During an ex-lesbian exhibition (or exposition) at the library, Tanya & Tammy decided to become ex-lesbians immediately. From now on, no more of "that." That night as the crickets made noise, and the toilet gurgled nonstop, Tanya turned to whisper advice to Tammy: "Ex-lesbian activity can be taught. The other day I found a shopping cart with a pizza in it, so I ate it. I had never eaten a shopping cart before, but I did it without hesitation." Tammy smiled sweetly parting her lips just enough for Tanya to do "stuff." Jimmy, who had been secretly listening on the far end of the bed, suddenly had an epileptic seizure. "Quickly Tammy!" Tanya exclaimed. "Steal the money from his wallet!" And later, after the twitching stopped, Tammy & Tanya took Jimmy's stolen money and drove to the nearest ex-lesbian dance hall to enjoy a little "one-on-one" to the disco music of the late Olivia Newton-John.