Me love white Yankee conquerors with ****** B & ricin nerve gas
who ****** all my **** family long time ago in long-time-ago past
when it wasn't kooky to alphabetize ***** as **** A, B or **** E*


Teleprompter-reader Lesley Stahl on U.S. sanctions against Iraq: "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"; Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." — *60 Minutes (5/12/96)

The things that she (the beautician) could do
with curlers would make your hair curl.

I'll make you happy each day and twice on Tuesday.
I want to throw up in your parking spot.

And yet you remain steadfastly committed to harlotry.

It's a lovely photo, I'm wearing it in a locket around
my neck like I would a picture of Mr. Shunderson.

CANCER IS A VITAMIN-DEFICIENCY DISEASE: HOW TO CURE IT: DO NOT SUBMIT TO RADIO- & CRYO-ABLATIVE & CHEMO- “THERAPIES” — TAKE PANCREATIC ENZYMES — AVOID CERTAIN FOODS & HABITS — TAKE VITAMIN B17 (1 to 6 grams daily on a full stomach) AND THE VITAMINS LISTED BELOW — EAT THE CARCINOLYTIC FOODS LISTED BELOW — “Therapeutic” radiation, in any amount, harms living tissue. (Röntgen rays, electromagnetic radiation, x-rays, x-radiation, ionizing radiation, corpuscular radiation can be implemented for diagnostic purposes, but never for therapeutic benefit.) Chemo- “therapy” poisons healthy tissue [necrocytotoxin – a toxin that produces death of cells]. Of the 4 protocols in traditional (allopathic) cancer “therapy”: surgery (cutting), radiation (burning), cryo-ablation/cryosurgery (hypothermia) & chemo/chemical/chemicocautery (poisoning/toxifying), only manual surgery possesses some legitimacy when malignant (cancerous) growth has reached a certain stage. It is far better to avoid cancer than to treat it. Cancer is the body's inability to stop the process of healing, the same natural process in producing a placenta (that one pound ***** attached to the uterine membrane which serves to nourish a developing baby). The essential anti-cancer (tumoricidal) vitamin is VITAMIN B17 (known as Amygdalin, and as Laetrile when synthesized from apricot pips). If you have cancer you must greatly reduce, or avoid: caffeine, tobacco, red meat, alcohol, corn syrup, cane sugar, tomato products. [U.S. cancer affliction rates: the year 1900 : 3%; 1950 : 20%; 1972 : 27%; 1999 : 39%; by 2020 : 50%]

VITAMIN B17 is abundant in these foods: the seeds of apples, loquats, pears, pumpkins, watermelons; as well as in apricot kernels, bamboo shoots, barley grass (research: Dr. Yoshihide Hagiwara) & wheat grass, beet tops, bitter almond, blackberries, boysenberries, brewers yeast, brown rice, buckwheat, cashews, cherry kernels, cranberries, currants, eucalyptus leaves, fava beans, flax seeds, garbanzo beans, gooseberries, guyabano, huckleberries, lentils, lima beans, linseed meat, loganberries, macadamia nuts, millet, millet seed, peach kernels, pecans, plum kernels, pokeberries, prickly ash bark, quince, raspberries, sorghum cane syrup, spinach, sprouts, tapioca (manioc), vetches and watercress. A person whose diet is deficient in these nitrilosidic foods (those foods rich in Amygdalin, the substance of which the molecularity is 1 part: the natural analgesic benzaldehyde, 1 part: hydrogen cyanide, 2 parts: glucose) is incapable of stopping the over-production of healing cells thus this person has cancer. To aid the pancreas a patient should take pancreatic enzymes & eat fresh pineapple and papaya. Supplement your diet with the nutrients (of which 95% of Americans are chronically deficient) that compliment Laetrile (vitamin B17): zinc (which is the transport mechanism for Laetrile/vitamin B17) ~ vitamin C (build up to 6 grams a day) ~ manganese ~ magnesium ~ selenium ~ vitamins B6, B9 & B12 ~ vitamin A ~ vitamin E (at least 2,000 I.U.) A cheap, over-the-counter, *****-analysis pregnancy test is accurate in 92% of cases at detecting cancerous cell activity in the body. Men & women can test for cancer upon rising with a pregnancy test as cancer and pre-embryonic cells are virtually indistinguishable (in functionality) from cells designated as: adenocarcinomal, adenocarcinomic, adenocarcinomical, ameboid, amniotic, amniotical, anaplastic, anaplastical, angiogenetic, angiogenetical, angiogenic, angiogenical, angiosarcomal, astrocytomal, astrocytomic, atypical, basal, basaltic, blastocystic, cacoethic, cancerial, cancerian, cancerigenic, cancerigenical, cancerillic, canceritic, cancerogenic, cancerogenical, cancroidal, cancerophilic, cankerous, carcinoembryonic, carcinoembryonical, carcinogenic, carcinogenical, carcinoidal, carcinomal, carcinomatoid, carcinomatous, carcinomic, carcinosarcomal, cholangiocarcinomal, chondrosarcomal, chordomal, dedifferentiated, desmoistic, desmoplastic, desmoplastical, dyscrasial, dysgerminomal, dysgerminomic, dysplastic, dysplastical, embryonal, embryonic, embryonical, endometrial, endophytic, epithelial, epitheliomatous, endophytic, exophytic, extra-embryonic, fetational, fetoplacental, fetoplacentic, foetational, fibroblastic, germinogenic, gestational, glioblastomal, histometaplastic, Hürthle, hypermutable, hypermutagenic, leiomyosarcomal, leukemial, leucaemicus, leukaemic, leukaemical, leukemic, leukemical, leukocythemic, leukocytomic, liposarcomal, lymphomal, lymphomic, macroglobulinemiac, malignant, malignantal, malignantic, malignus, medulloblastomal, melanocytic, melanomatous, melanotic, metastatic, metastatical, Müllerian, mutagenic, mutagenical, mutated, mutational, mycoplasmal, mycoplasmic, myelodysplastic, myelodysplastical, myelomal, myelomatoid, myelomonocytic, myelomonocytical, myeloproliferative, myxoid, myxoidic, necrogenic, necrogenous, neo-blastic, neo-embryonic, neo-fetal, neo-formative, neo-genetic, neo-genetical, neo-plasiac, neo-plasmatic, neo-plasmatical, neo-plasmical, neo-plasmic, neo-plastic, neo-plastigenic, nephroblastomal, neurofibrosarcomal, odontogenic, oncogenic, oncologic, oncological, osteosarcomal, paramalignant, paraneoplasmic, paraneoplastic, paraneoplastical, pathogenetic, pathogenetical, pathogenic, pathogenical, placental, placentational, pleiomorphic, pleomorphic, polycythemial, polymorphic, polymorphical, pluripotent, pre-cancerous, pre-embryonal, pre-leukemic, promyelocytic, promyelocytical, proto-embryonic, proto-leukemic, pre-squamous, pre-tumorous, proto-oncogenetic (gene), proto-tumorous, pseudocystical, quasi-neoplastic, sarcoidal, sarcomal, sarcomatous, seminomal, squamous, toxicogenic, toxicogenomic, trophic, trophical, trophoblastic, trophoblastical, trophoplasmatic, trophoplasmic, tumefactive, tumefied, tumid, tumidus, tumoral, tumorigenic, tumorigenical, tumorlike, tumorous, tumoural, tumourous. Watch (available on You-Tube) G. Edward Griffin's "World Without Cancer."

IN BRIEF Concerning Cancer: 1. Take a pregnancy test just after waking up. For men a positive result means either cancer or a false positive. Take another test the next day. If a man gets 3 positive results then likely he has cancer somewhere. For women a positive result means (if she's able to become pregnant) she's pregnant or she has cancer, or she's pregnant and she has cancer, or a false positive (the test result is wrong). 2. Several positive pregnancy test results = cancer. What next? STOP eating red meat, sugar, corn syrup. STOP drinking *****. STOP (or at least cut back on) smoking. 3. Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. Take vitamin B17 (at least 1 gram daily) and wheat grass and/or barley grass liquid or capsules (they're rich in vitamin B17), on a full stomach daily (you can't overdose on them ~ they're not poisonous). Take a zinc supplement. Take pancreatic enzymes. REVIEW: TAKE pregnancy tests to detect cancer. TAKE vitamin B17 (and as many of the listed vitamins as you can, especially zinc). Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. STOP eating red meat & cane sugar. It will take several weeks on B17 therapy to turn out negative pregnancy test results. The tumor WILL NOT shrink much even after the cancer is gone because only 10% of the tumor was cancer. The tumor MAY swell temporarily as the vitamin B17 kills malignant cells. NOTE: Vitamin B17 therapy WILL NOT destroy the tumor! Vitamin B17 therapy will destroy the malignant cells (cancerous cells) of the tumor and within the tumor. Only 5% to 10% of the cells comprising a tumor are cancerous cells. In time the tumorous growth will be absorbed, in whole or in part. Unless the tumor is cosmetically displeasing, impinging nerves or blood vessels or hampering normal ****** function then let it be.

The life expectancy for American medical doctors is 58 years.
The life expectancy for Haitian voodoo witch doctors is 62.7 years.

WEB: Dr. Dean Burk (March 21, 1904 – October 6, 1988), head of the Cytochemistry section of the National Cancer Institute has reported that in a series of tests on animal tissue, the B-17 had no effect, but released so much cyanide and Benzaldehyde when it came in contact with cancer cells that not one of them could survive. He said, ”When we add Laetrile to a cancer culture under the microscope, we see the cancer cells dying off like flies.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It smells like **** and it tastes like ****. What is it? It's ****. I thought so. George Bush was cremated, ½ his ashes were flushed down the toilet while the rest were mixed with marijuana and smoked by *******. "Here's to the good times!" George Washington said to Martha as he mounted her smallest ******. And although Abe L. was no stranger to hand-washing, he just couldn't scratch without crutches. "I'll take gonorrhea for 400, Alex."

I felt so very much alone at Dairy Queen till the hot ice cream girly girl cried, "Easy lover boy while I relieve the tension in your bone."
I shall always dimly remember my whorish girlfriend's lard ***-end especially when, to pick up her stolen Suzuki keys, she had to bend over in a ghetto crack house where we squatted like gay Democrats.

The most unlikely 3 lines of dialogue ever! ~ "Who's your girlfriend?" ~ "The one who looks like Spiro Agnew." ~ "She's hot!"

"Virtue has Never been as respectable as money." -- Mark Twain

Allow me, without chits, to broker a 1924-styled Sino-Soviet treaty to precipitate & initiate a 1931-styled Kumul rebellion with huns in poses over nuns who show us their guns & roses while their bones stretch like hoses to hoist thin girls sporting monstrously-narrow-cover-girl Kewpie doll noses.

There's no more glory in succumbing to tumorous growth than there is in dying from pernicious anemia. Cancer is and will always be symptomatic of  a pronounced vitamin B17 deficiency. Cancer isn't and will never be symptomatic of anxiety, heredity, exposure to electromagnetic interference, tobacco or ***** motor lubricants. Cancer, like all vitamin-deficiencies, is not personalized. Komen's nitwits engage in divide & conquer. Don't fall for it. There's cancer in the breast, not breast cancer! The location of malignant growth is secondary to stopping the natural malignant-cell-growth process. A Komen T-shirt has as much relevance to cancer as a wing nut.

Not even big Elton John can answer gynecological questions with a straight face when a cop is spraying into his 2 eyes tear gas & mace
while singing 94 songs niggardly with malice & no humbling grace
in front of disaffected clerics prone to denounce a ***-wedlock case
that alludes to ****** ***** undulating unholstered under frilly lace
I enthusiastically applaud your fanciful ball gowns, your high-brow
way of speaking, your youthful exuberance & your immature age &
I was sad until you said hello to set off my 9 o'clock homicidal rage
Let's selflessly sing of canned lima beans like would singer Gordon Lightfoot, like 216 canned lima bean hoarders hoardin' right should

He walks, sobs & drinks from a horse trough, ******* & prostitutes:
it's Comanchee T.V.'s David Hasselhoff in Slice Their Eye Lids Off

From the book, Los Comanches, The Horse People 1751-1845, by Stanley Noyes:

Comanches put the prisoner to work digging a hole, telling him they needed it for a religious ceremony. When the captive, using a knife and his hands, had completed digging a pit about five feet deep, they bound him with rope, placed him in it, filled the hole with dirt, packing it around his body and exposed head. They then scalped him and cut off his ears, nose, lips, and eyelids. Leaving him bleeding, they rode away, counting on the sun and insects to finish their work for them. Later, back at their encampment, they told the story as an excellent joke, one which gained them a certain celebrity throughout the tribe.

It's SURRENDER CITY & teeners out for a wild time in this maddening, profit-driven world...Will you profit by the unbecoming profit lapses predicted by those who would profit enormously by the enormous losses of those who had invested unhesitatingly in unprofitable ventures? I scare easily, scarcely, without scorn and in months that end with R. I'll surrender my guns within the confines of Surrender City, for the good of the Unified States of Amerika.

During private times she bounced like a volley ball. Linda was dwarfish, sinister & bald. Her stringy hair was matted. Soon she would know death. The sisters hungered for a man's brutal love as neither chick had known of such a thing & were desperate to be plumbed as the term is often understood to mean.
   One day a man showed up. He knocked & Linda, the sister of Lisa, answered. “Yes? Do you want something?” The man didn't want anything from her. “Well?” She asked. But still the man said nothing. “Speak up!” Linda demanded. The man stood silently, a muted testimony to the hard-driven life that he had lived since boyhood. Linda slammed the door. The man knocked again.
   “What's going on?” A naked Lisa asked, fresh from the attic.
   “There's a man knocking on the door.”
   “Well,” Lisa said, still naked, “I'll see what this is all about.” Lisa flung open the door to find that the man was naked. “What's all this?” She demanded of the strange man who remained silent.
   “Let me get to the bottom of this!” Linda said, who was now naked, as she brusquely pushed her naked sister aside. “Listen here buddy,” Linda informed, “state your business or get lost!”
   “You tell him!” Lisa chimed in.
   The naked man grinned and then smiled. Lisa & Linda did likewise. The dew was drying on the grass and it wasn't half as dewy as it had been 20 minutes before.
   “We'd better do something about this before everybody knows,” Lisa opined.
   “What?” Linda asked. With that the mysterious naked man walked away.
   “That's strange,” Lisa observed. “We may never know the meaning of his visit.”
   Linda sobbed: “Some day he'll be the best husband in the world!”

I don't cram walnuts. Who does that? These people are my people, these people who cram walnuts. No, no, my name isn't Hitch Ard *****-Lip! You have confused me with Hitch Ard *****-Lip who's been hospitalized for nothing. It's bad, really bad, worse than prussical acids in milkshakes Don't be scarred, I mean scared. And now through this we must go, the flow of show-snow, of big stop and of no-go. Love without hate is empty. I'll shave first as the power over death lives in my beard. Stay put, stay pat, stay vigilant, don't pet my cat...Feelings are important. My height is 6' 1" and, short of amputation, I'll remain at this linear height till old age compresses my spine. Really tall people (those over 6' 6") have circulatory problems. They don't make it to 100.

We must bury the deadest & revive the nearly-dead {before they become the really-dead}; we must celebrate our diverse natures & **** those who refuse to follow the prescribed dicta by which diversity is ruthlessly enforced. So strengthened are the ties that strangulate as to cut efficiently into neck tissue. A simple sampling through biometrics will solicit the need to eviscerate. The prolapsing of mitral valves maketh for sudden demise. A recipe for disaster, linguistically, involves dictionaries {unabridged} stacked 60-high, or Spanish-language primers chin-high...
   I would be consoled in the knowledge that my violent death was the result of fulfilling a passion. Clever arguments cause Oprah to wince, but never to convulse, nor turn spastic, nor to swallow her tongue. Violence begets our crooked elections. A storm settles the hash in re to those who would sling hash outdoors. Safety, theoretically, increases longevity.

Many years ago a turnip farmer bought an *** to pull his turnip cart
because he supplied the turnips to the produce department at Kmart
1 day, when his wife was turning tricks with the ***** Kara Jean,
who was the most relentless ****** the farmer had ever seen,
Kmart caught fire and was completely destroyed

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After studying over 8,000 reports of government-caused deaths, Rummel estimates that there have been 262 million victims of democide in the last century. According to his figures, six times as many people have died from the actions of people working for governments than have died in battle.
Democide - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democide

I do possess a unique inner beauty that will draw your sparkling eyes away from my hunchback, hydrocephalical skull & leprous sorghum, or pogrom, or ***** gum that gums up the works while working up the gums. You chose to be a mangy sheep or a cat that ruts in an alley. Fido, you are judged by the company you keep. You are an animal and animals don't wear watches nor repair elevators.

Like dogs tucking into fish-flavored Alpo, we wash each other sans
costly, veterinary intervention, because it's so very simple: hoist the
mangy dog's tail to lance his ripening, pus-filled, scrotal-sac pimple

It's wasteful to test a toilet by being a blueberry-pie flusher because
no man remembers the many starlets who did woo fairy Guy Usher,
designer of a circumcision scalpel known as a Jew hairy fly crusher
that's the matrimonial tool of unhurried witches who marry a rusher

Little Debby Watson was sewing her rag doll's mouth shut when little Timmy Brown stopped in for a visit. They hadn't seen each other in a ****'s age. "Won't you sit down and have a meat-ball hoagy?" Debby asked. "Sure," Replied Timmy. 2 years later, when Timmy was alone, the mail man came by with the mail. "Are you Timmy Brown?" The mail man asked. "Yes, I am," Timmy answered. "I have bad news for you about little Debby Watson," the mail man informed. "Is Debby dead?" Timmy asked. "Yes," the mail man replied, "she's dead." Timmy was stunned because the mail man's stun gun had accidentally discharged, hitting Timmy in the neck. "Don't move," the mail man instructed, as he lifted Timmy's wallet. "My wallet!" Timmy exclaimed. "Shut up you *****!" The mail man yelled as he shot Timmy a second time.

Don't gimme your West Afrikaans, Chad-tribal sass because I could
pass for ***** black with a fish bone in my nose & a hose up my ***

Take care Anna May Wong in Nebraska's big fields of dry, rye grass
as there ain't rays of darker thickness to conceal my Siamese tigress
digesting in gurgle, a progression of fingers that choke & digress us

I usually shower alone but 1 day I  was surprised when Sicilian mafiosi entered my shower. They were very nice. I was curious as to what they wanted. Vito, the under boss, brought Helene Curtis shampoo. He stayed for 8 minutes.

Dr. Beter: organic robotoids contain ultra-sonic cerebral holograms
These replications aren't clones as they don't possess brain engrams
Our dimensional quasi-reality demands androidal & robotic shams
are lubed to preclude jumps, squeals, fits, jolts, high spikes & jams
so as to dissipate external heat that'd be of a degree to roast lambs,
donkey-sized ponies, Senator Hugh Scott's flunkies & Easter hams,
ewes, Secretary James Forrestal's corpse and tubally-sterilized rams
to be retailed by the Walton/Walmart Chinese club known as Sam's

Dry-chapped babes in hoops display it squarely with self-awareness
& crooked actualization, slight agitation & pathetical determination
hampered by bouts of disruptive pancreatico digestive regurgitation
on bags of rocks, rags born of sox on hags sans pox-clot infiltration

to the emergency hospital with herniation
On my fat belly I would crawl on gravel 1 mile
for a big, toothless smile at her third ****** trial
There's no doubt that her love for me is tried & true
after she bruised my white, bony *** cheeks black & blue

If all my friends were slimy turds, you'd be the slimiest. Stephanie Zimbalist or Stephanie Powers? Don't drag me into your theater of horror as ever & forever are beyond yonder. You 100% most definitely kind of remind me of someone I sort of almost know nailing excruciating to crucify to crucible. Anyway, you have an impressive command of the Queen's English. "Mommy can we go to the park and listen to the Semi-Gay *******?"; "I don't know. Is that a rock band?"; "Maybe."

☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒ ☒☒ ☒
“Who are you shacking up with?” I queried the pope proudly.
“With a hovel full of *******, junkies & pederasts!” He retorted.
“Do you wear your giant, open-mouthed fish hat to bed?” I asked.
“Of course I do & the ring & the purple drapery,” the pope said.
Discontentment spreads with the building of tiny houses on wheels
by bull-***** with tiny ***** on legs popping steroidal-growth pills
while we strike a gold coin for quean Lizzy & another million kills,
dutifully omitted by _Majesty_ rag: toilet bowl of British-rumor mills
Any conspiracy is a cons' piracy when two or more are in collusion,
while folks mesmerized by teleprompter-readers are under delusion
of a cerebral/cortex laceration, extirpation, concussion or contusion
to relate a surrealistic/pseudo-reality that will propagate the illusion
that vampire-bus phlebotomists obey strictures of blood transfusion
& that gregarious hermits must forever renounce absolute seclusion
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Dog lovers know that a dog can be a great comfort. An old man's barking dog disturbed a neighbor who felt a civil obligation to call the cops. The cops murdered the old man, then shot his dog. A gun with the serial number ground off was placed in the old man's dead hand. The cops agreed to back each other up at the inquiry so that they wouldn't get in trouble for murdering the old man. ~ Robin Williams was worth $50,000,000. Who benefits from his death? When a wealthy man dies, esp. by "suicide," an investigation is warranted. 11 August 2014 ~ Within an hour of finding his body, before an autopsy and before his body cooled, corporate “news” teleprompter readers “reported” that multi-millionaire actor Robin Williams died from an “apparent suicide.” An hour after the “reporting” of his “apparent suicide” teleprompter readers “reported” that Robin Williams had died from “suicide.” Every business day many thousands of American citizens are arraigned on conspiracy charges. A conspiracy is an immoral or illegal act with 2 or more participants. It's astounding that this simple point is lost on most people.

What lies beyond our magnetosphere: spacial radiation, is insurmountable. There will be no human astronauts (interplanetary travelers) till spacecraft are designed to address the radiation issue. Conspiracies rule the world. The evidence that N.A.S.A. made manned lunar missions is becoming exceedingly underwhelming. Watch the frolicsome nature of our brave moon men as they're being pulled to their feet by wires. This is the selfsame govt. that hoaxed the Gulf of Tonkin incident in 1964 that cost the lives of 3 million Vietnamese.

(1) Take a lot of brain-surgery classes. (2) Find people who want brain surgery. (3) Perform brain surgery. (4) Rake in the dough.

Every breaded baker on flat Earth with a flit in the least must avoid
the infamously notorious Sammy Davis goy-lovin' **** Yeast-'rhoid
I need a new heart attack in my chest from ***** Christopher Lloyd
whose left eye socket was anatomically harvested from ***** Boyd
whose leftward eye socket was anatomically avulsed by Billy Boyd
whose necrophobic love for men undead made embalmers annoyed

If President Trump's cabinet were disrespectful, America's cultural Marxists would proclaim: "See, even they don't respect him!" Trump can't garner respect from cultural Marxists AFTER promising to destroy them.

Upon the fertile plains of Tegucigalpa: Canadians are cringing in their bath robes.

1 Monday I went to the bank because I enjoy being given the shank
which is no worse than singer Nora Aunor's tragical fate, having 28
teeth made ermine by the pineal-calcifying dentifrice called Colgate
Flames scalded Nora's **** when Quezon burned during Christmas
when Christ Jesus was born, happy with a donkey, lonely & forlorn
Hot flames licked Nora's hole while Manila burnt during Christmas
day which is the birthday of Jesus, Korean wine & Alaskan cheeses

I'm itching to use your new fire extinguisher. I can certainly understand why. Why what? Why you want to use my extinguisher. We agreed that we're not going to share physical intimacies. Remember? Of course. Here's the nozzle. Is it fully loaded? Shut up! Let's **** hard like hunky truck drivers on bennies! I don't want to. Oh, come on?! No!!! Gawd! You're no fun anymore. How do you mean? We were so happy when performing incomplete autopsies on each other. Remember? I cut your heel tendons as a joke. You're such a fat pig. You didn't laugh about that either. Sure, we had good times, but my feet are 100% okay now. The summer sun melts my *** like a miracle. Look at the sheen! It's like a million cabaret stars in a pit. You are very sweet. I have always admired your writing prowess. 1 day, perhaps, we'll meet as cousins far from the glare of Alphaville. Puking on you is a long-shot. Amen...

Praise & glad tidings...We're sloppy on the margins and trendy at the bowling alleys. It's another scary day in Mexico whereat wherever one turns Mexicans threaten. On tropical evenings Mexicans riot. They grip each other by the throats. Strangulation is common. Mexicans are dying; Hondurans are foundering; Uruguayans are sitting pretty.

1 Monday I went to the bank because I enjoy being given the shank
which is no worse than singer Nora Aunor's tragical fate, having 28
teeth made ermine by the pineal-calcifying dentifrice called Colgate
Flames scalded Nora's **** when Quezon burned during Christmas
when Christ Jesus was born, happy with a donkey, lonely & forlorn
Hot flames licked Nora's hole while Manila burnt during Christmas
day which is the birthday of Jesus, Korean wine & Alaskan cheeses

Gentleman Jim
Jim Carrey
Cary Grant
Grant Tinker
Tinker Bell
Bell South
South Dakota
Dakota Wesleyan University
University of Washington
Washington Irving
Irving Berlin
Berlin Wall
Wall Street
street smart
smart phone
phone home
home boy
Boy George
George Martin
Martin Luther King
King Richard
Richard Henry Lee
Lee Meriwether
Meriwether Lewis
Lewis Black
black board
board walk
walk and chew gum at the same time
time zone
Zone 7
7-Up
Up in Smoke
"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
Eyes of Laura Mars
Mars Attacks
attacks of opportunity
Opportunity Knocks
knocks-box
box elder
elder care
care home
Home Alone 3
Three Came Home
Home Alone
Alone in the Dark
dark energy
Energy Impact Illinois
Illinois Secretary of State
State of the Union
Union Pacific
Pacific Ocean
Ocean Futures Society
Society for Neuroscience
Neuroscience Department
Department of Transportation
Transportation Science
Science Daily
Daily Telegraph
Telegraph Brewery
Brewery Gulch Inn
Inn At Leola Village
Village Inn
Inn At Key West
West Virginia
Virginia Hunter
Hunter S. Thompson
Thompson submachine gun
gun control
Control Group
group in the periodic table
Table on Ten
Ten Little *******
******* in the Woodpile
Woodpile Report

Let's track the program that surmounts the subverted glitch because
*** in a cinch is a cinch cruelly pitched to a vibrant, vibratory pitch
whilst wry virgins bare ***** at 4-H in shifts of taffeta-woven stitch

Your monkey is well-trained. Are you a monkey-trainer? Yes, I am.
I thought so. Do you have *** with trained monkeys. I don't. ****.

My lover & I danced in the garden like a crook who just got a pardon. Tuck it under like you did in Pampanga, to make it hurt like a strapped back put-on. Women don't dance on power lines. People do stupid things, expecting me to watch while I do stupid things that no one wants to watch.

in a voice that is not lesbian-seagull chirpy, ***-crippled-seagull dull
nor as exciting as a muffler's moan from a Sunoco's ****-house stall
whilst in 1945 Desi was balling chicas shorter than Lucille was tall
The constipated man of mystery suffers a clogged, unmitigated gall
as post office toilets aren't for public use like the ******* at the mall
where better offers are pointed like the politico scrawl of Mort Sahl
while sharp leaves that lacerate tails of wipers have softened in fall

dead communists with their Lenin red fluff fanciful fanciness, while dancing on dirt with broken glass glassiness to the communal romancing of runny Turkic birthing holes & ports with an ultra-glib romantical Romanian pseudo-manliness...

44 percent of lesbians and 61 percent of bisexual women experience ****, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner, compared to 35 percent of heterosexual women

26 percent of gay men and 37 percent of bisexual men experience ****, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner, compared to 29 percent of heterosexual men

46 percent of bisexual women have been *****, compared to 17 percent of heterosexual women and 13 percent of lesbians

22 percent of bisexual women have been ***** by an intimate partner, compared to 9 percent of heterosexual women

40 percent of gay men and 47 percent of bisexual men have experienced ****** violence other than ****, compared to 21 percent of heterosexual men

Within the LGBTQ community, transgender people and bisexual women face the most alarming rates of ****** violence. Among both of these populations, ****** violence begins early, often during childhood.

Since there's no known toxicity to vit. B17, a gram will stop the production of errant healing cells (a.k.a. trophoblastic, malignant, cancerous cells). Cancer patients have taken 6 grams (of pills) with meals daily with no harmful side effects. I.V.-Laetrile therapy exceeds that. Pills are convenient and more concentrated than seeds, bamboo & brown rice. If you take B17 on an empty (or near-empty stomach) you will experience nausea/vomiting.

I rely on Donald Trump's Art of the Deal for my ****'s **** of the meal. KISS ME FOREVER! ~ Young Sarah Gumtree's lithesome ******* impressed Lloyd Nolan. He wanted to possess them although he lacked surgical skill & steel. "Hey Babe," he spat.
   "Hey," she said, as her **** protruded through her clothing.
   "I can see your ****," Lloyd said.
   "Oh, those," Sarah retorted disinterestedly.
"Wanna **** them for an hour?"
   "Your ****."
   "Yeah."
   "No thanks."
   "Give me seven dollars!" She ordered.
   "What for?" He demanded to know.
   "Give it to me or else," she said in a soft, menacing tone.
   "Oh Sarah," Lloyd cooed as he unhooked his bra to
allow his ample ***** to dangle or the other way 'round.
   Sarah's manful ******* rustled among the pine cones.
She was more feminine than Venus Williams. "Kiss
me, Lloyd!" She demanded. "Kiss me forever!"

"Hey Buddy," a non-buddy said, "you need
***** to play golf and you have no *****."

The ******* was right. I lost my
***** in a fishing accident many years ago.