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๐“๐“ธ ๐“š๐”‚๐“ต๐“ฎ, ๐“˜ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ. ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ'๐“ผ ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“น๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“น๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ฎ. ๐“˜ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ผ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ฎ ๐“ช๐”€๐“ช๐”‚. ๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ป, ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป'๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท. ๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ผ, ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€, ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ ๐“ฝ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐”‚-๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐”‚๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฎ๐”-๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ซ๐“ฒ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ฎ๐”๐“ฌ๐“ฎ๐“น๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐”€๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ท๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ผ. ๐“—๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ, ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ฟ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ฟ๐“ช. ๐“˜๐“ฝ'๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป, ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“’๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ต๐“ผ ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ข๐“น๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ. ๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ผ, ๐“˜ ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€.
May 10 · 53
THE EARLY ELVIS
What's your new song called? "Take off your Underpants Donna."
Let's hear it. Do you like it? Yes, it's pretty good. But? But what?
Do you really want to use that title? Yes. What would you
call it? I'd call it, "Take off your Underpants Stephanie."
Three women, all ex-lesbians, mounted the dead cowboy's naked corpse like pagan animals. "This is sickening," one of them ******* while the other two engaged in lezzy *** even though they weren't supposed to. "I hate all ex-lesbians!"ย The third cousin of the lead ex-lesbian proclaimed in a naughtily haughty way that made Tom, an ex-lesbian lover, so jealous that he jumped off the tippy top of the Empire State Building several times, nearly killing himself.
OF BURGER KING'S RAT-**** BURGER

Is that a rat-**** burger? It sure is. I heard they're mysteriously
popular. They are. My uncle used to *** on flowers before
rolling on the ground because he had epilepsy. Your
uncle sounds like a really cool dude. He was.
OF HER DEAD BOYFRIEND JOHNNY

Becky, don't cry. Johnny's in a better place now. What? He was
eaten by Pygmy cannibals. He's making the big turn in the large
intestines of 14 ***** midgets right now. Yes, but he died
doing what he loved to do. Yes, he always wanted to be
Pygmy ****. See? Now you're feeling better. Here,
take these illegal drugs that I stole from my
***** ghetto **** Jamaal Duwayne
Jackson, Junior. Thanks. Will they put
me to sleep? Oh yeah, permanently.
May 9 · 43
THE BOWLING ALLEY
OWNER WITH THE
FREAKISHLY-ELONGATED
*******

Hi Tim. How's the bowling going? Not too good. As you know,
my ******* is freakishly-elongated. Yes, my sister told me.
Your sister? How would she know? She's a urologist who
handles scrotums a lot. Oh. What's her average
bowling score? It's low, but not as low as your
freakishly-elongated ******* of course.
Is it safe to shower without a bikini on with an ex-lesbian? Yes, ex-lesbians are not interested in the **** bodies of luscious women in their late teens and early twenties. How can I be 100% sure that an ex-lesbian is not a lesbian anymore? There are many ways to do this that are inexpensive. Ask to see her ex-lesbian promise card (make sure the most recent month is "punched"). Can an ex-lesbian be trusted with my bank card code and extra car keys? Yes, ex-lesbians are trustworthy. My cousin is an ex-lesbian, and I don't trust her because she poaches alligator eggs and smuggles counterfeit Flintstone vitamins. I understand.
"It's All in the Game" is a pop song whose most successful version was recorded by Tommy Edwards in 1958. Carl Sigman composed the lyrics in 1951 to a wordless 1911 composition titled "Melody in A Major", written by Charles G. Dawes, who was later Vice President of the United States under Calvin Coolidge. It is the only No. 1 single in the U.S. to have been co-written by a U.S. Vice President[1] or a Nobel Peace Prize laureate (Dawes was both).

The song has become a pop standard, with cover versions by dozens of artists, including Cliff Richard whose version reached No. 2 in the U.K. in 1963.

Edwards' song ranked at No. 47 on Billboard's 2018 list of "The Hot 100's All-Time Top 600 Songs".[2]
๏ผฆ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ ๏ผ“๏ผ
๏ผน๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผณ

๐“๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐š ๐“๐ž๐ง๐ 
29 January 1953
to 8 May 1995
I was married to a fireman for 56 years and he was very attentive.
I agree Shirley, my husband was a fireman, and he always knew
how to douse my womanly desires. My fireman boyfriend
would grab me like a **** and make sweet love
to me for hours and hours until I was totally
worn out. One day, while I was eating a
cookie, my fireman lover cornered me
behind a dump truck and for the next
3 minutes we enjoyed the pleasures
of ****** ******* together
and with his brother.

Listen to me because I'm only going to say this a million times! Well, you don't have to listen each time I say it because a million times is a lot of times to say something. Jesus, I forgot what I was going to say.
Johnny's new wheelbarrow was barely ***** when Connie, his ex-lesbian step-sister, dropped by for 3 hours of unorthodox loving. "Give it to me like my ex-lezzy lover used to!" She demanded. "Okay, but first try out my new Mormon wheelbarrow while I hide behind my bomb-proof shelter!" Johnny advised like he was the most generous step-brother in the world (not counting Hunter Biden).
May 7 · 56
2 horrifying dilemmas
EATING PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE CANNIBALISM - John Lennon represented youth, muscular youth, the kind of youth that could **** a person. Yes, yes. But what about unemployment? And joblessness? I agree. These are 2 horrifying dilemmas, but we shouldn't let our swollen ***** stop us. Well, mine does. I can barely get off the toilet from a seated position. Me too. The other day I was stuck for 2 weeks and I nearly died. If a neighbor woman hadn't stolen my wallet, I'd be unemployed right now. Yes, me too.
May 7 · 77
๐—œ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜, ๐—œ'๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„. ๐—ฌ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ.
๐—œ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜, ๐—œ'๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„. ๐—ฌ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ.

THE DAY I NEARLY DIED FROM A MONKEY-BITE - I was
petting my monkey lovingly like I always do when a
hurricane hit suddenly. Wisely, I pushed him away
but not quickly enough. Out of total simian fear
he bit me on the ankle so I killed him and
sold his carcass to local monkey butchers.
May 7 · 53
DOGE
I've noticed that on Facebook marketplace recently, people are writing $1,000 ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, which means $1,000 or more than $1,000 as ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ $1,000 is a better offer. It's uncommon for anyone to offer more than the asking price. It's doubtful that someone would offer $1,200 when the asking price is $1,000. Facebook Marketplace is not an auction house after all. It used to be that people would write $1,000 or best offer, meaning: an offer that's obviously the closest to the asking price yet, expectantly less than $1,000. And of course, there's the confusion that many folks have with the decimal point. People believe (incredibly) that .50ยข is the same as 50ยข and will argue the point. Any number that's to the right of a decimal point is a fraction of a whole number. A dollar is $1.00 and half of a dollar is $.50 (also known as 50 cents) and a dollar and a half is $1.50 (also called a dollar-fifty). The novel .50ยข would be half of a cent (penny), while 50ยข is 50 pennies. I don't agree with the notion that public school teachers are underpaid.
I'm trapped in a loveless union with sixteen Sumatran string
bikini models and I'm miserable. I wish I was in East
Pittsburgh where the hail is bigger than the Eiffel
Tower and the women are clap-
ridden *****-skanks.
East Pittsburgh is a borough in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, United States, approximately 11 miles (18 km) southeast of the confluence of the Monongahela and the Allegheny rivers at Pittsburgh. The population in 1900 stood at 2,883, and in 1910, at 5,615. As of the 2020 census, the borough population was 1,927,[4] having fallen from 6,079 in 1940. George Westinghouse erected large works there which supplied equipment to the great power plants at Niagara Falls and for the elevated and rapid-transit systems of New York City. Nearby, the George Westinghouse Bridge over Turtle Creek is a prominent fixture in the area, which is very near the borough of Braddock.
Mister Bob, with the extra scoop of ice cream it'll be three dollars and sixty-seven cents. What?! Three dollars and sixty-seven cents?! That's outrageous! Prepare to die! Just kidding. Here's three hundred thousand dollars. Holy Christ Bob! I thought you were going to **** me for a minute there. Thanks for the three hundred thousand dollars. Now I can get my ****** surgically tightened.
(the extra R's are for dramatic effect)

Great Pyramid of Giza-sized hail fell today on East Pittsburgh causing minor property damage. "Well slap my *** and call me Bonnie! I ain't never seen hail like this before. We got hail last year that was the same size as the Washington Monument, and I thought it couldn't get any bigger than that!" Mayor Tyrone Jamaal Jackson, Junior exclaimed.
HOW TO TREAT DEAD SECTIONS OF YOUR NECK [Sorry, but I like my popes really ****. But hey! That's just me.] - When you're alone or by yourself is the best time to treat dead sections of your neck. Take my hand and together we'll become hand buddies, always eager to lend a hand. Take my foot. Look at how many toes are on it. Feel the magic of my other foot. Drink the wine that flows from my winery of ecstasy like when a soldier returns after a war to kiss you passionately on the lips when you're not looking at him.
Long before tires became radial, women without common sense roamed the land: tumbling down steep embankments, eating noodles in the ****. One day, sixty and a half trillion centuries ago (or thereabouts), a youthful woman (no older than 31) took a swim in the Amazon River alone, without her friend Tina. Tina was a plump gal with long blonde arms and a small philtrum that made men want to have lunch with her till she puked. "Tina!" Mona called, concerned but not frantic. "I have a lovely bunch of Mexican men for you, 50% drug dealers, 34% junkies!" Later, after Tina washed her ******, she walked off a cliff and was okay because it wasn't very high up and the ground was soft because several ponies just took a gooey **** there.
It's a sledge-hammer, not a birth-control device Tanya! You can't
pull rabbits out of a hat that weren't there to begin with! Here,
take this lawn mower blade and tuck it into your bikini
******* like men in England did with swords a long time
ago before lunch boxes were invented and chant: "Starsky
and Hutch! Starsky and Hutch!" till your bra rots off.
Each time Mary would bend over in black
bikini ******* Dan would smile because
he knew that after his promotion he'd
have enough money to buy black
bikini ******* for himself, so he
wouldn't have to waste valuable
time looking at her anymore.
May 5 · 46
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—œ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—œ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ! ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†!
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—œ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—œ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ! ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†!

May 5 · 235
๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง! ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜†? ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜†? ๐—ก๐—ผ, ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. ๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด, ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€.
๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง! ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜†? ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜†? ๐—ก๐—ผ, ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. ๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€, ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ด, ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€.

May 4 · 41
SAM WALTON WAS GAY!
It's Homosexual Day at Kmart! Kmart?! They're all gone! So? Kmart isn't just a business, it's a frame of mind, a mental concept where homosexuals can come together for 24 hours! Have you never wondered what the world would be like if more people shopped at Kmart? No. Me too till now. A world of loyal Kmart shoppers could sink Walmart. No more bowing to Sam Walton! No more hiding your homosexuality in Walmart's garden department! Yes, a world where a man can be a man with another man. Let's pray to the god of our choosing that every day be celebrated as Homosexual Day till we get hit by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour.
May 4 · 45
OUR BED-BLED LOVE
She tried to ****** me when I wasn't looking and a little bit when
I was. Our love for each other was so warmly affectionate and
affectionately warm that when she ordered me
to climb down off her *** I did so eagerly.
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