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I hate the way China keeps murdering people who are practically innocent. Me too. 1 Friday night I'll go there & they'll be super sorry a lot. Maybe the pope will command Jesus to put a terrifyingly-powerful death-grip on their Stalin-loving throats till they crap-out in agony?
𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘁'𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘄
𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟱'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝗲𝗿𝗮, 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻
𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁-𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻,' 𝗖.𝗜.𝗔. 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗴𝘆 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.
"Look Martha," Kevin began patiently, "I get a fat envelope each week badgering me with life insurance forms that promise a prison term if I 'mislead AAA.' These greedy people are out of their minds. What's next? AAA casinos? The AAA lottery? AAA needs to get out of the life insurance racket and make their roadside assistance better." Martha smiled at that, her ******* rising high above the upper bunk of her bunk bed. "Oh Kevin, you are sexier than a bag of prostitutes in a helicopter. Please sleep beside me in my tree cabin till cabooses make a come-back, because my love for you is thicker than plywood ******* to polystyrene."
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