The Lesbian Toe-Feeler...It's been a normal day. Thanks for letting me feel your lesbianism. You felt my toe, my fourth toe. I know, but I could see how it sparked your lesbian curiosity. No it didn't. Shall I touch your other toes? Okay. The Active Lesbian...Are you an active lesbian? Yes, I belong to 28 lesbian organizations. So do I. Then you're a lesbian like me? No, I'm not a lesbian. You're not a lesbian? I'm not. Then why are you a member of 28 lesbian organizations? I don't know. What kind of coffee is this? It's Cool Lesbian Roast. I blended it myself. It's great. It's got a cool, lesbian-roasted quality to it. Thanks, I appreciate the compliment even though I'm not a lesbian. Well neither am I! Would you like another cup? I sure would! This is the greatest lesbian-blended coffee I've ever had and I ought to know, let me tell you! Hey, wait a minute! You said that you're not a lesbian! I'm not.

Here's the synopsis: VIRILE MAN IMPREGNATES 100-YEAR-OLD WOMAN - baby born in record time - becomes president of Albania - wages war against Greece - adopts monkey - names him Carl - assassinated by dark-eyed Gypsy maiden - THE END

HOW TO STOP A GAY GYM TEACHER - Hey! I said NO! Are you deaf and gay or just deaf?! HOW TO STOP YOUR GAY GYM TEACHER FROM BEING GAY - Just cut it out! I'm here for physical activity that does not include ******* with a gay gym teacher! HOW TO CONVINCE A GAY GYM TEACHER THAT YOU WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS - Hey, gay boy! Over here, behind the other gay gym teacher! HOW TO SUE A GAY GYM TEACHER TO RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS - Look out! There's a lawyer in the parking lot and he's 500 billion times more gay than my gay gym teacher! Do you like restaurant equipment? I have several crude sketches that I made of restaurant equipment yesterday. If you want to purchase them, they're fifty dollars each. I also sketched a gay gym teacher.

Ball-twisting fun can be yours for 23%-off or no money down. Just pay 45 easy payments of $57 per week for 72 weeks or $99 per day for 3 years and you'll be sitting pretty in the most comfortable chair ever made! Built by dangerous Pygmy cannibals on an island somewhere, this chair features a built-in meat grinder and sinew stripper! You'll be eating people raw in no time with no questions asked, so hurry now or go to bed alone with an ex-lesbian with short fingers.

The day began with a horrific explosion at the ******* toy factory, killing dozens of ******* toy workers. Later, after the dead body pile was 100 feet high, Jesus returned to Earth like the Bible promises. "What's going on here?" He asked in Italian (for some reason). "Well," a local ******* toy user began to explain in Romanian (which is pretty close to Italian only prettier), "as you can see Mister Jesus, large numbers of homosexuals were killed from an explosion." Jesus smiled, showing off a full set of perfect teeth: "I will resurrect all of the dead ******* toy workers right now and return the factory to how it was before the explosion." The local ******* toy user was elated. "Thank you Mister Jesus," he said sincerely in a tone of voice that would touch the hearts of millions of people watching on T.V. till they died.

You are so wonderful that I can't believe it. Your eyes are like huge ***** on a dinosaur glistening in the sun on a beach far away 3 days after Kwanzaa. Your nose reflects the glow of the moon like a garden tool manufacturer eating onions with his gay lover in Pittsburgh on the fourth of July. Your smile lights up the men's room as if your teeth and lips were made of large piles of cow manure evenly spread over the roof of a new Toyota Corolla.

(I mean fresh) tantalized young Héctor Sánchez from Norway a lot.
1 Wednesday, as Donna was stuffing a turkey with her bare hands,
Hector walked in. Donna offered to do the same thing to him, but
he was too scared and ran back to Sweden (I mean Norway).

John sold micro-toilets for people with miniature bowels and urinary bladders. 1 day as 3 customers were taking test-****** & *****, Joe Biden hobbled into the shop with a bewildered look on his face. "What do you want?" John asked poignantly. Biden just blanky stared at him like he was totally senile.

DONNA'S EX-LESBIAN TIRE-CHANGING TOOL made Tommy squirm like a ****** in a blast furnace. "Holy Jesus!" Tommy exclaimed as the ex-lesbian part of the tire-changing tool made him squirm like a ****** in a blast furnace. Oh yeah, I already said that.


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could not be brought back to life, no matter what. "I'll do C.P.R. on him," Johnny, Donna's ex-lesbian lover's neighbor offered. "No, Johnny, but thanks," Donna replied somberly. "Anyway, I've got an appointment to have ex-lesbian *** for six dollars per hour. I wanted seven. But what can I do? I have a yacht payment."

and she could be thrown off steep hillsides and be A-okay. 1 day her lover, a notorious ex-lesbian named Charlotte, tried to force her into ex-lesbian *** for five dollars per hour. "Pay me seven bucks per hour or go to hell!" Donna yelled from her huge yacht that she took costly vacations on in France.

I was hopelessly in love with you and tried everything to get your attention from having my legs shortened to having my arms lengthened and nothing worked. Now that I'm seven years older I will try one more thing. Tomorrow I'm having my ear lobes sewn to my lips. If this doesn't get your attention I'll return to Detroit to shack-up with a large gang of violent ex-lesbians.

Pentacel is a vaccine indicated for active immunization against
diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis, 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗺𝘆𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀 and invasive disease due
to Haemophilus influenzae type b. Pentacel is approved for use as
a four dose series in children 6 weeks through 4 years of age (prior
to 5th birthday).

The following adverse events were included based on one or more of the following
factors: severity, frequency of reporting, or strength of evidence for a causal relationship
to Pentacel.
• Cardiac disorders
Cyanosis
• Gastrointestinal disorders
Vomiting, diarrhea
• General disorders and administration site conditions
Injection site reactions (including inflammation, mass, abscess and sterile
abscess), extensive swelling of the injected limb (including swelling that involved
adjacent joints), vaccination failure/therapeutic response decreased (invasive
H. influenzae type b disease)
• Immune system disorders
Anaphylaxis/anaphylactic reaction, hypersensitivity (such as rash and urticaria)
• Infections and infestations
Meningitis, rhinitis, viral infection
• Metabolism and nutrition disorder

• If Guillain-Barré syndrome occurred within 6 weeks of receipt of a
prior vaccine containing tetanus toxoid, the risk for Guillain-Barré
syndrome may be increased following Pentacel.

According to the Associated Press, Dr. Jonas Salk co-authored a clinical trial that "injected experimental flu vaccine in male patients at a state insane asylum in Ypsilanti, Mich., then exposed them to flu several months later." The victims of this medical experiment were described as "senile and debilitated," meaning that obtaining their rational consent to participate in such experiments would have been impossible. And that means Dr. Jonas Salk -- one of the most highly-worshiped figures throughout modern medicine -- was conducting this trial in violation of medical ethics and in violation of the law.

WEB: Drug companies and regulators have long known about the harmful effects of the oral polio vaccine that includes the live virus. In 1976, vaccine inventor Jonas Salk admitted to the United States Congress that the live polio vaccine was the “principal if not sole cause” of all reported polio cases in the U.S. since 1961, according to Salem News.

"The vaccines have a tendency to trigger antibody-dependent enhancement. The vaccine actually enhances the virus’ ability to enter and infect your cells, resulting in more severe disease than had you not been vaccinated." ~ Dr. Joseph Mercola

I thought a lot on toys I got, what I paid for but never bought. I saw
you at a world's fair like everyone who was there from everywhere,
watching children disappear, combin' ***** curls into straight hair.
All hand grenades waft to 1 side on the grenade-lobbing slide when
a good woman tries & her grip slips & her lips trip & Jesus returns.

I TOTALLY AGREE COMPLETELY about killin' new, black mold
Take selenium & your heart will be 100 before your valves are sold
to porcine heart buyers hog tied in Chicagoland's slaughter shimmy
Turkic (Turkish somewhat) chicks are Mongoloidal enough to hold
my interest (among other things)...energy ex vacuo, gimme gimme!
as poems'll wax cardiologically to ameliorate my pain when I'm old
½ dead, ½ naked in the ½ mast wing of ****** Mary's angelical fold

Donna wanted to look more like Darrell Waltrip than she already did so she rafted to Alaska to take 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴. Her doctor examined her in a dismissive way. "Miss Jones, it's going to take months for me to make you look more like Darrell Waltrip than you currently do." Donna was devastated by the prognosis. "Doctor, exactly how would you make me look more like Darrell Waltrip than I currently do?" The doctor looked out the window at Negroes ransacking Target. "That's easy enough. I'd simply remove the sections of your face that don't look like Darrell Waltrip." Six months later Donna rafted back to California to a surprise birthday party hosted by Darrell Waltrip who was secretly in love with her. "Oh Darrel," Donna cooed when they were having ****** ******* in bed together, "I don't know where your body ends and mine begins because we look so much alike." Darrell smiled, exposing 5 rotten teeth up front. "I'm not really Darrell Waltrip. I'm a hobo who just pretends to be." Donna smirked. "My name's not Donna Jones. I'm really Daryl Hannah from the movie 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩 and you're under arrest for impersonating a race car driver!"

Heather's tight bikini ******* intrigued Roger like she was from another century. He'd give a million dollars to feel her soft nether portions against his ***** thrill-hammer, but she was the wife of his ****-buddy Jeff who was likely a homosexual. If only Heather & Jeff weren't siblings? But there was nothing to be done, except extract vital D.N.A. hormones from either of them or both to create a better version: a 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 or a 𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 (or a brother/sister hybrid). "Look out there!" Roger demanded as he stuffed his peanut butter sandwich with a jellyfish. "Where?!" Heather exclaimed. 10 days after that a large gynecologist was found dead in the river. He'd been doing gynecological work when the Mafia killed him for reasons unknown.
   With ******-hardening projection Lenny Bruce injected morphia into his left ****** and it hurt worse than anything the Beatles ever did to each other. Later, elephants in pink mini-skirts appeared to dance on ice in a rink plated with stainless steel that glistened brighter than 100 trillion midgets eating tuna sandwiches in a replica of the 𝘛𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 even though it was the 𝘖𝘭𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘤 because the ships were switched for insurance fraud purposes.
   Sandy took the submarine sandwich and hid it quickly in her purse before Rambo knew what was what. Let's amscray," she whispered to Tony. "Right," he whimpered back. After an hour of walking along the tracks, Sandy suggested that they share the food in her purse. "Where'd you get a purse like that? It's cold enough to refrigerate sandwiches yet hot enough fashionably to be accepted by young fashion models who possess a keen sense of style," Tony observed. "Why don't you just shut up before I plant my foot up your gerbil-warming ******?" Sandy asked. "Fair enough," Tony replied with a grin that made his ******-gerbil scratch fiercely.

𝗗𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆, 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗺𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘅-
𝗲𝗱 & 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 𝗞𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄?
𝗪𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 & 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗺-𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗱
𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝘅 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗼𝗿𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗺-𝘄𝗮𝘅 𝘁𝗮𝘅
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘅'𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗮, 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗮'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘅,
𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗮'𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝘂𝘁-𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲: 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲𝘀; 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿
𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘆; 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗩𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗮𝘆;
𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝗯𝗮𝗿; 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗮 𝗷𝗮𝗿;
𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗸; 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝘂-
𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱-𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘅𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗼𝗿𝗸.