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26m ยท 10
The Queen of Australia
2h ยท 19
Laurie Bird
(September 26, 1953 โ€“ June 15, 1979) was an American actress. She appeared in three films during the 1970s, two of which were directed by Monte Hellman. She was romantically involved with Hellman and Art Garfunkel, committing suicide in the latter's apartment by taking an overdose of ******.
I was isolated and alone when I broke away from the nudist colony that loved humane nakedness more than inhumane winter jackets. It's been a long time in coming (as the expression once went). It's been everything and then some: mostly seasonal; primarily unreasonable.
Me and Bobby McGee
Song by Janis Joplin
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ส™แดœ๊œฑแด›แด‡แด… ๊œฐสŸแด€แด› ษชษด ส™แด€แด›แดษด ส€แดแดœษขแด‡, waitin' for a train
When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained
And rode us all the way into New Orleans
I pulled my harpoon out of my ***** red bandana
I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues
Windshield wipers slappin' time, I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew
Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', don't mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free, no-no
And feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
You know feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
From the Kentucky coal mine to the California sun
There Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather, through everything we done
Yeah, Bobby baby, kept me from the cold
One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine
Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me, yeah
But feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
That feelin' good was good enough for me, mmm-hmm
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
La-da-da, la-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Bobby McGee, yeah
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La, la-la-la-da-da- Bobby McGee, oh yeah
La-da-da, la-da-da, la, da-da, la, da-da
La-da-da, la-da-da, la-di-da
Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, lo-da-da, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Hey now, Bobby now, now Bobby McGee, yeah
Well, I wanna call him my lover, call him my man
I said, I call him my lover, did the best I can, come on
Hey now, Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, a Lord, oh
Hey-hey-hey, Bobby McGee, Lord
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kris Kristofferson / Fred L Foster
Helium
Track 4 on Superball+ EP

Sep. 19, 1995

I am an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an e-le-phant

You are Tintin
You are anything
You are Tintin
I'm not Tintin

You are seraphim
You are se-ra-phim
You're not seraphim
I'm not seraphim

'Cause Iโ€™m an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an elephant

๐ˆ ๐๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ง๐š ๐๐ข๐ž
๐ƒ๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ
๐€๐ง๐ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ
๐“๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ

Four
Six
Eight
Ten
Twelve

I'm an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an e-le-phant

You're my lover and I'm Mathilda [?]
You're my lover and I'm Mathilda [?]

Sha la lalala
Sha la lalala
La la lalala

'Cause Iโ€™m an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an elephant

๐ˆ ๐๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ง๐š ๐๐ข๐ž
๐ƒ๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ
๐€๐ง๐ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ
๐“๐จ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ

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Ten
Twelve
The Adventures of Tintin (French: Les Aventures de Tintin; [***โ€ฟavษ‘ฬƒtyส dษ™ tษ›ฬƒtษ›ฬƒ]) is a series of 24 comic albums created by Belgian cartoonist Georges Remi, who wrote under the pen name Hergรฉ. The series was one of the most popular European comics of the 20th century. By 2007, a century after Hergรฉ's birth in 1907,[1] Tintin had been published in more than 70 languages with sales of more than 200 million copies,[2] and had been adapted for radio, television, theatre, and film.

The series first appeared in French on 10 January 1929 in Le Petit Vingtiรจme (The Little Twentieth), a youth supplement to the Belgian newspaper Le Vingtiรจme Siรจcle (The Twentieth Century). The success of the series led to serialised strips published in Belgium's leading newspaper Le Soir (The Evening) and spun into a successful Tintin magazine. In 1950, Hergรฉ created Studios Hergรฉ, which produced the canonical versions of ten Tintin albums. Following Hergรฉ's death in 1983, the final instalment of the series, Tintin and Alph-Art, was released posthumously.
is considerably higher now than it was during World War 2 in Europe and North Africa because throughout the second half of 1944 Adolf ****** was dropping bombs on lesbians constantly.

TATTOO WAR - Betty's ***-tattoo surprised John as she was so against tattoos in the past. "I didn't know you had an ***-tattoo," he mumbled. "Yes. Isn't it beautiful?" She ventured. "It doesn't go well with your ****-tattoo," he observed cruelly. "Oh yeah! Well, it' a whole lot better done than your *******-tattoo!" She exclaimed loudly. "What's wrong with my *******-tattoo?! At least it doesn't clash with my ***-crack tattoo!" He replied angrily.
6h ยท 22
THE SNOW IS WHITE!
On the day of our wedding in the forest I want to ride on the backs of wild bears and eat rattlesnake eggs and *** on ant mounds! I want to return to nature and jump off cliffs and use boulders as pillows!
8h ยท 7
BETWEEN SHAMPOOS
Hello! I'm Big Mike Jackson, Senior Professor of Lesbianism at South Lesbian University in Lesbian, Florida and I'm here today to discuss lesbianism. Most non-lesbians are in the dark when it comes to lesbianism and would rather ignore the practice. I would like to tell you the story of Martha, a senior lesbian with 65 years of lesbian experience under her bath robe. When she was a teen lesbian, lesbianism was illegal and punishable by 4 years in an all-lesbian prison. Several of Martha's neighbors were lesbians and nobody knew about it (except the chief of police who was also a lesbian, so he didn't rat them out). 1 day, at the lesbian shampoo factory, a "smart" meter exploded killing 12 lesbian shampoo bottlers. What is lesbian shampoo anyway? Lesbian shampoo is an exotic blend of "pro-lesbian" ingredients that will leave your hair feeling vibrant and homosexually inclined. Don't worry though, because the feeling is only temporary. Between shampoos, use Big Frank's Lesbian Conditioner to keep your hair soft and manageable.
โ€œAutism rates in the U.S. went from 0.1% (1 in 1,000) in the early 1990s to 0.9% (1 in 110) between 1999 and 2006, to 1.5% (1 in 68) in 2014, to 2.8% (1 in 36) in 2023.โ€ โ€• Paul Thomas, ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜น ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ด: ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ˆ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด & ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜“๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ฆ
about Julia Roberts falling in love with a ****** who
inserts gerbils up his ****? Me neither. It looks
pretty good though. Maybe I'll see it one day
after I have exploratory brain surgery.
1d ยท 17
THE WORST MORNING
AFTER A HORRIFYING DREAM

I woke up feeling like a ***-crazed ****** in love with cranky business women! What can be done? My toes curled around each other and my two fallopian tubes connected to each other like they used to be connected to each other without help from ex-gynecologists. It was a trillion times bloodier than a million billionaires in a knife-fight with a billion millionaires!
I feel more typically girly than I typically do, must be the concentrated rat manure. It's better folded back unless you have diminished hearing in your right ear. How's that? Better. Don't bend it that way. I learned that you should never bend it that way in gynecology college. I can't because it sticks to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter. But even so: it's a great time to be a homosexual.
1d ยท 43
EVIL EXPOSED
The excess of deaths during these early post-vaccination periods was statistically significant. A review of the medical literature substantiates a link between vaccines and sudden unexplained infant deaths. PMID: 34258234
2d ยท 28
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ. ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜? ๐—•๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†. ๐—œ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ด๐˜†๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฒ.
๐—œ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ. ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜? ๐—•๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ. ๐——๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†. ๐—œ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ด๐˜†๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฒ.

2d ยท 35
"We're All Grown Up"
Words & Music: Hazel O'Connor

Ah come on
Let's go
Let's all play mums and dads, come on
Where do babies come from, mum?
Shut up you naughty boy
And put your clothes back on

[Chorus:]
Mucky pup, cover up
Strip it down, cover round
***** muck, cover up
Look at us we got cover plus
'Cos we're all grown up, we're all grown up
Peel off black nylon in the red light
Silly old men leer through their gun sights
Naughty girl turn round
I'll show you what's right

[Chorus]
***** muck, cover up
Strip it down cover round
***** muck, cover up
Strip it down cover round
***** muck, cover up
Strip it down cover round
Mucky pup cover up
Look at us got cover plus, look at us got cover plus
We're all grown up, we're all grown up
Why don't you go and fix your face, up good
Why not buy some paint and hide your wood worm good
But let the children play the way they feel and should
***** muck, cover up
Strip it down, cover round
Mucky pup, cover up
Look at us got cover plus
***** muck, cover up
Look at us we got cover plus
'Cos we're all grown up, all grown up
All grown up [Repeat to Fade]
2d ยท 32
POPE ANDREWS
Will this shampoo make my beard softer than deer ****-hair? It sure will. It's been tested on unemployed assistant zoo administrators. What about my aunt? She has medical problems that have baffled ex-gynecologists for years. Don't fret. Let me take your aunt into my confidence and together we'll make the next pope sexier than Julie Andrews.
had a medical certificate that allowed her to be bare-breasted while administering the affairs of the zoo. Nobody questioned that but 1 day, while she was scrubbing her ******* with anti-chafing ointment, the zoo's assistant administrator Nig McJohnson suddenly fell in love with her and a few short minutes later they were locked in romantic embrace. "Oh Nig, how I've longed for your manly touch," Ann, the administrator cooed. Nig smiled at her passionately. "Your gold teeth are so precious," Ann continued, while Nig unleashed the mega-sensual powers of an assistant administrator.
Conclusions: This population-based study of 3 million residents in Italy suggested that mRNA vaccines were associated with myocarditis/pericarditis in the population younger than 40 years. According to our results, increased risk of myocarditis/pericarditis was associated with the second dose of BNT162b2 and both doses of mRNA-1273.  [PMCID: PMC9333264]
3d ยท 27
Joan and Carol
My Review of ๐‘พ๐’๐’“๐’๐’… ๐‘พ๐’‚๐’“ ๐‘ป๐’˜๐’ ๐‘ณ๐’†๐’”๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’‚๐’๐’” (1953) - The movie's pretty good. There are lots of battle action scenes that don't involve lesbians. I was disappointed that the main lesbian was very short and hard to see when the ship dipped below a wave. I liked the pillow fight scene between Joan and Carol, even though they didn't have lezzy *** or anything.

TWIN SISTER ARSONISTS - I had a microscopic girlfriend, no bigger than a germ who had large feet that were small and firm. Her twin sister was larger than her, twice the size of Raymond Burr. I loved them both as often as I could, even after they set fire to Kennywood.
THAN JOHNSON & JOHNSON!

I don't buy copies of record albums when record albums
are available. Me too. I bought one the other day
when nobody was manning the cash register.
Some sticklers call it shoplifting.
3d ยท 26
LIFE IN WYOMING
Tina was stacked up like a mountain since her lower back developed a crack. "Stand up!" Pete demanded when nobody was looking directly at him for some reason. "I can't!" Tina protested even though her **** was perfectly normal. "How's your ****?" Vicky asked like she was a nurse, which she wasn't. "It looks good from here," Donna butted in while her big **** took up half the couch. Carl smiled. His big teeth were so fake that everybody wanted to **** him. "I'm going to Wendy's for a rat burger," Fred T. Jenkins informed the group, even though they were partially deaf in one or two ears.
THE RABID NEIGHBOR - Tammy stood firm to block Kirk, whose animal lust made him Pittsburgh's number one stud muffin. "I'm not moving till you grease my drive shaft!" He exclaimed defiantly as Tammy unhitched her Winnebagos in front of Agnes, her best friend's neighbor with rabies. "Back up!" Kirk warned. "That crazy ***** has rabies!"
3d ยท 27
300 other words
I DREAMED THAT I LIVED IN AN APARTMENT HIGH ABOVE LAKE MICHIGAN and each morning I'd look out my big window and see nothing but Lake Michigan. The lake filled my window. One morning though this wasn't the case. It was Tuesday and I was working the second shift in homicide division. Anyway, I rose from bed and looked out the window and JESUS!!! Lake Michigan was gone!!! I asked my neighbors about it and they didn't know what happened, some of them hadn't even heard of Lake Michigan. I was very confused and baffled and puzzled and 300 other words that mean the same thing.
MY PREDICTIONS (1) Candy made of raw cabbage and boiled beets will replace chocolate as the world's favorite treat. (2) Women with extra toes will replace women with too few toes in Armenia's national guard. (3) Long penises will be ignored as gay French pornographers focus entirely on ****-width. (4) Pepsi will become indistinguishable from Coke.
ANY HAIR PROBLEM that isn't as bad as my diseased baboon's ****-
hair means nothing to me and my baboon, as we're a baboon family,
living in the forest, eating stray cats and worshiping forest
god Silvanus (the **** deity with ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ด in his name).
"I like to wax my carrot by myself when nobody's taking pictures of me!" Kyle snapped angrily at his second cousin Ingrid who enjoyed family-reunion picnics, Coke mixed with Pepsi, and marital advice from commies. "Alright! Alright! Climb down off my freckled *** cheeks!" She snapped back like she was the younger sister of that blonde chick from Abba.
๊œฑแด˜แด€ษดแด‹ษชษดษข แด€ ๊œฑแดกแด‡แด…ษช๊œฑสœ แด„แดแดœ๊œฑษชษด
สแดแดœษดษข แด‹สสŸแด‡ แดแด€ส€แด›ษชษด สœแด€แด… แด€ ๊œฑแด›แดœแด…แด‡ษดแด› สŸแดแด€ษด แด›แด แด„แดษด๊œฑษชแด…แด‡ส€ แดกสœแด‡ษด สœษช๊œฑ ๊œฑแด‡แด„แดษดแด… แด„แดแดœ๊œฑษชษด ษชษดษขส€ษชแด… แด€แด˜แด˜แด‡แด€ส€แด‡แด… แดœษดแด‡xแด˜แด‡แด„แด›แด€ษดแด›สŸส ๊œฐส€แดแด แด‡แด€๊œฑแด›แด‡ส€ษด ๊œฑแดกแด‡แด…แด‡ษด แดษดแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› แดกสœษชสŸแด‡ สœแด‡ แดกแด€๊œฑ แดกแด€๊œฑสœษชษดษข สœษช๊œฑ แด˜แดœแด…. "แดกสœแด€แด› แด€ส€แด‡ สแดแดœ แด…แดษชษดษข แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ แด˜แดœแด…?" ๊œฑสœแด‡ แด€๊œฑแด‹แด‡แด… แด€สŸสŸ ษชษดษดแดแด„แด‡ษดแด› สŸษชแด‹แด‡. "แดสœ, แดŠแดœ๊œฑแด› แด›ษชแด…สษชษดษข ษชแด› แดœแด˜ แด€ สŸษชแด›แด›สŸแด‡," แด‹สสŸแด‡ แด€ษด๊œฑแดกแด‡ส€แด‡แด…. "สœแด‡ส€แด‡, สŸแด‡แด› แดแด‡ สœแด‡สŸแด˜. ษชษด ๊œฑแดกแด‡แด…แด‡ษด แดกแด‡ แดœ๊œฑแด‡ แด€ สŸแด€ส€ษขแด‡ ส€แด€ษข แด›ษชแด‡แด… แด›แด แด€ แด„แด€แดแด˜แด‡ส€ แด›ส€แด€ษชสŸแด‡ส€ สœษชแด›แด„สœ," ๊œฑสœแด‡ ษชษด๊œฐแดส€แดแด‡แด… แดกษชแด›สœ แด€ สœแด‡แด€สŸแด›สœส ษขส€ษชษด แด€๊œฑ สœแด‡ส€ ษดแด€ส-ษดแด€ส๊œฑ ๊œฑแดกแด€สแด‡แด… ส€สœสแด›สœแดษชแด„แด€สŸสŸส สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ส แดœ๊œฑแด‡แด… แด›แด ษชษด ๊œฑแดกแด‡แด…แด‡ษด แดกสœแด‡ษด ๊œฑสœแด‡ แดษชสŸแด‹แด‡แด… ส€แด‡ษชษดแด…แด‡แด‡ส€ ๊œฐแดส€ สœแด‡ส€ แดœษดแด„สŸแด‡.
4d ยท 18
MY TRIPLE MURDER TRIAL
I want to be a semi-invalid and eat peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches a lot. I want to climb to the top of the Empire State Building with no clothes on and then put lots of clothes on and then push three people off the roof and then plead insanity at my triple ****** trial.
You know Byron, it's a great time to be a homosexual. I know, but not as great as it used to be, especially 5 years ago when homos were flying high, higher than blimps. I had a hernia back then so I couldn't enjoy being a homosexual as much as you did. I know that's right. My uncle was alive then. Was he a homosexual too? What do you mean: ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ? Oh nothing. I celebrate your homosexual denial. It's like having rabies and lupus at the same time. That's true.
Despite almost 90 years of widespread use of aluminum adjuvants, medical science's understanding about their mechanisms of action is still remarkably poor. PMID: 21568886 DOI: 10.2174/092986711795933740
5d ยท 33
ONE DAY
it became obvious (even apparent) to me that I MUST hypnotize my **** neighbor to make her into my obedient love-slave. Hey neighbor! Hey! Come here and see my new hypnotizing kit from Kmart. Kmart? Didn't they go belly up? Yeah, but I got it just before they did. Oh. Now, look deeply into my eyes. Hey, wait a minute! Are you going to make me your love-slave through hypnosis? Yes. Okay.
I was petting my monkey lovingly like I always do when a hurricane hit suddenly. Wisely, I pushed him away but not quickly enough. Out of total simian fear he bit me on the ankle so I killed him and sold his carcass to local monkey butchers.
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