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Thoughts of suicide, during psychosis, are physiological manifestations of vitamin-deficit maladies. Happy sentiments about love mean nothing. Beriberi (the vitamin B1 deficiency) fosters melancholia. Pellagra (the vitamin B3 deficiency) fosters melancholia. People contemplating self-****** should be put on B1 & B3. Their blood sugar should be checked, as well as thyroid function.
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They stay home a lot: boiling ***** on the stove, making comic death threats. was flagged by other members as 'Inappropriate/Obscene'. It will not be available for others to read until our community moderators have reviewed the flags.
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- 8h
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BLACK LIVES MATTER & STUFF THAT HAPPENED WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ~ I awoke from the brutal punches to my face. My girlfriend just kept punching me in the face and with each punch she would scream, โ€œBlack lives matter!โ€ This went on for several minutes, โ€œBlack lives matter! โ€œBlack lives matter!โ€ until I kicked her hard enough to knock her unconscious. She lay twisted between the bed & nightstand where I continued to kick her in the ribs while yelling, โ€œNo they don't! No they don't!โ€
- 8h
He took papal liberties with me that I didn't like so much in the beginning. But now I accept his catholickal/catholicistical ways as fatherly.

It's Kung Fu in reverse, the adoration & the adulation that paces me
across sad, fairy-land meadows where I chase fairies of race fantasy
Pry wide your gob, goofy goober, wolfin' waffles in the men's room
ain't never got 1 ****** locked up for gay pimping, we can presume
A clock's ticking *****, like a sticking stitch stuck in a witch-*** snit
on the bald nog of a drained chimp **** from the massacre at Tikrit
Green rhymes with spleen & a spleen that has gone green is seen as
being badly corrupted by a putrefyingly-deadly, infarcting gangrene
Suicidal tribes, I think who link upon the brink must not, of course,
drink pink ink from a sink as it could push bowel twist knot & kink
- 11h
I just saw Disney's ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜Ž๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต and it wasn't as good as the original cartoon from 1937. Rancid Daycare played the ******, and she was so spiteful that I put my ******-replacement plans on hold.

THE LAND OF VEGETABLES AND NAKED WOMEN - The **** nakedness and the naked ****** of unclothed women frightened Paco as he lumbered north to freedom and endless possibilities. One day soon he'd be covered in naked women and fresh vegetables in the land of plenty as his friends in Venezuela starved to death with no naked women covering them.
- 11h
THE ******* ZOO ADMINISTRATOR had a medical certificate that allowed her to be bare-breasted while administering the affairs of the zoo. Nobody questioned that but 1 day, while she was scrubbing her ******* with anti-chafing ointment, the zoo's assistant administrator Nig McJohnson suddenly fell in love with her and a few short minutes later they were locked in romantic embrace. "Oh Nig, how I've longed for your manly touch," Ann, the administrator cooed. Nig smiled at her passionately. "Your gold teeth are so precious," Ann continued, while Nig unleashed the mega-sensual powers of an assistant administrator.
- 11h
For Sale: JAN BRADY MANNEQUIN from the original ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜บ ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ T.V. series, comes with sixteen authenticated Jacques Cousteau ****-straps autographed by Ted Knight (star of ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ & ๐˜›๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜Š๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต) - $2,000 (U.S.)
- 12h
was an ex-lesbian from Canton (the city in Ohio). One day, as they were both revving their car engines, Juanita threw a beer bottle at a cop who was squatting behind a fire hydrant taking a **** (the cop, not the fire hydrant, was taking a ****). "You can't throw a beer bottle at a cop *******!" The ex-lesbian neighbor exclaimed because she was a crazy-*** cop-lover.
- 12h
WORMS absorbing each other is not what worms do; absorption, adsorption, climbing up and down my *** like crazy-*** people. As soon as I get where I'm going I'm going back.

MA AND PA SAW THE RAW FLAW IN UTAH ****** LAW- Daddy, what makes the wind go so fast? Is it the weather chick on T.V.? Is it her largeness and beauty, or her big ones where most women have small ones? I love the open spaces that Utah has and the women there who wear loads of underwear because it's colder than an ice cube frozen in another ice cube.
- 13h
Jimmy knew that people who stare at the moon become ***-criminals
eventually and he was scared, especially since joining The Fraternal
Order of People Who Stare at the Moon. "I don't know what I
was thinking," he confessed to Steve, a close ****-buddy.
- 13h
During an ex-lesbian exhibition (or exposition) at the library, Tanya & Tammy decided to become ex-lesbians immediately. From now on, no more of "that." That night as the crickets made noise, and the toilet gurgled nonstop, Tanya turned to whisper advice to Tammy: "Ex-lesbian activity can be taught. The other day I found a shopping cart with a pizza in it, so I ate it. I had never eaten a shopping cart before, but I did it without hesitation." Tammy smiled sweetly parting her lips just enough for Tanya to do "stuff." Jimmy, who had been secretly listening on the far end of the bed, suddenly had an epileptic seizure. "Quickly Tammy!" Tanya exclaimed. "Steal the money from his wallet!" And later, after the twitching stopped, Tammy & Tanya took Jimmy's stolen money and drove to the nearest ex-lesbian dance hall to enjoy a little "one-on-one" to the disco music of the late Olivia Newton-John.
- 13h
The I.R.S. demanded my *****-enhancement story or else! Okay, okay. I was orphaned at 4 when I was young, living on cottage cheese in a city far away. My mother was dead, dead tired. My daddy was a gifted homosexual who hated men. One day, when I was 27, dad went to work at the Colgate factory and never came back. 2 hours later my favorite tooth fell out and I swallowed it. It was pretty good, but I didn't have enough teeth to last for more than a week at 13 meals per tooth. Anyhow, dad came home and mom was so happy that she kissed him on the porch instead of the lips. That porch still stands with kiss-marks all over it. Someone told me that I needed ***** surgery to make me more beautiful than I already was so I hopped a train for ***** City where all the good ***** surgeons are. Shortly thereafter my favorite high school gym teacher was eaten by cannibal Pygmies, and I cried for 3 months.
- 1d
I loved you a million times more than your half-sister ever did before you backed over me with your Mack truck. "Sorry," you said. "Are you okay?" You asked. "Sure, I'm fine. I'll feel better after I have my crushed legs amputated." I replied, emotionally hurt and wondering about our future together.
- 1d
Young Kyle Martin had a student loan to consider when his second cousin Ingrid appeared unexpectantly from eastern Sweden one night while he was washing his pud. "What are you doing with your pud?" She asked all innocent like. "Oh, just tidying it up a little," Kyle answered. "Here, let me help. In Sweden we use a large rag tied to a camper trailer hitch," she informed with a healthy grin as her nay-nays swayed rhythmically like they used to in Sweden when she milked reindeer for her uncle.
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