FROM KEVIN ON THE PORCH

Yes Martha, but out there where wolves live alone as lone wolves,
a lonely woman sleeps alone, with no lesbian beside her to
celebrate feminism and aborticide. And it's true that you
can't sell magazines anymore to anyone because people
can't read. I tried to 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 with your sister, but she
was too busy reading a magazine even though she
couldn't. I felt dejected by her, so I left Cuba
forever to be with ex-lesbians in
Florida for a limited time.
"At least you aren't
forced to live
in the
woods
and eat
garbage like
some garbage-
eating people I
know in the woods,"
Martha said to Kevin
during an emotionally
weak moment
after her eyes
𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘭 shut.

I asked crapped-out Denis Johnson, the boozin' writer, dwarven elf,
Can't you spell Denis like everybody else? Denis Johnson, silly elf!
Start spelling Denis with 2 n's, like everybody in the world, or else!

The forecast calls for ******* rain by noon today and there's nothing
you can ******* do except punch your sister then eat a toad while
inserting a carrot and shooting your load. Either way you won't
be spared the ******* pain of today's ******* noon-day rain.

What Is Beauty Parlor Stroke Syndrome?

Beauty parlor stroke syndrome is caused when there is an injury,
tear, or blood clot in one of the four major arteries that go to the brain.

A woman in California is suing a beauty salon after she says she developed a stroke from having her hair washed in one of the salon’s sinks. Elizabeth Smith, 48, tells San Diego’s KGTV that eight days after visiting her local salon, where she had her hair washed for 10 minutes, she felt weakness in her left arm and leg. A week later, she had a massive stroke. “They didn’t think I was going to live,” she recalled.

The stroke left Smith with strength, balance, and vision issues,
as well as a brain clot that could **** her if it moves. Smith is
now suing the salon, saying they didn’t adequately support
her neck during the treatment, leading to her stroke.

While it sounds far-fetched, experts say this is a legitimate
condition known as beauty parlor stroke syndrome.