ANOTHER HELLISH WEDNESDAY - Helga, please pass the medicated shaving cream. Okay. Hey! That's a hand grenade! Oh? Sorry. Here you go. Thanks. Got any helicopter parts? No but I got three string bikinis that show everything. They're super ****. Let me see. Hey, these are super ****. Where'd you get them? In Finland when I was a helicopter mechanic. I like them. I'll be right back. Where are you going? To put one of these on. What do you think? I like it. Is that your *****? It sure is. And what's that thing beside it? A hand grenade.

The wind blew the shades apart to reveal the intimate ***-bond of Skylar and Debby, 2 passionate lovers in the throes of profound intimacy like in the Bible. "Oh Skylar, you are more handsome than my cousin Skylar," Debby cooed with her long hair and round knees wrapped around him like a poodle numbed by lidocaine. The next day, which was a **** one, they drove to the top of the Grand Canyon and jumped. They're okay because they had parachutes on and landed safely and then made passionate love like 2 people with **** expectations that defied and defiled God bad enough to **** Him off so much that He went crazy-mad with insane wrathfulness like when everybody, except Noah and his buddies, drowned because there was so much rain a long time ago when nobody had a big boat except for Noah.

Hi, I'm Corey and today I'm going to detail the lives of 45 actors from James Bond movies who have "bit the nugget." Abe Dragwhore was a villain who attacked Bond underwater twice. He was married and died after being eaten by a Pygmy cannibal. Stella Deadkidney caught "Bond Fever" at age 15 and was impregnated by a truck driver in 1964. Monty Scratchmole's helicopter crashed in the Grand Canyon, yet miraculously he was unharmed. Nancy Cuntinfection robbed a bank at 34 and died in an avalanche 3 weeks later. Connie Penispuller became a waitress after winning 560 million dollars in North Carolina's state lottery. Her husband left her for a man who was not homosexually inclined.

In her state of jumbled jungle-love any monkey could take her at 18
through 34. It might take forever, if not longer, for a **** to
wrong her because she's translucent in her whiteness with fine teeth
& 2 strong thighs, Frenched lips & an intact vaginal structure, curly
toes & a twitch symptomatic of a palsied right eye plus a moist port
of entry for finger pie. Her nose rents with ease after each allergical sneeze that requires a rescue from a Teresa Teng-asthmatic wheeze.
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Let us return Beirut to her former glory.
Abortion is slavery. ***** slavery in the U.S. was established-law. We all need breast-implants, flat chicks a lot. Why did Gig Young do it? I read that Gig had irritable bowel syndrome. That's why he struggled to maintain his balance.