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Negroids will swarm into the country like locusts, ravaging all
things; taking liberties with snow queens; slathering vegetables
with hot pepper sauce; stretching out 10-pack packs of ******
with their enormous schlongs. And, Jesus will return
to wage war on the marauders: taking back the
******; diluting the hot sauce; dressing
the wounds of pink-nippled maidens.
โ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐ
โ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐโ˜ค โœ โšฐ
Nov 27 · 25
Kmart will return!
THE SNOW FELL LIKE IVORY SNOW SOAP FLAKES on Kate & Jake as they made passionately-**** love behind an abandoned Kmart. "I wish Kmart were fiscally sound again," Kate mumbled after Jake touched bottom. "Easy," Jake warned, "Kmart's downward spiral began with 2 desperate lovers hitting their gynecological bottom while snow fell like Ivory Snow soap flakes on their passionately-**** bodies." Kate smiled at that, pleased that Jake's passionate concern for Kmart sizzled like red-hot tangerines in the belly of his soul.
โ€œYou'll not butcher this kitten!โ€ She exclaimed forcefully. The butcher looked at her with steely eyes. โ€œI will **** that kitten and drink its blood!โ€ He said. โ€œHold on there a minute!โ€ George Bush hollered. โ€œMy wife will **** you if I tell her to.โ€ Barbara lifted her leg to scratch where it was itchy when Jeb walked in. โ€œWhat's going on?โ€ Jeb asked. โ€œThis butcher thinks that he can butcher kittens in front of me!โ€ Barbara explained. โ€œThat's not right!โ€ Jeb whimpered. Barbara took Jeb's manly hand. โ€œSon,โ€ she whispered, โ€œyour father and I have always been deeply in love with each other a lot.โ€ Jeb looked directly into Barbara's 2 eyes. โ€œI know, Mother, but I have the hots for ******* women.โ€

Nov 26 · 28
Fred MacMurray
The tattoo of a ****** on my left foot is devoid of vaginal sensation.
June's female rib bone was delicious because the bony-rib meat just
fell off June Haver's rib cage, before Fred MacMurray jogged home
with loads of potatoes to make home fries & upside-down tater pies
thickened by dry starch given to play players in a gay march in May
when June was meek & mental & ****** a Japรณ Ken doll that had
yellow, buck-tooth rental fangs made by Oriental Dental in Kendall
across the road from a sheepish brain surgeon with acute, traumatic
brain-root damage that meanly afforded menace to fleecy lamb rage
HAPPY TIMES AT LOWE'S - Shopping carts at Lowe's are
protected by bombs. "When one of our shopping carts goes
beyond the 400-foot perimeter, it explodes. The bomb is
a quarter-stick of dynamite. There will be needless
carnage till our thieving customers wise
up," owner Fred Lowe stated.
Nov 26 · 21
Eating Crayons
I hadn't heard of such goings-on before attending my first
crayon-eating party. The hostess was passing out crayons.

"Have a crayon," she said, offering
to me a crayon from a tray.

"What do they taste like?" I asked.

"Are you some kind of ******* ******?"
She demanded to know.
A rich man has died tuning forks with grape jelly, his arms were stiff,
his chubby thighs & beer belly. He laughed his final **** & farted his
latest laugh, after entertaining worthless nurses of the medical staff.
Nov 26 · 27
โ†“
I numbered the lesbians just like they do in the hospital, 12 through 87. Now, take for example number 76. She's on the round side, low to the ground and copiously tattooed. That's why she's 76. Okay, the one marked 31 has freckles on her **** and thin limbs, so she's in the 30-plus class. It's not difficult when you think it through.
(January 25, 1961 โ€“ November 26, 2023) was an American novelist. He is known for a series starring Serge A. Storms, a mentally disturbed vigilante anti-hero who rampages across Florida enforcing his own moral code against a variety of low-life criminals.
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Nov 25 · 30
TEEN-ACTIVATION WEEK
LIKE A SOLDIER FIGHTING THE CAMP STOVE OVEN OF
DEATH SIX MONTHS AFTER EASTER Jacques Cousteau
unwound the bandages from his ****** wounds. Sailors
beware! Everybody beware! Skanks too! Jack ain't never
turning his back on gerbil-inserting sailors again!
๐“ž๐“• ๐“ฃ๐“ž๐“ฃ๐“๐“› ๐“Ÿ๐“๐“ข๐“ข๐“˜๐“ž๐“ ๐“˜๐“ ๐“๐“›๐“›๐“”๐“–๐“—๐“”๐“๐“จ ๐“’๐“ž๐“ค๐“๐“ฃ๐“จ

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Nov 25 · 25
BARBARA
Bush, though dead, still had enough common sense to know the difference between a dog collar and a cat comb. "Listen!" She commanded in demoness form: "I'm a dude-worthy ex-lady who has talons for finger-nails and more ***** friends than I need!" Later, after a million rectums were examined by ex-proctologists who rafted to Key West from Havana, Papa Bush laid down some mean jazz grooves that made dead skanks want to live again.
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Nov 24 · 26
THE ARMS ARE GONE
I was so glad to see you alive and not dropping dead from diseases and stuff. You look well. What happened to your right arm? I didn't see it. Were you hiding it behind your other arm? I didn't see it either. Do you even have arms anymore?
Nov 24 · 34
HURRY UP
or you'll be late for your abortation at the abortuary! Okay, I just need to put on my abortation-friendly pants. They're pretty tight. Will you be able to even get an abortation with those on? I hope so. Why don't we do a dry run? I'll get the shop vac.
Nov 24 · 30
I shall shower alone
(no police surveillance)

There are no photographs of a globe, only composed images
(painted compositions) from N.A.S.A. No one can produce
an uncontained atmosphere bordering a vacuum.

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„
โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ­โ–ˆโ–ˆ
โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—ค

You stole my heart
like a Chinese surgeon

Tripling my chances at love
Your twin triplet sisters are ****!

Doubling my chances at love
Your twin sister is ****!
๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ (๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ) ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ž๐ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐•๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ˆ๐ง๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐‚๐จ๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง: ๐Œ.๐’.๐†., ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ข-๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ณ๐ž, ๐ฉ๐ก๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฅ (๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐š ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ญ), ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ๐๐ž๐ก๐ฒ๐๐ž (๐œ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ซ ๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐š๐ฅ๐ฆ), ๐š๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ฆ (๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐œ๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐š๐ฅ๐ณ๐ก๐ž๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ซโ€™๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ข๐ณ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ), ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง (๐ญ๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐ž๐ฒ, ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ, ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ง๐  ๐๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ž, ๐ ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ก), ๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐, ๐œ๐š๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐Ÿ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ, ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ฌ, ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐›๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ฌ, ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ž (๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ง๐š๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก ๐ซ๐ž๐ฆ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ), ๐ง๐ž๐จ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐œ๐ข๐ง (๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐›๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐œ) ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐œ๐ข๐ง (๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐›๐ข๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐œ). ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ (๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ, ๐š ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฏ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ, ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐ข๐ง โ€œ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐žโ€ ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ, ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ง๐ž๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ž ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐š๐ฌ ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ง๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž). ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž, ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ค๐ž๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐  ๐ค๐ข๐๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž, ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ซ๐ฒ๐จ, ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐Ÿ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ฅ๐จ๐ข๐ ๐œ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ (๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ), ๐ฉ๐ข๐  ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐, ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐š๐›๐›๐ข๐ญ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ž๐, ๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐ข๐ ๐ก. ๐€ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐Ÿ”% ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐ž๐๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ง ๐š๐œ๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐‚.๐ƒ.๐‚. ๐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘% ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐‚.๐ƒ.๐‚. ๐ ๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ข๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ž๐ง ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž. ๐–๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐œ๐ž๐ง๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ž ๐ฉ๐ž๐๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ%.ย ย ๐€๐ง๐š๐ฉ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฅ๐š๐ฑ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ž, ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž-๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐œ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง. ๐ˆ๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐œ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐ฌ๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ž ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐œ ๐ญ๐จ, ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ซ ๐›๐ž๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ.
Are those genuine ******* cowboy boots? They are!
They're a gift from my ****. I love them. Are you
wearing ******* socks? Yes, of course.
๐๐š๐๐œ๐จ๐œ๐ค Home Furniture
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Furniture chain also selling mattresses, electronics, appliances & seasonal items, such as grills.
Service options: Has assembly service
Address: 6175 ๐๐š๐›๐œ๐จ๐œ๐ค St SE, Palm Bay, FL 32909
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Closed โ‹… Opens 9โ€ฏAM
Phone: (321) 676-1351
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