Molly baited her hook of attractiveness with a tight bra that accentuated her **** *******. One day, while she was shoveling dog **** into a bucket, Lloyd appeared. "Why do you spell your name with two A's?" She asked innocently in a **** way. "It's Lloyd not Aaron you dumb *****!" Lloyd angrily replied.

are made for armless women. "I need a coat," Joan said, "but I don't need one with sleeves because I'm armless." Bob smiled a big one. "This is a good day to be armless Joan because I sell sleevelesss winter coats." Joan smiled back with her **** teeth showing off a dazzling smile. "Why'd you spell 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 with an extra S on the end?" She asked. "Don't mess with me Joan because I have arms to fight you with!" Bob exclaimed angrily.

Tanya's tiny bone structure was great for hiding between sacks of flour at her uncle's waffle restaurant. One day, while her uncle was having a convulsion, Tanya trimmed her toe nails with a waffle-cutting knife. She looked fabulous! Tony, a local wino, noticed immediately and asked Tanya what her secret was. "Total abstinence from sexlessness," she answered while large portions of her ***** tingled, along with 1 ***** (the right one was paralyzed from a yacht-racing accident when she was 19).

Florida is a death-trap! Last year a hurricane swept through killing almost everybody. The few survivors clawed their way from under piles of dead bodies to crawl to the flooded streets where alligators were waiting to eat them. One man valiantly fought back to no avail. Several days later he was excreted as alligator **** from the dank bowels of these Satanic butchering machines.