THE MYSTERIOUS POPULARITY OF BURGER KING'S RAT-
**** BURGER - Is that a rat-**** burger? It sure is. I heard
they're mysteriously popular. They are. My uncle used
to *** on flowers before rolling on the ground be-
cause he had epilepsy. Your uncle sounds
like a really cool dude. He was.

is three miles east of Eden
.
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀʙʙᴀ makes me wanna die like a fruit fly on fly-blown paper. She's got a **** that won't stop shaking when she's making fake love with my dumb cousin whose foul mouth's forever cussin.' Oh, delicious Abba woman, I'll love you till you crap-out in God's sweet kingdom of Sweden, three miles east of Eden.

A TOILET TOO FAR AWAY made messing up the floor probable (even likely). "It can't be done," youthful cadet Jimmy Carter said a hundred years before crapping-out because he was insane. Nobody doubts that, not even people who usually would; people who eat dirt cookies in Haiti and rinse their calf muscles with white gas (also known as Coleman fuel). ******* pagans! Saying bad stuff about Jesus! They ought to be ashamed! Hanged upside down on a cross then set ablaze!

OF HER DEAD BOYFRIEND JOHNNY

Becky, don't cry. Johnny's in a better place now. What? He was
eaten by Pygmy cannibals. He's making the big turn in the large
intestines of 14 ***** midgets right now. Yes, but he died doing
what he loved to do. Yes, he always wanted to be Pygmy ****. See?
Now you're feeling better. Here, take these illegal drugs that I stole
from my ***** ghetto **** Jamaal Duwayne Jackson, Junior.
Thanks. Will they put me to sleep? Oh yeah, permanently.

Urinate on a picnic table and mail it to Denver for a full reading.
With just 1 picnic table and 3 ounces of ***** we'll be able to
trace your ancestral lineage back before Eve trapped
Adam in a snake-crazy marriage.

𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗫-𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗕𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗦 - 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻
𝗲𝘅-𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝟮𝟯 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗮
𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲. 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿
𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻, 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀. 𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝗮𝘀
𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝘅-𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻, 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝘀
𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆-𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗲
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱
𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀.

orthomolecular therapy

Take 500 m.g. of flush-free niacin with each meal and your depression and insomnia will go away. Niacin is also known as vitamin B3. Niacin (that ISN'T flush-free) WILL cause a false allergic "flush" (red/itchy skin) that usually lasts 15 minutes. Reseach Doctor Abram Hoffer who wrote many books about successfully treating alcoholism & psychoses with vitamin B3.

Tragedy 1: Problems in Vietnam. Look out Bob! It's a Vietnamese soldier! This place is full of them. I saw a Cambodian fellow yesterday who looked so much like a Vietnamese guy I couldn't believe it. Yes, I know where you're coming from. One day this war will be over and the Vietnamese and Cambodian people will live in total harmony, just like Lyndon Johnson always wanted. What about Spiro Agnew? How come you never talk about him? Don't do it Bob! You know I don't like him. Sorry, it's just that Spiro gets no credit for anything anymore. Yesterday I dreamed that he and I were lovers, in Venice, on a boat eating ravioli, kissing and hugging and exchanging Christmas cards and everything. That's beautiful. Maybe you're right? Perhaps my opinion on Spiro Agnew is all back asswards?

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