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103 · Jun 2017
SOUP WITH EXTRA SOUP IN IT
I wear meat & eat fur because I'm special, different and full of hot Mexican blood. My soup is super-charged with superior soup ingredients. It's better than a dead Lassie collie up to her flea collar in shredded Jeff. It's more enticing {my special soup is} than a troop of perverted Girl Scouts serving cookies with warm milk & whole cream. I can beat any price by 20% and still have enough left over to destroy the U.N. from the inside. When "atheists" **** "atheists" I.Q. scores rise. When โ€œatheistsโ€ croak we all win!
103 · Jun 2017
LEAN ON LEAN MEAT
To poets far & fat: Inject meat into your couplets for Pete's sake! To focus on wintry climes & autumn leaves smacks of chronic testosterone deficiency as half of Mankind succumbs to starvation & dysentery; as 40% of Mesopotamia is uninhabitable thanks to "depleted" uranium; as Fukushima threatens a China syndrome; as Kenyan Obama commandeers the middle class.
Men & women can test for cancer upon rising with a pregnancy test as cancer and pre-embryonic cells are virtually indistinguishable (in functionality) from cells designated as: adenocarcinomal, adenocarcinomic, adenocarcinomical, ameboid, amniotic, amniotical, anaplastic, anaplastical, angiogenetic, angiogenetical, angiogenic, angiogenical, astrocytomal, astrocytomic, atypical, basal, basaltic, blastocystic, cacoethic, cancerial, cancerian, cancerigenic, cancerigenical, cancerillic, canceritic, cancerogenic, cancerogenical, cancroidal, cancerophilic, cankerous, carcinoembryonic, carcinoembryonical, carcinogenic, carcinogenical, carcinoidal, carcinomal, carcinomatoid, carcinomatous, carcinomic, carcinosarcomal, cholangiocarcinomal, chondrosarcomal, chordomal, dedifferentiated, desmoistic, desmoplastic, desmoplastical, dyscrasial, dysgerminomal, dysgerminomic, dysplastic, dysplastical, embryonal, embryonic, embryonical, endometrial, endophytic, epithelial, epitheliomatous, endophytic, exophytic, extra-embryonic, fetational, fetoplacental, fetoplacentic, foetational, fibroblastic, germinogenic, gestational, glioblastomal, histometaplastic, Hรผrthle, hypermutable, hypermutagenic, leiomyosarcomal, leukemial, leucaemicus, leukaemic, leukaemical, leukemic, leukemical, leukocythemic, leukocytomic, liposarcomal, lymphomal, lymphomic, macroglobulinemiac, malignant, malignantal, malignantic, malignus, medulloblastomal, melanocytic, melanomatous, melanotic, metastatic, metastatical, Mรผllerian, mutagenic, mutagenical, mutated, mutational, mycoplasmal, mycoplasmic, myelodysplastic, myelodysplastical, myelomal, myelomatoid, myelomonocytic, myelomonocytical, myeloproliferative, myxoid, myxoidic, necrogenic, necrogenous, neo-blastic, neo-embryonic, neo-fetal, neo-formative, neo-genetic, neo-genetical, neo-plasiac, neo-plasmatic, neo-plasmatical, neo-plasmical, neo-plasmic, neo-plastic, neo-plastigenic, nephroblastomal, neurofibrosarcomal, odontogenic, oncogenic, oncologic, oncological, osteosarcomal, paraneoplasmic, paraneoplastic, paraneoplastical, pathogenetic, pathogenetical, pathogenic, pathogenical, placental, placentational, pleiomorphic, pleomorphic, polycythemial, polymorphic, polymorphical, pluripotent, pre-cancerous, pre-embryonal, pre-leukemic, promyelocytic, promyelocytical, proto-embryonic, proto-leukemic, pre-squamous, pre-tumorous, proto-oncogenetic (gene), proto-tumorous, pseudocystical, quasi-neoplastic, sarcoidal, sarcomal, sarcomatous, seminomal, squamous, toxicogenic, toxicogenomic, trophic, trophical, trophoblastic, trophoblastical, trophoplasmatic, trophoplasmic, tumefactive, tumefied, tumid, tumidus, tumoral, tumorigenic, tumorigenical, tumorlike, tumorous, tumoural, tumourous. Watch (available on You-Tube) G. Edward Griffin's "World Without Cancer."
44 percent of lesbians and 61 percent of bisexual women experience ****, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner, compared to 35 percent of heterosexual women

26 percent of gay men and 37 percent of bisexual men experience ****, physical violence, or stalking by an intimate partner, compared to 29 percent of heterosexual men

46 percent of bisexual women have been *****, compared to 17 percent of heterosexual women and 13 percent of lesbians

22 percent of bisexual women have been ***** by an intimate partner, compared to 9 percent of heterosexual women

40 percent of gay men and 47 percent of bisexual men have experienced ****** violence other than ****, compared to 21 percent of heterosexual men

Within the LGBTQ community, transgender people and bisexual women face the most alarming rates of ****** violence. Among both of these populations, ****** violence begins early, often during childhood.
ยกJesรบs Gangrena!* American men have lost control of their women. ยกMirar a las mujeres Americanas! ...They are indelibly stained & pierced from head to toe. They smoke. They brawl. They curse. They urinate in parking lots. All ladies are women but (despite what it says on ****-house doors) all women ain't ladies! [Barack Obama married a man, Michelle Robinson didn't.]
Since there's no known toxicity to vit. B17, a gram will stop the production of errant healing cells (a.k.a. trophoblastic, malignant, cancerous cells). Cancer patients have taken 6 grams (of pills) with meals daily with no harmful side effects. I.V.-Laetrile therapy exceeds that. Pills are convenient and more concentrated than seeds, bamboo & brown rice. If you take B17 on an empty (or near-empty stomach) you will experience nausea/vomiting.
Slice off my lumps with lumpectomy as surgery's a draining feeling
till the lumps grow back after the lumpy period of cut-lump healing
that spills through cancer spillways with malignantic double billing
over soft Mรผllerian cysts by cancerogenic invoices to craft a killing
via vital nutrimental nutrient deficits ignored by crooked, squealing
medicians, dieticians & clinicians whose infamy is willfully willing
Sanitation's abhorred as tattoo-parlor linen suffices for clean sheets
among hygienists oblivious to the extermination of oral spirochetes
who love to run in hosiery pushing pocked ***** for tricks & treats,
whilst sashaying towards oblivion on hind quarters and sweetmeats
to perform bankable acts upon appendages as bona fide dental feats
The dog kidney & cornea market is highly profitable. The demand for dog-parts is phenomenal. Dog-transplantation surgery is fun & rewarding. You may ask: (1) How much money do I need to start a dog-***** business? (2) How many dogs do I need? (3) Where do I get dogs? (4) Is dog-meat as tasty as I imagine it to be?
โ€œI got smug with pigs!โ€; โ€œWhy?โ€; โ€œBecause by their warty genitals they are obliged by F.O.P.'s corporate nobodies to swarm upon the public when panicked. It's only by God's divine wrath that a C.D.C.-designed porcine or equine flu don't **** us everyone!โ€; โ€œAmen to that! Please remember Charlie Chan's chaplain in your misguided prayers...โ€ (Nuclear medicine = allopathic insanity) I'm through with (that is to say: done with) showing off my teeth to strangers as the impression made upon them never breaks the skin. I'm utilizing axioms to flesh out dynamic processes, those which never break the skin.
102 · Nov 2017
Organ-Donation is Murder
Are people motivated by money? Could money effect a person's behavior? Would a person forsake morality for money? An ***** donor card places a bounty on you. Some of your parts are only of value for transplantation while you breathe. The ***** donor card gives doctors your permission (under contract law) to remove your organs from your warm and breathing and UN-anesthetized, doctor-declared โ€œbrain-deadโ€ body. This isn't speculation. Doctors admit to โ€œharvesting organsโ€ from โ€œbrain-dead patientsโ€ i.e. patients with pulses.

WEB/ Numerous accounts of patients who have recovered after a firm diagnosis of โ€œbrain deathโ€ demonstrate that โ€œbrain deadโ€ patients are not certainly dead. Here are two cases:

Zack Dunlap, a 21-year-old Oklahoman, flipped over on his 4-wheeler and suffered catastrophic brain injuries in November 2007. Thirty-six hours after his accident, doctors at United Regional Healthcare System in Wichita Falls, Texas, declared him โ€œbrain dead.โ€ Preparations to harvest his organs were underway when friends and relatives gathered to say their final goodbyes. His cousin, a nurse, wanting to make certain, scraped his pocket knife along the bottom of Zackโ€™s foot. Zack ****** his foot away. Just months later, Zack was walking and talking. Zack recalled hearing the doctor say he was dead and being โ€œmad insideโ€ but unable to move.

Steven Thorpe, a British 17-year-old, suffered horrific injuries in a multi-car accident. Four doctors declared him โ€œbrain dead.โ€ Doctors asked his family to consider donating his organs before his life-support was turned off. The family sought a second opinion from a neurologist who detected faint brain waves. Seven weeks later, Steven was discharged from the hospital having made a near-full recovery. In 2013, at age 21, now an accountant trainee, he spoke to the media for the first time: โ€œHopefully (my experience) can help people see you should never give up. My father believed I was aliveโ€”and he was correct.โ€

"In plain, straight talk," writes Dr. Lawrence Huntoon, editor-in-chief of the Journal of American Physicians and Surgeons, "the survey indicates a high likelihood that some patients are being 'harvested' in some hospitals before they are dead! In hospitals with aggressive transplant programs (hospitals make a huge amount of money on transplant cases), making sure a patient is dead before going to the 'harvesting suite' may be viewed as a minor technicality/impediment."

"Brain death" never was, and never will be true death. This has been known by neurologists and ***** transplanters since the beginning of the multi-billlion industry. So if a declaration of "brain death" is not true death, but organs are taken legally in accord with "accepted medical standards," why not continue to make "acceptable" less stringent criteria? In the 10 years after the ad hoc committee conjured up the Harvard Criteria, 30 more sets were reported by 1978. Every set became less stringent. Less strict sets were reported until eventually there is a criterion that does not fulfill any of the "brain death" criteria? This is known as donation by cardiac death (D.C.D.). Organs are obtained for transplantation by first getting a D.N.R. order, then taking the patient off life support and wait until the patient is without a pulse (NOT WITHOUT A HEART BEAT!). In the past the waiting time was 10 minutes, then shortened to 5 minutes, then 4, then 2 and now in the N.E.J.M. (8-14-08) the waiting time is only 1.25 minutes until they cut out the baby's heart. How shameful can it get! Shame on the medical field for knowing and not protecting these patients! Shame on the transplantation organizations for valuing money over an innocent injured person's life! Shame on the U.S. government, other governments, and clergy for allowing and even encouraging extracting vital organs for transplantation and research! When will doctors informed of the truth stand for life instead of being political creeps?๏ปฟ
102 · Jan 2018
Research Dr. Abram Hoffer.
"Eating disorders" are symptomatic of not enough vitamin B3 in our diets. The U.S. govt. legislated the fortification of bread flour with niacin beginning in 1938. I suspect the protocols have been relaxed (the amount of niacin reduced). Niacin deficiency symptoms include psychosis, neurosis, insomnia, depression, melancholia, schizophrenia & anorexia nervosa. The children of the West today are the most heavily-medicated children on Earth for psychosis, neurosis, insomnia, depression, melancholia, schizophrenia & anorexia nervosa. There aren't new diseases so much as there are symptoms of old diseases re-branded as new diseases to be marketed by drug companies. Case in point: anorexia nervosa (food aversion) = classical symptom of pellagra (B3 deficit) & (to a lesser degree) beriberi (B1 deficit). The preventative, treatment & cure for insomnia and mental illnesses (including the diseases: anorexia & pellagra) is niacin (vit. B3). The thiamine/vitamin B1 deficiency disease beriberi also entails food phobia (anorexia). Research Dr. Abram Hoffer.
102 · Nov 2017
39 trillion
Listen silent cinema ice man, my 2 glass eyes are cold microscopes
with manual hands that brush across the shady contours of your gay
black broads's ****-front parts with the indirected aim of lawn jarts
that I queerly lob at my axle-grease-needin' Walmart shopping carts
My horrifying memories of you crash like 39 trillion shopping carts
into Lake Erie on a Thursday night during Black Lives Matter night
I drink & drive responsibly so that those I crash into will stay alive,
and I don't do naked modeling much anymore, not since I turned 95
Your French doors are bunged by bunkies and the oily space below
your drip tray makes me abandon regulated marriage very suddenly
too with no tickee, no fucky, no plucky ***-jab, no lucky rose tattoo
She's hot enough to melt dry tampons & I knew that she liked ****-muffin' dark muffin, so I reamed her out with thrill-hammer stuffin'
I gobbled your cookies while you added inches to my wiener which
protruded beyond my pregnant bump to make me look much leaner
like a Mexican scarfin' kidney beans to make his *******-id keener
or to show his legitimacy as a greasy-haired ****** passing as a big
****** thrill-boy looking for a white woman to be his house cleaner
We'll live like bony ***** hippies on hatred & food stamps, rolling
viral drunks worse than Evel Knievel crashed off Vegas auto ramps
I think that cow meat beef is tastier than the runny flesh of a seal as
its buck teeth wrapped around my *** like a wrist watch on a wheel๏ปฟ
"What's wrong Penelope Cockwad? Why are you so sad?" ~ "People judge me unfairly because of my name." ~ "That's tough. Why don't you change it?" ~ "Change it?" ~ "Yes, Penelope Cockwad. Change your name." ~ Six months later I meet Penelope Cockwad by chance. "Hello Penelope Cockwad," I say, "I've not seen you since March." ~ "Yes," she says with a grin. "I took your advice." ~ "My advice?" ~ "My name, silly. I changed it. You can stop calling me  Penelope Cockwad & call me by my new name, Paula Cockwad."
alimony = spousal support
abortionist = abortion provider
spying (on a woman) = stalking
nurse, orderly, medic = care worker (British)
flown = airlifted
social worker = community worker
criminal = wrongdoer
crime = wrongdoing
interrogation = interview
car lot = auto center
torture = pain compliance; enhanced interrogation techniques
suspect = person of interest
housewife = home maker = stay-at-home mom
court house = justice center
prison = confinement center
school = learning center
garbage dump = landfill
antique = vintage
caretaker = caregiver
crippled = physically challenged
tradesman = trades worker
soldier = service member
medical care = healthcare
doctor = healthcare provider
clinic = health center
hospital = health
socialized medicine = universal healthcare
house builder = home builder
Department of War = Department of Defense
war = intervention
occupation (of a foreign nation) = nation building
illegal aliens = undocumented immigrants
medic = emergency medical technician, E.M.T.
nursery = daycare center
nursing home = assistant living facility
arrested = detained
imprisoned = detained
prisoner = detainee
prison = detention center
prison guard = C.O., corrections officer
eyeglasses = eye wear
shoes = footwear
policeman = police officer/law enforcement officer
police station = law enforcement center
fireman = firefighter
sportsman = sportsperson
sportsmen = sportspeople
puddling = ponding
enemy = terrorist
infanticide = right to choose
79ยข = .79ยข
mistake = miscommunication
blockade = sanctions
waiter/waitress = server
check = cash
bomb = improvised explosive device (I.E.D.)
gals = guys
wife beating = domestic violence
*** change = gender reassignment
******* = transgender
***** = *** worker
stewardess = flight attendant
citizen = civilian
government overthrow = regime change
The Orient = Asia
Oriental = Asian
Afro-American = African American
Indian = native American
Internal Revenue Dept. = Internal Revenue Service
workmen's compensation = workers compensation (without possessive apostrophe)
meeting = meet-up/meetup
snitch, fink, stool pigeon, stoolie = spy, informant
side dish = side
meter maid = parking-enforcement officer
unloaded = downloaded,  off loaded
goal = endgame
sportsmen = sportspeople
physical = wellness screening
***, ***** = homeless person
destitute = homeless
destitution = homelessness
watch man = security guard/officer
nursing  home = care home with nursing  (England)
chairman = chair
P.O.W., prisoner of war (citizen) = civilian internee
rescue Mission = homeless shelter
mail = mailpiece (according to the post ofc.)
employee = team member
102 · Feb 2018
Earth is FLAT
Eric Dubay Shared on Google+ ยท 6 months ago ~ The Earth is Not Moving! The heliocentric theory, literally โ€œflyingโ€ in the face of direct observation, experimental evidence and common sense, maintains that the ball-Earth is spinning around its axis at 1,000 miles per hour, revolving around the Sun at 67,000 miles per hour, while the entire solar system rotates around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 miles per hour, and the Milky Way speeds through the expanding Universe at over 670,000,000 miles per hour, yet no one in history has ever felt a thing! We can feel the slightest breeze on a summerโ€™s day, but never one iota of air displacement from these incredible speeds! Heliocentrists claim with a straight face that their ball-Earth spins at a constant velocity dragging the atmosphere in such a manner as to perfectly cancel all centrifugal, gravitational, and inertial forces so we do not feel the tiniest bit of motion, perturbation, wind or air resistance! Such back-peddling, damage-control reverse-engineered explanations certainly stretch the limits of credibility and the imagination, leaving much to be desired by discerning minds. If the Earth and atmosphere are constantly revolving Eastwards at 1,000 mph, how is it that clouds, wind, and weather patterns casually and unpredictably go every which way, often travelling in opposing directions simultaneously? Why can we feel the slightest Westward breeze but not the Earthโ€™s incredible supposed 1,000 mph Eastward spin!? And how is it that the magic velcro of gravity is strong enough to drag miles of Earthโ€™s atmosphere along, but weak enough to allow little bugs, birds, clouds and planes to travel freely unabated in any direction?

We must take it on faith as mathematical proof doesn't exist.

N.A.S.A. on Speed:
The Earth's orbital speed around the sun is 67,000 m.p.h.
The sun's orbital speed around the galaxy is 450,000 m.p.h.
The speed of the ground beneath your feet, as a result of the Earth's rotation is
600 m.p.h. at the latitude of Sheffield (53 degrees);

1,000 m.p.h. at the equator.
The Earth travels 584 million miles per year (one trip around the sun); that's

1,600,000 miles per day; 66,667 miles traveled each hour

โ€œThe distance across St. George's Channel, between Holyhead and Kingstown Harbour, near Dublin, is at least 60 statute miles. It is not an uncommon thing for passengers to notice, when in, and for a considerable distance beyond the centre of the Channel, the Light on Holyhead Pier, and the Poolbeg Light in Dublin Bay.  The Lighthouse on Holyhead Pier shows a red light at an elevation of 44 feet above high water; and the Poolbeg Lighthouse exhibits two bright lights at an altitude of 68 feet; so that a vessel in the middle of the Channel would be 30 miles from each light; and allowing the observer to be on deck, and 24 feet above the water, the horizon on a globe would be 6 miles away. Deducting 6 miles from 30, the distance from the horizon to Holyhead, on the one hand, and to Dublin Bay on the other, would be 24 miles. The square of 24, multiplied by 8 inches, shows a declination of 384 feet. The altitude of the lights in Poolbeg Lighthouse is 68 feet; and of the red light on Holyhead Pier, 44 feet. Hence, if the earth were a globe, the former would always be 316 feet and the latter 340 feet below the horizon!โ€ -- Dr. Samuel Rowbotham, Earth Not a Globe!

โ€œThe lights which are exhibited in lighthouses are seen by navigators at distances at which, according to the scale of the supposed โ€˜curvatureโ€™ given by astronomers, they ought to be many hundreds of feet, in some cases, down below the line of sight! For instance: the light at Cape Hatteras is seen at such a distance (40 miles) that, according to theory, it ought to be nine-hundred feet higher above the level of the sea than it absolutely is, in order to be visible! This is a conclusive proof that there is no โ€˜curvature,โ€™ on the surface of the sea - โ€˜the level of the sea,โ€™- ridiculous though it is to be under the necessity of proving it at all: but it is, nevertheless, a conclusive proof that the Earth is not a globe.โ€ -- William Carpenter, 100 Proofs the Earth is Not a Globe๏ปฟ
101 · May 2017
A DREAM COME TRUE
I was dreaming about making it with my cousin when a knock on the door woke me up. โ€œWho is it?โ€; โ€œIt's your cousin!โ€; โ€œAll right!!!โ€
101 · Feb 2018
My Life Above Water
Cancer is a disease, a chronic metabolic disease akin to other chronic metabolic diseases such as scurvy, night blindness, pellagra๏ปฟ & pernicious anemia. No such disease has ever been cured through mechanical manipulation of the body. Where cancer is seated isn't relevant to its cure. The preventative, cure & treatment of this vitamin-deficiency disease is Amygdalin (vitamin B17). People who get at least 100 m.g. of B17 daily cannot contract cancer.๏ปฟ
101 · Jun 2017
The story so far...
Johnny returns home after 6 years of plastic surgery & outrage. His loving wife Vicky has โ€œmoved onโ€ with her affairs as โ€œsheโ€ is now known as Vikkee, inter-dimensional **** sensation. Johnny's โ€œsonโ€ acts perfectly normal, as one would expect of a 34-year-old trans-Mexican. His lifestyle allows him to occupy houses north & south of the Rio Grande River basin.
Heave-** yachting confrรจres. I love you like Curd Jรผrgens loved hell when he went to hell for rehearsal, once (the first time).
101 · May 2017
Mastery Misguides Reason
Your thighs are chubby
& your fingers are stubby
You sprained your neck
in a recent car wreck
You suffer angina
down to your ******
On your breast sits
2 cherry-red *******
Her yearly rout precludes calcifying bonds, tanning hides & wearing Japanese pants. ****** is the great shutter-upper...to words, from consonants in line denying what's worthily worrisome. [Chicklet had staying power in commissioned reports.]
101 · Nov 2017
Freedom From War
The United States Program
for General and Complete
Disarmament in a Peaceful
World

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF STATE
DEPARTMENT OF STATE PUBLICATION 7277
Disarmament Series 5
Released September 1961
Office of Public Services
BUREAU OF PUBLIC AFFAIRS
For sale by the Superintendent of Documents, U.S. Government
Printing Office, Washington 25, D.C. - Price 15 cents
INTRODUCTION
The revolutionary development of modern weapons within a world divided by serious ideological differences has produced a crisis in human history. In order to overcome the danger of nuclear war now confronting mankind, the United States has introduced at the Sixteenth General Assembly of the United Nations a Program for General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World.
This new program provides for the progressive reduction of the war-making capabilities of nations and the simultaneous strengthening of international institutions to settle disputes and maintain the peace. It sets forth a series of comprehensive measures which can and should be taken in order to bring about a world in which there will be freedom from war and security for all states. It is based on three principles deemed essential to the achievement of practical progress in the disarmament field:
First, there must be immediate disarmament action:
A strenuous and uninterrupted effort must be made toward the goal of general and complete disarmament; at the same time, it is important that specific measures be put into effect as soon as possible.
Second, all disarmament obligations must be subject to effective international controls:
The control organization must have the manpower, facilities, and effectiveness to assure that limitations or reductions take place as agreed. It must also be able to certify to all states that retained forces and armaments do not exceed those permitted at any stage of the disarmament process.
Third, adequate peace-keeping machinery must be established:
There is an inseparable relationship between the scaling down of national armaments on the one hand and the building up of international peace-keeping machinery and institutions on the other. Nations are unlikely to shed their means of self-protection in the absence of alternative ways to safeguard their legitimate interests. This can only be achieved through the progressive strengthening of international institutions under the United Nations and by creating a United Nations Peace Force to enforce the peace as the disarmament process proceeds.๏ปฟ
โ– โ–™ โ– โ–™ The preventative, treatment & cure for insomnia and mental illnesses (including the diseases: anorexia & pellagra) is niacin (vit. B3). The thiamine/vitamin B1 deficiency disease beriberi also entails food phobia (anorexia). Research Dr. Abram . Anorexia is a vitamin-deficiency disease. Psychological counseling is as effective w/anorexia as it is w/scurvy (vitamin C deficiency) or cancer/sickle-cell anemia/hypertension (vit. B17 deficiency). You can't talk, or reason, someone out of a chronic metabolic ailment anymore than you can slake a person's thirst by ruminating over their traumatic childhood. Anorexia is a sub-clinical symptom of the vitamin-deficiency disease pellagra. The preventative, treatment & cure is vitamin B3, also known as niacin. Niacin causes a false histamine reaction (prickly, red skin) that's harmless. You can build up a tolerance to niacin or take flush-free niacin. ALL who suffer from anorexia nervosa are deficient in the water-soluble vitamin B3. There is no known toxicity for B3. You won't O.D. on it. Excessive B3 ends up in the *****. Cancer is a disease of deficiency as is thirst & starvation. W/o water we die, no amt. of praying can change that fact of course as the Lord provides, thru His bounty, those things we need to survive. Indeed, Scripture stresses the importance of consuming seeds: "Give us this day our daily bread," was written at a time when bread contained whole, raw seeds--seeds abounding in cancer-killing Amygdalin.
The pious need to open their hearts and their pocketbooks! You must volunteer to teach "atheists" the basics, in regards to: arithmetic, vocabulary, geography & history. [Man is the Earth's only Spiritual commodity. Research and fear not. Ask questions. It's a fantasy to reduce Man to components. "Atheists" can only speak a 100 words, in one burst, before resorting to scatology. Lev Tolstoi, Emerson, Thoreau, Dickens, and those of that era, weren't profane. Only the rhetoric of rich people matters. Let us form our thoughts independent of them.]
The best thing that was ever best is A Cold Day in the Lingerie Shop starring Hanson Girdle. Also, don't deny yourself the  experience of: I Was a Male Lesbian! Meet Joe Nobody: the man trapped in a woman's body (and if that weren't embarrassing enough), witness how he was compelled to admit to his wife that it was his lesbian longings that drove him to possess her physically! See Joe engage in reverse homosex as a prideful accomplishment! Lonk Haney says: โ€œIt's better than butter on a wart.โ€
Here rises the below into the above teasing man nuggets & eyeballs
to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls๏ปฟ
101 · May 2017
V I C T I M !
Let's track the program that surmounts the subverted glitch because
*** in a cinch is a cinch cruelly pitched to a vibrant, vibratory pitch
whilst wry virgins bare ***** at 4-H in shifts of taffeta-woven stitch
100 · Jun 2017
Tableau Vivant Index
Change yourself before you change the world* was coined in a nursing home by an anonymous, incontinent patient who championed independent-living by changing diapers on his terms.
"Yes" is positively positive among positivists. Half my parents are dead & the other half are half-dead. I must careful! I almost nearly wrote: "No *** snot." I'm glad I remembered where to put the spaces & the apostrophe. Let's behave immunologically to mercilessly slaughter pathogens as it's better than gagging to coax throwing up. These choco'/caramel pretzel bites are awful! I often win, everything but money. It's a good week to ride a horse as hay is going on sale in Annapolis. More death, that's just what America's whining wrist-slitters need...
   Half way through May, again, I anticipate with regularity the June month, as my colon waves in spasms, goose stepping in quick time to June. I should look up old friends, old ****-buddies if I were a homosexual (which I'm not). It seems relaxing to sit when spoken to; to speak from a seat.
100 · Nov 2017
ยฝ a whole
The common halves: ยฝ ***, ยฝ dollar, ยฝ ton, ยฝ way, ยฝ way house, ยฝ way there, ยฝ baked, ยฝ cup, ยฝ sister, ยฝ done, ยฝ mast, ยฝ dead, ยฝ naked, ยฝ ply, ยฝ awake, ยฝ tablespoon, ยฝ asleep, ยฝ hour, equally divide me. Hi, I'm Tim Walmart. Glad to meet you Mr. Walmart. I'm Todd Kmart. Are you related to Bob Family Dollar? No.
100 · Nov 2017
Spades with A.I.D.S.
No H.I.V. virus has ever been proven to exist.... A.I.D.S. is not a new disease, but a collection of old diseases renamed, and that the real threat to the public's health are the worthless H.I.V. tests and toxic H.I.V./A.I.D.S. drugs. (1992 first ed.) Vaccines Are Dangerous: A Warning to the Black Community by Curtis Cost
I was washing my **** & whistling a ****-washing tune about ****-
washing in 1784 with my ****-washing bub, the **** Daniel Boone
1 day & I pray that it comes very soon, there will be a ****-washing
machine shaped like the great ****-washing ****, old Daniel Boone
In the future, a ****-washing nurse will invent soon, a ****-washing
machine to honor Kentucky's bad ****-washing ****, Daniel Boone
It's time that "atheists" found a more pious man to worship as, in print, eugenical zealot Richard Dawkins extols the virtues of pederasty (as he's experienced it), de-population, infanticide, vaccines (including M.M.R. contaminated with rabbit blood), expanding hate crime (thought crime) legislation & pre-emptive war. Dawkins pursues the socialistic goals of Bertrand Russell, G. B. Shaw & ****-muffin Charles Darwin.
Gay medication across the vastness of America, the nation, deports normal folk to a homosexy station as prelude to a sodomized retaliation worthy of a forgiving conciliation. The American Cancer Society should incorporate a rubber duck into their logo to acknowledge the quacks who quack for them.
โ€œTampons cause toxic shock syndrome which is fatal. I urge
you, or your brother, to not use a ****** on heavy days for
more than 20 minutes, better still: switch to pads.โ€
   โ€œHow dare you pry into my personal choice of feminine hygiene products! I feel the most relaxed while in the company of feminine hygiene production staffers & middle management types.โ€
   โ€œMe too.โ€
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-- Winnie Mandela, April 13, 1986 (Necklaces are tires filled with gasoline placed around the necks of bound political opponents and set aflame.)
Eric Dubay Shared on Google+ ยท 6 months ago ~ The Earth is Not Moving! The heliocentric theory, literally โ€œflyingโ€ in the face of direct observation, experimental evidence and common sense, maintains that the ball-Earth is spinning around its axis at 1,000 miles per hour, revolving around the Sun at 67,000 miles per hour, while the entire solar system rotates around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 miles per hour, and the Milky Way speeds through the expanding Universe at over 670,000,000 miles per hour, yet no one in history has ever felt a thing! We can feel the slightest breeze on a summerโ€™s day, but never one iota of air displacement from these incredible speeds! Heliocentrists claim with a straight face that their ball-Earth spins at a constant velocity dragging the atmosphere in such a manner as to perfectly cancel all centrifugal, gravitational, and inertial forces so we do not feel the tiniest bit of motion, perturbation, wind or air resistance! Such back-peddling, damage-control reverse-engineered explanations certainly stretch the limits of credibility and the imagination, leaving much to be desired by discerning minds. If the Earth and atmosphere are constantly revolving Eastwards at 1,000 mph, how is it that clouds, wind, and weather patterns casually and unpredictably go every which way, often travelling in opposing directions simultaneously? Why can we feel the slightest Westward breeze but not the Earthโ€™s incredible supposed 1,000 mph Eastward spin!? And how is it that the magic velcro of gravity is strong enough to drag miles of Earthโ€™s atmosphere along, but weak enough to allow little bugs, birds, clouds and planes to travel freely unabated in any direction?

We must take it on faith as mathematical proof doesn't exist.

N.A.S.A. on Speed:
The Earth's orbital speed around the sun is 67,000 m.p.h.
The sun's orbital speed around the galaxy is 450,000 m.p.h.
The speed of the ground beneath your feet, as a result of the Earth's rotation is
600 m.p.h. at the latitude of Sheffield (53 degrees);

1,000 m.p.h. at the equator.
The Earth travels 584 million miles per year (one trip around the sun); that's

1,600,000 miles per day; 66,667 miles traveled each hour

โ€œThe distance across St. George's Channel, between Holyhead and Kingstown Harbour, near Dublin, is at least 60 statute miles. It is not an uncommon thing for passengers to notice, when in, and for a considerable distance beyond the centre of the Channel, the Light on Holyhead Pier, and the Poolbeg Light in Dublin Bay.  The Lighthouse on Holyhead Pier shows a red light at an elevation of 44 feet above high water; and the Poolbeg Lighthouse exhibits two bright lights at an altitude of 68 feet; so that a vessel in the middle of the Channel would be 30 miles from each light; and allowing the observer to be on deck, and 24 feet above the water, the horizon on a globe would be 6 miles away. Deducting 6 miles from 30, the distance from the horizon to Holyhead, on the one hand, and to Dublin Bay on the other, would be 24 miles. The square of 24, multiplied by 8 inches, shows a declination of 384 feet. The altitude of the lights in Poolbeg Lighthouse is 68 feet; and of the red light on Holyhead Pier, 44 feet. Hence, if the earth were a globe, the former would always be 316 feet and the latter 340 feet below the horizon!โ€ -- Dr. Samuel Rowbotham, Earth Not a Globe!

โ€œThe lights which are exhibited in lighthouses are seen by navigators at distances at which, according to the scale of the supposed โ€˜curvatureโ€™ given by astronomers, they ought to be many hundreds of feet, in some cases, down below the line of sight! For instance: the light at Cape Hatteras is seen at such a distance (40 miles) that, according to theory, it ought to be nine-hundred feet higher above the level of the sea than it absolutely is, in order to be visible! This is a conclusive proof that there is no โ€˜curvature,โ€™ on the surface of the sea - โ€˜the level of the sea,โ€™- ridiculous though it is to be under the necessity of proving it at all: but it is, nevertheless, a conclusive proof that the Earth is not a globe.โ€ -- William Carpenter, *100 Proofs the Earth is Not a Globe๏ปฟ
FENDERLESS SUMMER, the summer that Freddy Fender died...
โ€œHey, Freddy Fender crapped out on October 14th, so go *******!โ€
ย ย  โ€œTurn off the gas valves. I'm coming home in a wiener truck!โ€
ย ย  โ€œAlright, I'll have your guns loaded & *****-trapped to **** you.โ€
ย ย  โ€œThanks Marge. I'm probably going to change my ******
orientation 17 times between here & Monroeville.โ€
ย ย  โ€œSounds good. Eat a chipmunks that looks like me.โ€
ย ย  โ€œI will.โ€
ย ย โ€œThis pointing-loaded-hare-trigger-guns-at-myself habit/addiction is dangerous! If I don't break this habit I'm goin' to be fatally shot!โ€
ย ย  โ€œNo you won't get fally shot, not as long as you're careful.โ€
ย ย  โ€œWill you stuff my casket with rags and do the cha-cha?โ€
ย ย  โ€œNo, or maybe a little bit, if I'm not hot from an ***-rash.โ€
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