All of my snowy yesterdays will become radiation-sickness tomorrows. I hate you and so does my brother. Go away. Don't come back. You stole my dog's flea collar. Now look at him. He's more flea than dog, like that "singer" of the same name.

She was holding steady at 40 pounds per square inch at sea level, but that wasn't ideal, so I used a simple American thread adapter (rather than metric) to lift her to 45 p.s.i. Dan says he's got his granny set at 51 and she hasn't split apart or exploded so far. I'll just cross my fingers and hope for the best on this one, I guess.

A MOUNTAIN OF DREAMS - After utilizing a Russian ******* amputation kit, my ex-boyfriend Edward climbed the tallest mountain in Ohio with his ex-homosexual pal Marvin, whose testicles had been chewed off by a rabid antelope when he was 37. The weather was nice till a horrifying snow storm rolled in. "My testicles are freezing!" Ed exclaimed to the amazement of Marvin who didn't have any testicles either. Later, after consummating their mountainous friendship, God killed both of them.