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๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ƒ๐ž๐ง๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ค ๐›๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ž. "๐ˆ๐Ÿ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐œ๐ž ๐ก๐ข๐ฆ?" ๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ. "๐–๐ก๐ฒ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ?" ๐“๐จ๐›๐ฒ ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ฌ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ๐› ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ. "๐Œ๐ฒ ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐œ๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ! ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ!" ๐‹๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐ก๐ฎ๐ ๐ž ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ— ๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฆ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ. ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐›๐ซ๐จ๐ค๐ž๐ง ๐ง๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž.
Nov 19 · 37
Gene's magic gun.
๐™๐™๐™š ๐™Ž๐™š๐™ก๐™™๐™ค๐™ข-๐™Ž๐™š๐™š๐™ฃ ๐˜ฝ๐™š๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™Œ๐™ช๐™š๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™Ž๐™๐™š๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ฎ by Gene Kelly is a delightful book about cannibalism and regret that wrecks the reputations of early Hollywood's top-perverts with photographic proof and pious recriminations. So put on your cowboy hat and ******* a ***** for fun in the sun with Gene's magic gun.
Nov 18 · 31
"PUT THE POT DOWN!"
Ordered the crippled ***-washer in an authoritative voice that made Tippy & Dotty flinch. "Okay! Climb down off their ***** already!" A nearby waitress barked. Later, after the floors were mopped, Dotty and the waitress became lesbian lovers big time.
In the movie Don Juan (1973): Bridgette Bardot held a lit cig 3'' from Jane Birkin's bare bush. It happened in a ***** yet no one died; no hairs were singed; no men were implicated; no courses were diverged; no plans were scotched; no blood was transfused...
Chablis is number 2 in wine
White is the cheapest of pine
Bauxite is the hardest to mine
Careful, Natashka, your fork's got a bent tine
Nylon screening comes with substandard spline
Prostrate yourself to digitize my spine
Let us sup as we communalistically dine
No one proceeds to ten without acknowledging nine
Though ivory be brightโ€”ebony do shine
Alice Babette Toklas conceived Gerty F. Stein
Vitamin B17 renders cancer curably benign
Words long-neglected grow hard to define
Around a willing neck is strung a line;
ย ย around the block: electronic soup line
If it be not yoursโ€”it be not mine
Nov 18 · 60
NATURE SPIRIT
What's this Tammy? It's Nature Spirit dog food. I bought it at Walmart. It was on sale. Nature Spirit? Do our dogs like it? They sure do! Jeffrey finished his entire bowl in 4 minutes. Wow! What about Charles? Pretty much the same. Hey? Where are our 2 children: Kennedy and India? They're at school learning to reed and write. You spelled read wrong. I don't care.
Nov 18 · 38
THE LUNCH DATE
Mary was a crazy-*** party animal till she met John, the assistant garden department manager at Walmart. "Would you like to eat a big meatball sandwich with me?" He asked during a lunch break. Mary smiled as her big ******* stiffened like a sponge dropped in the desert after an earthquake. "Sure John," she replied in a girly way as John's big ******* stiffened like a sponge dropped in the desert after an earthquake, something that Mary noticed immediately. "Hey! Your ******* are just like mine!" She exclaimed in amazement. "Yes," John acknowledged in a low voice that totally creeped out a bra salesman who was listening to them from another booth.
Nov 17 · 35
Kuru (disease)
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Koro (disease).
Kuru

Specialty Neuropathology, infectious disease
Symptoms Body tremors, random outbursts of laughter, emotional degradation, gradual loss of coordination
Complications Infection and pneumonia during the terminal stage.
Usual onset Approximately 10-50 years after initial exposure.
Duration 11โ€“14 month life expectancy after onset of symptoms[1]
Causes Transmission of infected prion proteins
Risk factors Cannibalism
Diagnostic method Autopsy
Differential diagnosis Creutzfeldtโ€“Jakob disease
Prevention Avoiding practices of cannibalism
Treatment Supportive care
Prognosis Fatal
Frequency Rare
Deaths Approximately 2,700 as of 2005
Kuru is a rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that was formerly common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is a form of prion disease which leads to tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration. The term kรบru means โ€œtremblingโ€ and comes from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake").[2][3] It is also known as the "laughing sickness" due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the infection.

It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among the Fore people via funerary cannibalism. Deceased family members were traditionally cooked and eaten, which was thought to help free the spirit of the dead.[4] Women and children usually consumed the brain, the ***** in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children.
๐—ช๐—˜๐—• ~ ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป๐—ป๐˜† ๐—™๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ. ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ: ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€. ๐—›๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ, ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ. ๐—›๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ-๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ท๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ. ๐—›๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—น๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—น -- ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป "๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฝ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜," ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ "๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ." ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—ฉ๐—ถ๐˜‡ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ (๐—๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ/๐—๐˜‚๐—น๐˜† ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ), ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป๐—ป๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ด๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด, ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—น ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜. ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ (๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜), ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฉ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น, ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป๐—ป๐˜† ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ "๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ" ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ.๏ปฟ
Our love is a small dog
unable to make it with a large dog.
We float in apple juice on the street of life.
Your left foot is off-color.
Am I **** in a bikini?
I can't pretend.
If I were taller I would sell my shoes
and switch to boots.
Nov 17 · 35
Proposition G8
DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO
BECOME A BEER SALESMAN!
Join others in the **** world of selling beer to people!
No experience is necessary. Hurry to learn, first-hand,
what it's like to sell beer to people before it's too late!
Nov 17 · 43
THE END IS NEAR!
Ball-twisting fun can be yours for 23%-off or no money down. Just pay 45 easy payments of $57 per week for 72 weeks or $99 per day for 3 years and you'll be sitting pretty in the most comfortable chair ever made! Built by dangerous Pygmy cannibals on an island somewhere, this chair features a built-in meat grinder and sinew stripper! You'll be eating people raw in no time with no questions asked, so hurry now or go to bed alone with an ex-lesbian with short fingers.
Take a moment out of your day to EXPERIENCE WHAT IT'S LIKE! Are you a woman or a man? Do you have insomnia? Are your nose hairs too long? Are you scared of the Empire State Building? Me too. Let's find Jesus together! He's out there, filling the hearst (I mean hearts) of people who are scared of the Empire State Building with joy and tranquility.
Are you experiencing unwanted ******* pain? Do your teeth fall out when you're experiencing unwanted ******* pain? Have you ever been sedated during surgery only to wake up in the recovery room with unwanted ******* pain? Unwanted ******* pain is no joke and it's even worse now since a man is defined as anyone who identifies as one. For example: "Sister! What's wrong?!" - "I'm experiencing unwanted ******* pain!"
Nov 17 · 25
[8/14/24]
THE BALCONY-CLIMBER - How are you making a living? You aren't still "balcony-climbing" are you? What's wrong with that? Nothing unless you lose your grip. Listen, I've fallen billions of times. The secret to not getting hurt is to fall on fat women. They'll break your fall better than any air mattress will. It still seems iffy to me. Watch me tomorrow. If I fall it'll be from 70 feet. I've got 2 fat ***** in the parking lot. I can't miss. I'll hit 'em squarely. One'll be killed instantly but I'll be fine. Okay, if you say so. Got any bread? Sure, bottom drawer. Thanks. My sister was a **** till a "balcony-climber" smashed her flat. Yes that was me.
Nov 16 · 47
๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ'๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—›๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—–๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐˜† ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป': ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—›๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ & ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ & ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.
๐—š๐—ผ๐—ฑ'๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—›๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—–๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐˜† ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป': ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—›๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ & ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ & ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

Nov 16 · 23
Men aren't believed.
A woman's accusation is gold. She needs to prove nothing.
Singer Hazel O'Connor (in late 2017) accused Benny Hill of
an interlude of romantic impropriety that took place in
1976. O'Connor offers NO PROOF and she can produce
NO WITNESSES. Benny Hill died at age 68 in 1992.
Who knows what tomorrow will bring? But if you want your **** plumped and waxed there's no time like the present. Are you tired of working a million hours per day? Do you hate everybody? You need a good ****-plump and wax! I use the same method that made Joe Biden senile. It's fun and easy. 50%-off if you come in tomorrow. Hurry up or else!
I don't find myself, in bleached skin, hearkening back to bein' black
& living the life of Riley in West Bellaire's draftiest tar-paper shack
with Wonder Woman Lynda **** Carter scratching ****** my back
because the cleavage I got isn't as wondrous as her fantastical crack
that rides cabooses through Indore on an Indo-Euro fascistical track
over the impossible curvature of our shooting, masonical ball Earth
as it spins one thousand miles-per-hour at its fattest Equatorial girth
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
The surgery will be paid for by the government. No repeat
applicants! Once the surgery is completed you must
answer to the name Larry for 1 full year.
Nov 15 · 19
Sea of Peace
MOVE A TATTOO FROM 1 PART OF YOUR BODY TO ANOTHER! New tattoo technology allows you to do this from the privacy of your home or in a Texaco men's room! Join the 7 million people who have already done this and receive 25%-off on your next purchase of an electric collar that trains dogs to shut up at night.
Nov 15 · 19
FREE BRAIN X-RAY!
I will X-ray your brain for free while you casually eat cucumbers.
It's all part of my plan. Join now and receive a 45%-off card and a
large watermelon for nothing. [Warning: Don't shoot these guns
because they are for military purposes only: killing foreigners.]
Nov 15 · 34
PAY ME! I'M MYSTICAL!
The tarot card reader said: "You're worried or somebody
else can be worried..." which means: anybody and
everybody in the world can be worried.
Make delicious dog food with your own dog food company!
Stop waiting in line for dog food! Just make it yourself with
your dog food company! Call now and get 30%-off!
[Never talk to your ex-wife again! Simply make her
eat dog food that you put poison in. Problem solved.]
**** BIKINI ISLAND - How would you like to live underwater with my brother? Don't take your bra off yet! It's not easy to live there. My brother is deaf but still enjoys swimming when sharks are eating his feet. Don't be afraid of that. You can throw rocks at them.
Make delicious dog food with your own dog food company! Stop waiting in line for dog food! Just make it yourself with your dog food company! Call now and get 30%-off! [Never talk to your ex-wife again! Simply make her eat dog food that you put poison in. Problem solved.]
Nov 14 · 35
AUTOMATIC SOCK-REMOVER
Here, take this pain-reliever. It'll relieve your pain. Hold still
while I ******* this automatic sock-remover to your foot
like the rich people do. Don't move or it'll tear your toes off.
Easy to set up! 2 separate rooms, each with an Olympic-sized
swimming pool that holds 660,000 gallons of water. Setting
up this tent is a breeze! Comes with plastic tent stakes
and commemorative Mark Spitz gold swimming metal.
Nov 14 · 22
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908
ENJOY A NEW MATTRESS FOR THE PRICE OF 3 DOG-TRAINING LESSONS at Hector's Mexican Mattress Shop! Hector has been making mattresses with his wife LaToya for many years, ever since their house burned down from a mattress fire. Come in now and get 40%-off!
Everyone wants to nig freely, in the hospital or on a yacht with a special woman who ******* infrequently. Nobody likes nig restrictions, especially before Christmas. "When I nig I do so with pride and a longing to nig comfortably on my yacht or in the hospital," Nelson Mandela said, moments before his prostate exploded.
nigged; nigged; nigging; nigs
: renege, revoke
nig

2 of 2
transitive verb
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variants or nidge
nigged or nidged; nigged or nidged; nigging or nidging; nigs or nidges
: to dress (stone) with a sharp-pointed hammer
Nov 14 · 22
PORCH-CHICKS ARE SEXY!
Remember when we were young teenagers how we'd sing teenage love songs to each other till our vocal cords snapped? Remember how I used to sit on the porch and throw pieces of the porch at porchless neighbors just to show off till they went insane and had to be committed to insane asylums for years? Remember? Those were fun times back then, back when we were young teenagers discovering the importance of having a porch.
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