpile. Let us remain steadfast and resolute; kind and caring. Our stems wilt, our leaves curl, our women struggle against  Lycra.”
   “God Bless you Abraham & Abbey Lincoln. Long live my bald patch. God, end diffusion & penury & restore calibration. Amen.”

A ballooned moon made Pat rashy with zona ****** zoster shingles
after filming sea-sick Tom ***** on the promontory that is ******'s
where-from Tom's homosexual sluiceway got gay, jail-house tingles
in anticipation of evil Madison Avenue's ****-marrying-**** jingles
that yellow-mark spines where, with plasma, pus-like fluid mingles
to swell the endemic ranks of central Chicago's law-abiding singles

A rent is what it is: a tear, a schism. Who can strike hotter than lightning? Who can stir faster than an electric mixer? Who can displace water without getting wet? Shadows are cast upon walls & trees, yet nobody's more cohesive in their appointed *******. A hole forms above my eye, a portal of enlightenment or a boil. A dangerous rupture threatens bending over to retrieve car keys --- there will be no ice cream cones for anybody now.
   “Would a dead photo of my cat be any
help? I have 6 angles: repose, face up.”
   A cat dead is no use to the live-cat community. They are
live wires: no ball of yarn's sacred. It's Newton's Laws of
Heavenly Bodies, the **** Test {for scarlet fever susceptibility}
& scads of things that keep dead cats thusly.
  Into the salt-sea I bury the remains in large sprinkle: sandy bottom, sand-paper & silica, foam & detergents, the oil what cuts the surface --- the depths of volcanic breaks with sherds of crusty parts. Chicken combs choke the weary, froggy warts & cloven hooves clog craws. John Rockefeller, junior, sleeps with girls. My mind's fettered, culling accusations, massing a cleric's defense.

Hello. Would you like to go biking with me? No I can't because I'm a homosexual. But homosexuals can do lots of things: climb onto balconies; eat cottage cheese from German helmets; pull spunky gerbils from their butts. Yes I know but I'm afraid of what my neighbors will say. Don't worry about them because I put homosexual-transformation medication in their water that will make them become homosexuals very quickly.

✂ English is good if that's all you got. Urinating is tough when your prostate is gigantical, titanical & other words meaning huge.

The rewarding plea of gold-digging Western wives is: “Abuse me!”
as a predominant patriarchal mindset remains: accuse he/praise she
Those witnessed against Saddam Hussein joined in spastic perjury
as they were promised discounted *** and *** lifting plastic surgery
I yielded the ***** floor to a broad whose *** was large yet slender
with a heart brimming with the compassion of a low-interest lender
She was disciplined and resigned not unlike a diseased dead-ender
as her taste in clap-trap included virulent doses of Freddy F. Fender

What do you want for your birthday? Do you want a  hysterectomy?