𝐋𝐞 𝐍𝐍 𝐨𝐧
𝐌 𝐂𝐂 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲
𝐇𝐚 𝐑𝐑 𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
𝐒𝐭𝐚 𝐑𝐑

𝐋𝐞 𝐍𝐍 𝐨𝐧
𝐌 𝐂𝐂 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲
𝐇𝐚 𝐑𝐑 𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧
𝐒𝐭𝐚 𝐑𝐑

ɪꜱ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴏᴅᴏᴍɪᴛᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴜᴛᴛ-ᴄᴀɴᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪꜰᴛʏ-ɴɪɴᴇ ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴋɪɴɴʏ ᴄᴏᴀʟ ᴍɪɴᴇʀ'ꜱ ᴄʜɪɴ-ʙᴏɴᴇ ʀᴇᴘʟᴀᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪᴍᴘʟᴀɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴇxɪᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ʙʟɪɴᴅ ʟᴇꜱʙɪᴀɴꜱ ꜱʜᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴏᴡʟ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴜᴍᴘᴋɪɴ ꜱᴇᴇᴅꜱ ɪɴ ᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴀʟᴀʙᴀᴍᴀ ᴏɴ ᴀ ꜰʀᴏꜱᴛʏ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ᴄᴜɴᴛꜱ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ; ᴍᴜꜰꜰ-ᴅɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴅʏᴋᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴏᴀᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴍᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴅɪᴀɴꜱ ꜰᴀʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴡᴇᴇᴅʏ ʙɪꜱᴏɴ ᴛʀᴀɪʟꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴄᴜᴢᴢʏ ɴᴇɢʀᴏᴇꜱ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴇɴɪꜱᴇꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀʀᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴅɪꜱʜ ᴍᴀɪᴅᴇɴꜱ 300 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɢᴏ.

After chugging back a complete six-pack with my clap-ridden hoes, I took the path of righteousness that Jesus had, in Bible times, chose. I pulled my fake nose off and ate a swollen can of meat, pulled over a cop whom I intended to beat with a baseball bat till he fell off his feet and then I prayed hard, harder than a monkey with Parkinson's disease or cerebral palsy till I could barely distinguish orange from tan leaves.

BLACK LIVES MATTER & STUFF THAT HAPPENED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ~ I awoke from the brutal punches to my face. My girlfriend just kept punching me in the face and with each punch she would scream, “Black lives matter!” This went on for several minutes, “Black lives matter! “Black lives matter!” until I kicked her hard enough to knock her unconscious. She lay twisted between the bed & nightstand where I continued to kick her in the ribs while yelling, “No they don't! No they don't!”

Hurt Feelings
I cried
when you lied
You pimped my body
on the street
& sold the shoes off my feet
Now that I'm without shoes & poor
the neighbors call me "the bare-foot *****"

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Federated can tease of tan cheese. We want to be cheated out of everything, our rights, our land, our dignity. It can't happen soon enough. We demand chains, humiliation, indirection & nonsense.

Can an old, useless woman feel young & useful again without shooting herself or jumping from a high building? Elderly women are everywhere these days: in nursing homes, hooked up to dialysis machines, lurking behind funeral homes. There's no easy way to dispose of them. You can lock granny in a metal shed but often some nosy neighbor hears her moaning & calls the police. I don't know.

Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
7 December 1980 Yoko & John Lennon celebrate Pearl Harbor Day
with sushi, foot-long Coney Island hot dogs & Uncle Tetsu's soufflé

☑️ ☑️ ☑️ ☑️ ☑️ ☑️
I cannot get my stolen boat to roll up the ramp on
**this boat trailer that's as useless as a Cuban ******

☑️ ☑️ ☑️ ☑️ ☑️
**Red wine (so say winos) is good for the blood flow. A lush can drink a bellyful of cold whiskey without vomiting. All relationships end. I'd like to make wine of Japanese plums as I have 25 trees, some with fruit. They ripen in April. The anonymous tipster trumps the Bill of Rights. The major tenet of Buddhism is transmigration of souls (re-incarnation). A soul of a departed man finds its next incarnation in a newborn child who's no older than 3 days. Drowned sailors whose bodies remain in the briny depths are called lost souls. Souls cannot escape from water. Souls cannot be retrieved from water. Dare I question Henry Miller's the futility of doing good musing?

*** between women is ALWAYS masturbatory.

THREE DEFEATED MEXICANS shared a taco by the river. One of them was gay and so were the other two. From far off a Guatemalan appeared on the opposite river bank with a burrito. Obviously, he was just as gay as the three defeated Mexicans were.

Experience the great taste of fruit yogurt the way that Jehovah God,
Buddha & Jesus Christ intended you to: totally isolated by yourself
or absolutely alone with your elderly grandmother in a cave 5 miles
from the closest Dairy Queen! Yogurt comes from cows. They have
yogurt glands just like sheep. When a lamb croaks 78 zillion oxides
are released into the air where they are inhaled by flying fish. After
a flying fish breeds with another one lots of these oxides explode at
a specific time specified by God when He is in Heaven on His huge
throne. Jesus often is there to back Him up. Sometimes there are 45
billion or more angels watching 'cause it's so **** to see fish gettin'
it on. 1 Friday, when Jesus was eating lunch, a nice angel flew in to
report on fish, oxide & stuff so Jesus offered to split a jug of Cuban
wine. Well, the angel declined so Jesus ordered her to drink a lot &
she got totally ****-faced so Jesus told her to relax on His big couch
for awhile, which she did. 12 hours later, after sobering up, she was
cleared for flight so she flew back to her apartment to feed her kitty
that was very fluffy and had beautiful features: a small nose & legs.

THE TRIP TO POLAND - Carlita had the hots for Boris but she couldn't tell anyone because her lips were too big to form words after the helicopter crash. "Dear Mama," she wrote on a roll of new toilet paper, "I love Boris and there's nothing you can do about it!" Later, after her lips returned to normal, she and Boris took a helicopter to eastern Poland where the people were so stupid that neither of them could believe it. "All those ****** jokes must've come from here," Boris lamented as gerbils fought for their young lives to escape from his ******.

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 (𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬) 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐌.𝐒.𝐆., 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞, 𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐥 (𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭), 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐝𝐞 (𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐦), 𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐦 (𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐳𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬), 𝐠𝐥𝐲𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 (𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡), 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦, 𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 (𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫), 𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐦𝐲𝐜𝐢𝐧 (𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐲𝐜𝐢𝐧 (𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜). 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐨𝐥 (𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲, 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 “𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞” 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞). 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞, 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐲𝐨, 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐦, 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬), 𝐩𝐢𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐀 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝟔% 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐂.𝐃.𝐂. 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟑% 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐂.𝐃.𝐂. 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝟐𝟏%.  𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞-𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐨, 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬.

“Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across
my head.” ~ “A Day in the Life” (Lennon/McCartney)

“Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a stool
sample across my head.” ~ Suzy Berlinsky

UNLOCK THE HIDDEN POWERS OF YOUR MONEY-MAKING POTENTIAL! Would you like to be a billionaire tomorrow or even in 2 months? Don't sit around all day whacking your pud! Get off your lard *** and invest in huge money-making deals for as little as 50 cents! Yes, it's true! I heard of this guy who used to eat dog **** because he couldn't afford real food and now look at him! He's selling dog **** to rich Chinese investors for no-money-down and now you can too!