Conquered citizens do not love their conquerors. For Sale: President Kennedy's 1968 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine. All the tires have been shot out with a high-powered rifle to prove that it was his car.

You ***** me when my background was weird, at a moment when
a boning was most feared. You brutally ****** me like you really,
truly loved me, took my bone temperature & hotly oven-gloved me.

My electronical wheel chair prances like 2 super ***** dumb-******
in a F.E.M.A. camp where bums, minus shopping carts, are trucked

The men of the defunct Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom are staging an attack! Women and muffin-makers relax! You've nothing to hide. Beneath benches: your baked goods are safe. You're not sticking your *** up someone's **** in my prison-hell! We are Americans! We don't have tattoos devoid of deep philosophical meaning, cultural significance & local color. We won't sport indelible stains that aren't profoundly reflective of our sacred tribal, religious, ethnic & racial patrimonies.

WIKI: Alice Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the 1910s campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Along with Lucy Burns and others, Paul strategized events, such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in its passage in 1920.[1]

After 1920, Paul spent a half century as leader of the National Woman's Party, which fought for her Equal Rights Amendment to secure constitutional equality for women. She won a large degree of success with the inclusion of women as a group protected against discrimination by the Civil Rights Act of 1964. She insisted that her National Woman's Party focus on the legal status of all women and resisted calls to address issues like birth control.

WIKI: Alice Stokes Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Paul initiated, and along with Lucy Burns and others, strategized events such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in the amendment's passage in 1920.[1]

Alice Paul (January 11, 1885 – July 9, 1977) was an American suffragist, feminist, and women's rights activist, and one of the main leaders and strategists of the 1910s campaign for the Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which prohibits *** discrimination in the right to vote. Along with Lucy Burns and others, Paul strategized events, such as the Woman Suffrage Procession and the Silent Sentinels, which were part of the successful campaign that resulted in its passage in 1920.[1]

“If I could start over again I would marry a man who was 100% not gay and then I would eat so many tuna fish sandwiches that I would go into toxic tuna fish sandwich shock.” - a 100% phony quote that I wrote that I almost attributed to old abortion-martyr Jimmy Carter

😜😜😜 Drugs for the short term. B3 for life. 😜 Supplement with flush-free niacin (vit. B3), 500 m.g. with each meal. Melancholia is symptomatic of deficits in vitamins B1 & B3. Research Abram Hoffer (the late M.D., bio-chemist & co-creator of Orthomolecular medicine).

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Let's roll in the pleasure of my tapped in, knocked up love measure.

Accidental deaths are common when there are no human witnesses.

No evil knows a better struggle, that's more demonic, than a struggle on the cusp of an immunological compromise. Excessively heavy things cast from concrete crack my spine easily.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

For those afflicted, & live to tell, the treatment cost per bed sore ranges fr. 50 to 150 thousand dollars. Hospital beds exist that shake, rattle & roll to aid in circulation of blood & lymph; to prevent bed-ridden patients from developing sores but alas the beds are too expensive.

As they rested on their front porch rocking chairs the farmer sarcastically said to his wife of 60 years, while pointing at her sagging *******: "If those things worked I wouldn't need a cow."; "Yes," the farmer's wife conceded, "and If that thing worked," said she while pointing at his crotch, "I wouldn't need your brother."

The problems of liberals/Marxists stem from childhood. Their feigned failure to recognize the differences betwixt heterosex and ******* makes them forces to be reckoned with; to be feared amongst pre-pubescent youth.

30 statute miles = 600' of Earth curvature,
and yet THERE IS NO CURVATURE!!!

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To be vibrant eat plenty of large meals & drink red beer & do everything that Burt Reynolds would do. Don't apologize to bus drivers except when they're pointing guns at you for nothing. Always remember World War 2 in your prayers. I'm not looking to give Karen Carpenter a fat lip here! I'm an honest man who lies to women. Don't give me none of your hand-outs. I want what's in your purse! Stop resisting! = Stop defending yourself! [Self-preservation is the strongest of inborn traits.] Reality is theater in our celebrity/medical priest-worshiping culture as substantially half gay David Bowie is approximating his pathetical death. He's America's chief transplanted alien wreckage. My dog's hammered heartbeat beats like a beat hammer & tongs. What's going on? What is happening & what's it all about? Who are you & where have you been? English is good if that's all you got. Urinating is tough when your prostate is gigantical, titanical & other words meaning huge. My nostrils ain't of equal size. The moon, she is hung big! Love is important when imported. A poem that took 43 seconds to write is always worth wasting 52 seconds to read. Society is turned around on the matter of fire applied to breast tissue. ******* I singe make me cringe. Concerned ******* for Spare Change ask: "Is Hillary Lesbian a Clinton?"

Marushka Anya the pull along the thighs brings the space into view
of the maternal honeycomb where-from, your Mother, emerged you
in '98, upon no-man's Patagonian land that skirts Chile & Argentina
where no Java maids milk foal ******* at coal tipples in Micronesia

I'm forced to live in the woods & eat moles 'cause I really do love it
and I'd never ***** that I am too royal toward it, or very far above it
or *****-***** to ream & **** it, even when I'm 768 miles from it
Unlike you, with your greyish bumps, I ain't scarfed corn dogs with
stinkin' garbage men, in garbage trucks, speeding to garbage dumps
My ditzy ***** went crazy from a street drug so, like they did with
father Grigorii Rasputin, I shot her twice, then wrapped her in a rug
While I'm swingin' an ax in an abortuary to unsettle my calm bones
I find quiet consolation listening to near-dead, half-deaf Tom Jones
who dreams of Earth minus lesbians grooming dads as mom clones

I'm forced to live in the woods & eat moles 'cause I really do love it
and I'd never ***** that I am too royal toward it, or very far above it
or *****-***** to ream & **** it, even when I'm 768 miles from it
Unlike you, with your greyish bumps, I ain't scarfed corn dogs with
stinkin' garbage men, in garbage trucks, speeding to garbage dumps
My ditzy ***** went crazy from a street drug so, like they did with
father Grigorii Rasputin, I shot her twice, then wrapped her in a rug
While I'm swingin' an ax in an abortuary to unsettle my calm bones
I find quiet consolation listening to near-dead, half-deaf Tom Jones
who dreams of Earth minus lesbians grooming dads as mom clones
Sharing my lunch with an out-of-work ****** makes me feel larger,
just like after my big ****'s been slammed in the jamb of a car door
The snow Christened Christ, freezing hot after-birth iced. His Mum
was a ****** who had babies, while Daddy bit a dog that had rabies.
Hey you *******, I am ***-high in the Jakarta Turbine project
so I got no time for them or Lloyd Bridges & his hemorrhoid ridges
as my tick-bit chihuahua'd sooner *** on what is left of Bruno Leon
With dour Vince Edwards it was a horror to power-rinse head warts
I inhale the stench of birds being cared for in the privacy of a closet
where fruits ripen after paying a homosexual closet security deposit
In the future all good people will act like Donny Osmond a little bit
when they're comfortably seated on a heated toilet seat taking a ****
The ****** nurse in fancy nurse uniform, through which I saw ****
fur, led me to the hospital bed so that I could have my way with her
like the fakes who were John Forsythe, Sam Jaffe & Raymond Burr
could, if they had not died as rabid dogs like Allāh said they should
as the eternal souls of those who are bad shall be shredded for good
“Listen Missy,” I said, “I could spend many nights ******* you raw
or brushin' my curly **** bush on my million-dollar yacht instead!”
My thumb's numb where a dog bit me, just after I ****** his *****
in Satan's kitschy church for a mass that was less camp than witchy
among Hillary's ****-suckin' pigs who're no less shaky than twitchy

My pineapple's gone & large toe nail file & old rancid purple grape
whilst ½ a guy can crush a ¼ guy who's in better-than-normal shape
save contusion, sun blister, wrist sprain, ****** nose & knee scrape
suffered at the hands of North Carolinians who fear the windy cape
along a jetty where the sea recedes adjacent to the neck of the nape,
'cause it's Jane Curtin's funereal dress that over her corpse we drape
to please videographers who've run out of dead bodies to videotape

Across the Malaysian nation the brown people of Manila pray eat a
squirrel of nice size, but don't grow a tail as Manilans are very wise

Firemen have gone to jail for arson. Ted Bundy worked as an operator on a suicide-prevention line. Ted Bundy, who murdered a 100 young women, saved a child from drowning. George W. Bush swore an oath to the Constitution yet he still waged illegal war against Iraq. Spun-glass insulation proves that insulation need not be stationary.
   Karen mashed her *** into the mattress. "Carlos, we must flee Kibera tonight because our lives are in danger. Carlos!"
   "What? I was someplace else in my brain."
  "Get with the program you grease-ball and see the indentations that I've made in this mattress with my ***!"
   "Is it that serious?"
   "You betcha! This mattress will never bounce back."

I was washing my **** & whistling a ****-washing tune about ****-
washing in 1782 with my ****-washing bub, the **** Daniel Boone

Why do you poison my food? Why do you ***, while standing on 1 foot? Why do you throw pies at me? Why is your mother Chinese? Why? You beat me with bull ropes. You whack me with oak planks. You love me. That's all that matters.

Our love was like a large can of tomato paste
at Papa John's, neglected, red like Papa John's
**** warts

We had it all, the paste, the will to live like
pin worms that squirmed over Papa John's
**** warts


Nancy and her first ****** period

“Is this your first ****** period?” Nancy's fake-in-it-for-the-money-English-foster-mother asked.
“Yes, in junior high school the day is divided into ****** periods,” Nancy replied.

I was so fortunate to have known you before you became a homosexual.
You were kind & caring
You acted normally.
You didn't have A.I.D.S.
You weren't crying.
And then you became queer.
Now, you're a mess.
Get it together!
Why don't you just go back to being sane?

You'll have to eat your chocolate wet.
Why?
Because I dropped it on the toilet.

What can I do? It happened to me too.

Whispers in the dark

You whispered in the dark and I couldn't make it out.
"Turn on the light so I can hear what you're saying!" I demanded.


Thanks Krystal, I feel that 1 day Hawaii will be at peace.


Nature films & ***** films are both recorded on the same stock. I'm rabidly anti-corporatism. 
There are many talented people ambulatory & otherwise who were invisible in the 
dark, pre-Internet years. All's coming out now, all will be revealed. You're here. People 
read your poems. That's more important than what the gate keepers choose to tell us.

While others are rushed to the hospital, Elvis was leisurely driven.



Why do you poison my food? Why do you ***, while standing on 1 foot? Why do you throw pies at me? Why is your mother Chinese? Why? You beat me with bull ropes. You whack me with oak planks. You love me. That's all that matters.

when my great-great grandfather was a child he would go to a hundred banks a week and apply for home-equity loans for fun and the bankers would laugh and throw up on him and give bags of money to him till his legs hurt and then he'd go to the ******-moistening clinic to taunt dry ***** and then he'd take a vacation on the Titanic and drown.

Are your ears low on wax? Mine are. I've tried everything: elephant *****, monkey-*** mites, and still my wax-levels remain dangerously low. I could die from ear wax fever if I don't do something right away! So yesterday I contacted doctor Clem Butter-**** whose work in ear wax replenishment is known in lots of places. He suggested that I jump off the observation platform of the Empire State Building with no clothes on. I asked how that would remedy my wax-deficit, and he said it wouldn't but he'd be there to photograph the entire fall for his new book: 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘿𝙪𝙢𝙗 𝘾𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙭 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙥 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜.

I'll not ever totally understand why you went so insanely mad when
I took your slender left hand for stitchin' onto my wrist-bone stump