I'm 45 million dollars shy of raising 100 billion dollars! It's important that I reach my goal NOW!!! As of this hour I only have ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and fifty-five million American dollars. Time is short. Won't you please lend a helping hand? It's not just for me, it's to fight crippled children. Together, we can defeat them!

𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐘'𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 - Ken kept his used chemicals in used chemical tanks till **** Kelly showed him a better way. "Here," she motioned towards her *****, "is where the action is." Ken didn't know what to say because he thought that the first sentence coming after 𝑲𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝑲𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚 would be about chemicals.

𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝐈 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃! Is it hexane-free? A little bit. What about freckles? What about them? Will it whiten them to the point of partial absorption? No. How will I know if lesbian dance class will improve my chances of landing (or bagging) a billionaire husband? Are unemployed people happy? Yes, very. My uncle was unemployed for 5 weeks before he became jobless. Where is he now? Dead. Dead drunk. He's a dipsomaniac who loves lesbian dance class. Why is he like this? I don't know. I've taken him to every gas station in the county and still he won't stop.

I like your Pygmy elbows & your tiny Pygmy face & how you bend
over invitingly with experienced Pygmy sodomites at Pygmy ******
so that inexperienced, virginal Pygmy girls do not feel out of place.

By Bryan Ferry & Brian Eno

I thought - you'd be my 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦
My way - my taste of wine
I thought - you'd be that flame within the fire
One dream that just won't die
All night - looking for new love
Impossible true love - nothing at all
Looking for new gods - looking for new blood
Looking for you
I thought - I'd find you walking in the rain
Just like a wayward child
I thought - I'd find you calling out my name
So foolish is my pride
All night - looking for new love
Impossible true love - nothing at all
Looking for new ways - looking for strange blood
Looking for you
I thought - I'd be your 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦
Your man - the one you seek
I thought - I'd take you deep within myself
Subtitles when we speak
Hold on - the flower says reach out
The thunder says no shout is greater than mine
Listen and hold on - till the day fades out
Smothered in gold