𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

“𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗻𝘂𝘁!” 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗻𝘂𝘁, 𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

OUT in the open, with the pope and one friend, Allah will end the senseless slaughter of South Africa's white men.

FOR SALE: Gay bed (designed by the late Richard Simmons) for 2 gay men to sleep in. This bed has it all: pink cotton filling and extra loose springs for bouncy-bounciness. Order now for $1,000 or $500 plus 90 easy payments of $12.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

Check this out!

State Farm was charging me ten-million-dollars-per-
second for helicopter insurance when I didn't even have
a helicopter, so I immediately called the Mafia to "rub-
out" my State Farm agent. Now I get my helicopter
insurance from the Mafia for much less.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

THE EVIL GYNECOLOGIST

Marge rolled over onto her back so Bob could massage her
onions. Later, after Mister Colgate delivered 3 crates of
toothpaste, Marge boiled clam juice to scald a disobedient
gynecologist who worked the field for fun and adventure.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

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BOB'S UNMURDERABLE LOVE FOR MARGE was evident. Everywhere they went together people saw what they saw: Bob was crazy about Marge. Often, he would spray vegetable oil on her and then add salt to make her deliciously wonderful especially when canned foods were scarce. One day, after the Olympics in Helsinki were over, Marge suffered from a horrible migraine head trauma that almost killed her. Several cops arrived to take her to Big Mike's Diseased Brain Surgery Clinic where Mike and his valiant staff of ex-perverts ate chicken with no clothes on. "I hate him!" A nearby ***** exclaimed before his brain was sloppily removed.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

I want to be alone.

I'm going to the ****.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2d

A HEAD BONE

cracks easier than a foot bone when a helmet slips around your throat, squeezing off clean oxygen till you crap out. I saw it happen to Evel Knievel when he wrecked into a parked bus under a ramp before he died.