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Jun 18 · 16
YOUR SISTER SEEMS OKAY
Do you remember when we had cholera together? We threw up a lot while we fought. The vomiting was bad, the worst bouts of ***** we ever had. I saw your sister yesterday. She still hasn't washed the puke out of her hair.
Jun 18 · 26
THE MEXICAN PROBLEM
The snow fell like corn flakes spray-painted white last night after our knock-down/drag-out fight. I saw you in the exam room with your bruises and lacerations, smiling like a Mexican who just had a baby in Oklahoma. I could've killed you if I wanted to. It's not like Mexican women are rare and few. So now that you're not drunk anymore, we can resume our clingy relationship of **** and *****.
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Compared to females, vaccination by COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in males was associated with an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis. Doi: https://doi.org/10.1101/2021.08.12.21261955
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โ€‹Bell's Palsy After 24 Hours of mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine : The FDA recommends increased surveillance of the vaccines among larger populations. (PMID: 34336436)
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โ€‹Evaluating the relationship between myocarditis and mRNA vaccination: Expert opinion: Myocarditis may be associated with vaccination, through several biological mechanisms. (PMID: 34738500)
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­ยญยญโ€‹Use of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine After Reports of Myocarditis : The CDC has developed patient and provider education materials about myocarditis & symptoms of concern. (PMID: 34237049)
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โ€‹SARS­ยญยญ-CoV-2-Specific IgA in Vaccinated Lactating Health Care Workers: Results show that the mRNA-based vaccines induce SARS-CoV-2-specific IgA & IgG secretion in human milk. (PMID: 34427487)
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โ€‹The risk of myocarditis after receiving mRNA-based vaccines was highest after the second dose in young men. This risk should be considered in the context of COVID-19 vaccination. (PMID: 35076665)
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"Th­ยญe utilization of mRNA vaccines in the context of infectious disease has no precedent. " - Dr. Stephanie Seneff (PMID: 35436552)
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Thยญ­eยญ most devastating neurological post-adenovector-based vaccination complication is cerebral venous sinus thrombosis which is frequently reported in females of child-bearing age. (PMID: 34719776)
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โ€‹D­ยญยญeaths associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. The PEG antibody, an additive in cosmetics & pharmaceuticals (and a component of the vaccine), is assumed to be the main allergen. (PMID: 33895650)
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โ€‹Association of Myocarditis With BNT162b2 Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Children: The long-term risks associated with post-vaccination myocarditis remain unknown. (PMID: 34374740)
Jun 17 · 28
BEYOND
THE SOUTHERN
WALLOF ICE IS:

somewhere to go; somewhere else; somewhere where men
are men and women are too: flopping around, growing
out their hair, wearing enormous condoms.
๐—•๐—จ๐—ฌ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—›๐—ข๐— ๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—š๐—˜๐—ง ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—–๐—ข๐—ก๐—— ๐—™๐—จ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—›๐—ข๐— ๐—˜ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜! ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„'๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ! ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ต ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—›๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜† ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ. ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€? ๐—•๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ธ. ๐—ข๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฏ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜†๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ. ๐—–๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฏ ๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€: "๐— ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—น๐˜†, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜†๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜† ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—›๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜†. ๐—›๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ, ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—œ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜†! ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜. ๐—œ๐˜ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—œ'๐—น๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป."
Jun 17 · 31
In another land...
JOHN BOUGHT SEVERAL THOUSAND REAL ESTATE AGENT CONDOMS after meeting Patty because she didn't want to get pregnant. "Here, put this on and I won't have a baby," she told him even though he hated her so much that it made his left ******* burn like a volcano does before killing a million Hawaiians when they least expect it.
Jun 17 · 48
A BUDDING ROMANCE
RUINED BY BEER

I was scared when Bud Light beer made my bus driver gay. I told
him I wanted to go ice skating, but he took me to a gay bar
instead. I told him my mother wasn't feeling well,
and he said it's because she doesn't
love me anymore.
Jun 17 · 26
THE ICE CREAM RIP-OFF!
On my list is almond dealer, armadillo, zodiacal and Pearl McBroom and I have to finish it by the fifteenth or risk not getting double my money back. I might just order ice cream and not pay for it. People who sell ice cream have more money than God so it's time they got a taste of their own medicine for a change.
Jun 17 · 38
Nigel & Lola
ONE DAY AT THE BASE OF MOUNT EVEREST Lola met Nigel, a handsome mountaineer with a heart of gold. He was from England and had lots of **** warts. "What's wrong?" She asked in a concerned voice. "You wouldn't understand," he answered shyly. "I'll bet it's **** warts," she said like a psychic. "How did you know?" He asked. "I wrote a book called ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜บ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ž๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด," she stated before plunging her hand down his pants to yank an **** wart out. "Jesus Christ! Why'd you do that?!" He screamed in pain. "Shut your cake-hole you ***** or I'll slit your throat!" She shouted while nearby mountaineers ran for their lives.
Donna felt the peacefulness of Lola's warm smile as they climbed to the top of Mount Everest together, hand-in-hand. "Lola, pass the hand lotion," said Donna. "Get it yourself. Who was your African-American last week?" Lola responded.
Jun 17 · 30
THE PUPPY LOVER
Mary? What are your memories of your great grandfather? None because he died 26 years before I was born. And your third cousin Marvin? Never heard of him. Do you like ice cream? Yes. And puppies? Yes. And ice cream with puppies in it? No. Have you been pregnant? No. Why? Because I have no womb, only ******. Where? Several inches below my hips. May I see? No. I'll give you ice cream with puppies in it! You've got a deal!
Donna began writing as a teenager, about other teenagers who lived desperate lives in the vast world of desperate teenagers. Donna's book, ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜“๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜›๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด, chronicles the teenage years of Kerry, a confused teenager and Lola, a mixed-up teenager who longs to escape the bonds of teenage desperation.
Well, firstly, line three should be, "Hand me Big Bob's *** Lotion,"
she commanded her slave, who obeyed without hesitation,
๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต, "Hand me Big Bob's *** Lotion," she commanded
her slave, who ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ without hesitation.
Jun 16 · 28
DREAMING ABOUT JESUS
In my dream I was more famous than Liza Tarbuck, signing my
name on women's *****, eating fried chicken that I didn't have
to pay for until Jesus returned as prophesized and then no-
body offered me ***** to sign or free chicken anymore.
Jun 16 · 32
BRA-FREE TUESDAY
On a blind date Brunch Girl and Supper Boy toured the White House with a mutual friend called Snack Dude. Well, one thing led to another thing and S.D. (Snack Dude) and B.G. (Brunch Girl) began making out under the president's desk. "What's going on under there?" A grumpy security guard asked. "Nothing that you could handle grandpa!" S.D. exclaimed like a pushy bra salesman.
Jun 16 · 35
PROBLEM 14
"I want a stable man! I want a stable man!"
"Shut up you crazy ****!!!"
[Stableman: a person who works in a stable.]
THE TRIP TO POLAND - Carlita had the hots for Boris but she couldn't tell anyone because her lips were too big to form words after the helicopter crash. "Dear Mama," she wrote on a roll of new toilet paper, "I love Boris and there's nothing you can do about it!" Later, after her lips returned to normal, she and Boris took a helicopter to eastern Poland where the people were so stupid that neither of them could believe it. "All those ****** jokes must've come from here," Boris lamented as gerbils fought for their young lives to escape from his ******.
THE MYSTERIOUS POPULARITY OF BURGER KING'S RAT-**** BURGER - Is that a rat-**** burger? It sure is. I heard they're mysteriously popular. They are. My uncle used to *** on flowers before rolling on the ground because he had epilepsy. Your uncle sounds like a really cool dude. He was.

IN THE SONG "Me and Bobby McGee," Janis Joplin warbled: "We sang every song that ****** knew," till Kris Kristofferson had a hissy fit about it. "Alright, I'll change it to ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ!" She said because Willie Nelson was her secret lover.

THE THREE SELFLESSLY-AMAZING THINGS THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU LATELY (1) I lifted you back up from the bottom of the Grand Canyon after you fell into it, hitting the floor at two hundred miles an hour. (2) I bought rock-hard **** implants for you after yours got banged up badly on the canyon cliff rocks. (3) I made passionate love to your sister to ease her troubled mind because she was ****** up in the head very badly before I jumped her bones in the Subaru when nobody was looking.

THE SINGING RAPISTS OF MERCY LAND - Three women, all ex-lesbians, mounted the dead cowboy's naked corpse like pagan animals. "This is sickening," one of them ******* while the other two engaged in lezzy *** even though they weren't supposed to. "I hate all ex-lesbians!" The third cousin of the lead ex-lesbian proclaimed in a naughtily haughty way that made Tom, an ex-lesbian lover, so jealous that he jumped off the tippy top of the Empire State Building several times, nearly killing himself.

UNDER MY SWOLLEN TOE is another swollen toe fused to the upper one. How the **** did that grow there???!!!! It's like a mystery wrapped in an anti-lesbian Christmas card blessed by Jimmy Swaggart.

AFTER DICTIONARIES WERE INVENTED BY NOAH WEBSTER he would run around without pants on, yelling: "Kiss my fat ***, I'm Noah Webster!" People didn't like him for that until years later when Noah Webster, Junior started throwing hot ***** on people at the bus stop.

THE EARLY ELVIS - What's your new song called? "Take off your Underpants Donna." Let's hear it. Do you like it? Yes, it's pretty good. But? But what? Do you really want to use that title? Yes. What would you call it? I'd call it, "Take off your Underpants Stephanie."
Compared to females, vaccination by COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in males was associated with an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis. Doi: https://doi.org/10.1101/2021.08.12.21261955
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โ€‹Bell's Palsy After 24 Hours of mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine : The FDA recommends increased surveillance of the vaccines among larger populations. (PMID: 34336436)
=========================================
โ€‹Evaluating the relationship between myocarditis and mRNA vaccination: Expert opinion: Myocarditis may be associated with vaccination, through several biological mechanisms. (PMID: 34738500)
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­ยญยญโ€‹Use of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine After Reports of Myocarditis : The CDC has developed patient and provider education materials about myocarditis & symptoms of concern. (PMID: 34237049)
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โ€‹SARS­ยญยญ-CoV-2-Specific IgA in Vaccinated Lactating Health Care Workers: Results show that the mRNA-based vaccines induce SARS-CoV-2-specific IgA & IgG secretion in human milk. (PMID: 34427487)
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โ€‹The risk of myocarditis after receiving mRNA-based vaccines was highest after the second dose in young men. This risk should be considered in the context of COVID-19 vaccination. (PMID: 35076665)
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"Th­ยญe utilization of mRNA vaccines in the context of infectious disease has no precedent. " - Dr. Stephanie Seneff (PMID: 35436552)
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Thยญ­eยญ most devastating neurological post-adenovector-based vaccination complication is cerebral venous sinus thrombosis which is frequently reported in females of child-bearing age. (PMID: 34719776)
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โ€‹D­ยญยญeaths associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. The PEG antibody, an additive in cosmetics & pharmaceuticals (and a component of the vaccine), is assumed to be the main allergen. (PMID: 33895650)
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โ€‹Association of Myocarditis With BNT162b2 Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Children: The long-term risks associated with post-vaccination myocarditis remain unknown. (PMID: 34374740)
What my tattoos say about my neighbors (1) that they are good people who deserve a second chance (2) that, although they're sexually depraved, they can be trusted with unsecured loans (3) the communicable (or "catchy") diseases that they spread community-wide don't worry me at all because I believe in Jesus a lot.
Jun 15 · 47
106 years old
Caren Marsh Doll, also credited as Caren Marsh, is an American former stage & screen actress and dancer specializing in modern dance and tap. She is notable as one of Judy Garland's stand-ins in The Wizard of Oz and Ziegfeld Girl. She is one of the last surviving actors from the Golden Age of Hollywood. Wikipedia
Born: 1919 (age 106 years), Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA
Children: 1
Spouse: Bill Doll (m. 1950โ€“1979)
Parents: Lew Morris
Siblings: Dorothy Morris
Height: 5โ€ฒ 1โ€ณ

Diana Armfield
RA RWA MSIA
Born Diana Maxwell Armfield
11 June 1920 (age 105)
Ringwood, Hampshire, England
Education
Bedales, Innes Meo, Paule Marrot
Bournemouth Art School
Slade School of Fine Art
Central School of Art and Design, Bernard Adeney, Dora Batty
Occupation Artist

Edward Field (poet) (born 1924), American poet and author

Patricia Wright Ellis (born July 5, 1921)[1] is an American former actress and dancer, weather presenter, announcer, and commercial spokeswoman who made several film and television appearances throughout the 1950s and 1960s. She also wrote, directed and produced, and was featured in printed adverts and educational videos for which she won awards, including at the Argentine Film Festival.[2] Ellis was the leading lady in the short subject Cuckoo on a Choo Choo, opposite The Three Stooges. She was also an announcer on the late 1950s daytime television series Queen for a Day.
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