During childhood Danny witnessed the deaths of nine family members because of a water heater that filled the house with fatal smoke each time it fired up. "I'm going to order a water heater from Lowe's that doesn't produce so much deadly smoke," he told his mother, who was coughing due to smoke inhalation. Later, a smoke-free water heater was expertly installed in the basement but surprisingly the entire house filled up with "water heater smoke" two hours later anyway. "I can't understand it!" Danny exclaimed before realizing that it wasn't the new water heater belching smoke. It was the old one which was still where it had always been. Angrily Danny loaded his deer rifle and walked across the street to ****** Bob, the neighborly homosexual who was suffering from 4 very painful **** fissures.

I inherited a 5-foot-tall plaster statue of 2 standing **** lovers face-to-face in passionate embrace. My mission: pry them apart. First, I greased them at connection points with Walmart's TOP TRUCKER GEAR **** (heated on a gas stove). Second, I inserted thin chisels between them and 3 pry bars at strategic touching points. Let the separation begin! Update: All is not well. I cracked the exposed left **** of the chick and maybe the guy's ******* (if he has one). I decided at that point to call in Bob, my homosexual neighbor who's recovering from four deep **** fissures. "What should I do next to separate the lovers?" I asked. He just stared blankly at me, likely unable to respond because of excruciating **** fissure pain.

​"Children’s face masks increase carbon dioxide 6-fold over acceptable levels." -- Dr. Ron Brown (July 1, 2021)

​WHO: “face masks are not required, as no evidence is available on its usefulness to protect non-sick persons.” WHO: “cloth masks are not recommended under any circumstance” -- Baruch Vainshelboim

​PMID: 32285928 : The flu is more significant in the cloth mask group than in the medical mask group or in the group that did not wear masks.

​University of New South Wales: "Respiratory infection is much higher among healthcare workers wearing cloth masks compared to medical masks. Cloth masks should not be used." (22 April 2015)

​PMID: 32285928: The virus may survive on the surface of the facemasks...double-masking & other practices increased the risk of infection because of moisture, liquid diffusion and pathogen retention.

​"WHO officials do not recommend mask-wearing for healthy members of the general population." -- Linda Lacina, Digital Editor of the World Economic Forum (30 March 2020)

Mask Warnings and Disclaimers ~ Masks are not designed or intended to prevent, mitigate, treat, diagnose or cure any disease or health condition, including COVID-19/Coronavirus.

Warning label on a box of surgical masks: "This product is an ear loop mask. This product is not a respirator and will not provide protection against COVID-19 and other viruses or contaminants."

Mask Warnings and Disclaimers ~ Masks are not designed or intended to prevent, mitigate, treat, diagnose or cure any disease or health condition, including COVID-19/Coronavirus.

WHO says that 1.8 billion people are infected with T.B.: an airborne transmissible, respiratory disease. 10 million ill & 1.5 million died in 2019...yet we don't wear masks for T.B.

PMID: 32542946 : Surgical face masks are designed to be discarded after single use. As they become moist they become porous and no longer protect. Indeed, experiments have shown that surgical and cotton masks do not trap the SARS‐CoV‐2 (COVID‐19) virus, which can be detected on the outer surface of the masks for up to 7 days.

Let's go to the movies! I don't know. My ****** is killing me. Oh come on, Martha! Listen Abe! I'm in agony here! Well, I can't go all by myself! What would Thomas Jefferson and his ***** girlfriend say?! Oh, alright then! I'll just put a hot towel in my bikini briefs. I hope the movie's a short one.  It's at the Honda Theater across the street. Okay, I'm ready. Abe? Abe! Oh my God! Abe's shot himself in the head twice! Is he dead?! Who said that?!

What should we call ourselves? How about THE ***** BOYS? Yes, that's pretty good but since we like to sing songs about surfing, we should call ourselves THE BEACH BOYS. Hey! That's a zillion times better than THE ***** BOYS! I know. That's why I suggested it.

On the backs of farmers ride the urbanites who target to pillage
Leftwardly along the left-handed path bores not a missed turn
Through a borough, a hamlet, a class-2A city and a dumpy village
it's legislated to fluoridate each brook, well, spring & cistern
without regard to code, codex, exception or percentage of millage
Should I lance, squeeze, ablate, extirpate or let this cyst burn?
Helpless dejection, abject poverty, silken hose put me in a mood
to wring the necks of stolen chickens; to raise cats on dog food
I rise not by the sun in perigee, nor by the tolling of a church bell
not by Nicky of Cusa on squaring circles or the harrowing of hell
Dermatologically, chiggers and mites nourish by parasitic function
So unlike priests & bishops who decree extreme Catholica unction
It's the affront, prayer-toil & misery what feeds a cold compunction
Hydrogen peroxide is keen for punctured wounds & blisters busted
For disinfecting Negroes and Hebes who muse with brown mustard

Becky knew the gynecologist was concerned but it didn't matter because she was a wild child who partied down with criminal Negroes, and she didn't give a greasy **** who objected. "I'm going to the ghetto to thrill my homies," she told her back-up gynecologist who handled things when her primary gynecologist was in a coma. "You better not," Sarah Burgundy warned. "I was in the ghetto yesterday and the mood's pretty ugly there."

When I was smaller (before the x-rays) I couldn't reach anything on the top shelf anywhere. I was alone except for the people who followed me everywhere. I had a mole on my nose that my brother fed to his snake. Beastly little mole, like a chinchilla except not as gerbil-friendly as a real gerbil.

Compared to females, vaccination by COVID-19 mRNA vaccines in males was associated with an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis. Doi: https://doi.org/10.1101/2021.08.12.21261955
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​Bell's Palsy After 24 Hours of mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine : The FDA recommends increased surveillance of the vaccines among larger populations. (PMID: 34336436)
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​Evaluating the relationship between myocarditis and mRNA vaccination: Expert opinion: Myocarditis may be associated with vaccination, through several biological mechanisms. (PMID: 34738500)
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­­​Use of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine After Reports of Myocarditis : The CDC has developed patient and provider education materials about myocarditis & symptoms of concern. (PMID: 34237049)
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​SARS­­-CoV-2-Specific IgA in Vaccinated Lactating Health Care Workers: Results show that the mRNA-based vaccines induce SARS-CoV-2-specific IgA & IgG secretion in human milk. (PMID: 34427487)
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​The risk of myocarditis after receiving mRNA-based vaccines was highest after the second dose in young men. This risk should be considered in the context of COVID-19 vaccination. (PMID: 35076665)
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"Th­e utilization of mRNA vaccines in the context of infectious disease has no precedent. " - Dr. Stephanie Seneff (PMID: 35436552)
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Th­­e most devastating neurological post-adenovector-based vaccination complication is cerebral venous sinus thrombosis which is frequently reported in females of child-bearing age. (PMID: 34719776)
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​D­­eaths associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. The PEG antibody, an additive in cosmetics & pharmaceuticals (and a component of the vaccine), is assumed to be the main allergen. (PMID: 33895650)
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​Association of Myocarditis With BNT162b2 Messenger RNA COVID-19 Vaccine in Children: The long-term risks associated with post-vaccination myocarditis remain unknown. (PMID: 34374740)
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READ THE "INSERT" (the info sheet that comes with each vax) - DEATH is always a side effect - ALWAYS!!!

Substitutions, approximations & affiliations make my flat **** tired
among the countless ***** bank kiddies my "donations" have sired
with mucked up & mired résumé-writers happily ****** up & fired
who reject the notion that a Dutchman'll never quit a job once hired
We march in jackboots to combat the foot ball neuromas of Morton
that force us on long marches to stop, cut, soak our heels & shorten
the queer couplin' betwixt Gavin Gordon & Edward Everett Horton

Jim Carrey
Cary Grant
Grant Tinker
Tinker Bell
Bell South
South Dakota
Dakota Wesleyan University
University of Washington
Washington Irving
Irving Berlin
Berlin Wall
Wall Street
street smart
smart phone
phone home
home boy
Boy George
George Martin
Martin Luther King
King Richard
Richard Henry Lee
Lee Meriwether
Meriwether Lewis
Lewis Black
black board
board walk
walk and chew gum at the same time
time zone
Zone 7
7-Up
Up in Smoke
"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
Eyes of Laura Mars
Mars Attacks
attacks of opportunity
Opportunity Knocks
knocks-box
box elder
elder care
care home
Home Alone 3
Three Came Home
Home Alone
Alone in the Dark
dark energy
Energy Impact Illinois
Illinois Secretary of State
State of the Union
Union Pacific
Pacific Ocean
Ocean Futures Society
Society for Neuroscience
Neuroscience Department
Department of Transportation
Transportation Science
Science Daily
Daily Telegraph
Telegraph Brewery
Brewery Gulch Inn
Inn At Leola Village
Village Inn
Inn At Key West
West Virginia
Virginia Hunter
Hunter S. Thompson
Thompson submachine gun
gun control
Control Group
group in the periodic table
Table on Ten

Giant mermaid doll - 50 to 100 times bigger than a school bus. Comes with wide wheels and blimp landing gear. I sailed her to the Aleutian Islands and back 4 summers ago with no difficulty while using my wife as a flotation device. Call now to receive 45%-off before Easter (55%-off after Easter).

Charlene was proud of her ex-lesbian outlook on life and pleased by the fact that other ex-lesbians respected her in a passionately ex-lesbian way (no monkey business). One day, as terrible things were happening in the grimy streets of ***** City, a fog appeared like in that John Carpenter movie. Some Negroes thought it was God while others thought it was a call from Satan to ex-lesbians to open fire with bazookas. Either way, big things were about to happen, big ex-lesbian things that no active lesbian could ever understand.

for most men is a fact of life which is why you see so many of them. One day recently, as I was throwing rocks at a polar bear, a **** woman of 90 appeared on the horizon. Her eyes were golden and her wheel-chair was made of the finest wheel-chair material. Our eyes met when we were several thousand yards apart and I knew that she was "the one." Carefully I dug into my purse to take birth control tablets "just in case." Later on, after we checked into a small motel for a few bucks, she revealed the truth about Spiro Agnew's sudden resignation and why women are so ****** all the time.

(1) to make non-Christians become normal again (2) to make large women feel special even though they're more large than special, especially the large ones (3) to spread happiness thicker than I spread peanut butter on my peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches (4) to praise the great works of Jesus and His buddies (5) to win football games and **** Iranians

FRENCH CHARITY - Lounging on her Paris balcony was not what Tanya did when she was up to her chinny chin-chin in black market squid because she slaved for a living: cracking snails, testing Bud Light, injuring ex-lesbians in the latest **** fight, and when she wasn't bored stiff, 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵, 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳-𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬-𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯, she gave generously to charities that fight crippled children. Once our heads are cut off we can get along great because we want to. New medical problems won't make a corpse sicker, just like drinking extra liquor after you're already drunk won't make you quicker. Oh God and Jesus! Why can't ambulances be eighty-five percent cheaper?! Once we become jail buddies, I'll collapse in your arms like buildings do when they're hit by plastic-nosed jet planes. Once we become children of God, I'll have my upper teeth fixed.

I was interested in a special weapon that was weird and practical (and practicable), so I went to Java and asked my Javan contact Emile Hirsch: "How does this one work?" Emile smiled: "It works with a spring-loaded mechanism that shoots the gerbil from the ****** with the force of a 12-gauge shot-gun to guarantee instant death to the gerbil and to the Richard Gere impersonator."

with a big mason jar of fake squirrel scrotums in peroxide. "What's that?!" The prettiest woman at the party asks. "Squirrel scrotums!" You exclaim with manly confidence which compels her to reply: "Even though I'm a committed lesbian with many years of experience, the fact that you brought squirrel scrotums in peroxide to a party makes me want to engage in *** with you freely." Later, after you 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴, you tell her that the squirrel scrotums are fake to which she responds: "I don't care. Being with you has turned me into an ex-lesbian forever. I want to become a Christian now and live in a nice house that's NOT made of oriented strand board."

vaccinoid
vaccinifer, n.1862–
vacciniferous, adj.1863–
vacciniform, adj.1822–
vaccinin, n.1835–
vaccinist, n.1804–
vaccinium, n.1597–
vaccinization, n.1881–1907
vaccino-, comb. form
vaccinogenic, adj.1881–
vaccinogenous, adj.1863–1921
vaccinoid, adj. & n.1839–
vaccinologist, n.1808–
vaccinology, n.1886–
vacciola, n.1801–74
vacciolate, v.1802–05
vacciolation, n.1804–
vacciolator, n.1804
vacciolous, adj.1803–21
vacherin, n.1936–
vachery, n.a1325–1650
vacillancy, n.1668–

Noun. vachery (plural vacheries) (UK, dialect, obsolete) A dairy, a vaccary.

Tina was stacked up like a mountain since her lower back developed a crack. "Stand up!" Pete demanded when nobody was looking directly at him for some reason. "I can't!" Tina protested even though her **** was perfectly normal. "How's your ****?" Vicky asked like she was a nurse, which she wasn't. "It looks good from here," Donna butted in while her big **** took up half the couch. Carl smiled. His big teeth were so fake that everybody wanted to **** him. "I'm going to Wendy's for a rat burger," Fred T. Jenkins informed the group, even though they were partially deaf in one or two ears.

was wearing his martial arts groin protector backwards because he was playing a joke. The joke was on him though when he suffered a preventable groin injury because of what he did.