Youโre a bi-****** as a oneself & youโre able to impregnate yourself
without humpinโ your 2-ton mommy or her **** we all call Tommy
whose crucifixion complex could toss Jesus off His divine golf cart
before the Holy Ghost from our Trinityโs Godhead decides to depart
so as to be a ****** Cairo, Egypt Great Pyramid lab-mouse *******
who ainโt scared to hack off his nose to live as a big-mouth breather
Regardinโ some people, you can tune a guitar but you canโt tuna fish
with Bob Stackโs hay stack needle tugged from the *** of Lilly Gish
moments before she received her Hershey Highway back-door wish
without the hot dog bun, horse radish cream sauce & chutney relish
Michael Robinsonโs ***** is intact after cosmetical lifts quite shady,
to become Michelle Obama: the 1st guy to be Americaโs First Lady,
with 2 breast implants, an inflamed Adamโs apple & a *** prostate
that Barry Soetoro strokes for Hillary Clinton, ex-Secretary of State
who scissors Huma ****** early, to munch Abedinโs fur-burger late
in the rockinโ-chair posture that for this gay muffler sits automatical
like environmental pneumonia that is treated as non-opportunistical
When your headโs cold & painful hourly itโs blue lid con blah clock,
the first time large sodomites pork you as that new kid on the block
while your ** pigs out on ham sandwiches like lard-*** Mama Cass
you feel the bed-******โ urge to yell โShut up ***** itโs Christ Mass!โ
Slow down in slight places, you O.J. Hertz Rent a Car lobby jogger
because no hobbyest, steady at wobbling, loves a star hobby hogger
when pine knobs in the drain will work as a bad-*** knobby clogger
*** **** chemists are doing it though they claim itโs not food-grade
the vanilla extract synthesized from cow **** that cools in the shade
No you canโt use them big checks & debit cards before you are paid
while syphilitic trauma rots cortical bark for a butler & his fat maid
whose camaraderie is a syndicated-business-share differential inlaid
After the dog pound gassed my small cats, Jehovah sent me big rats
to tragedize the tragical rat-poisoning deaths of Newkirk belfry bats
in a hamlet what cares not for boys or girls or old women or men or
surgeons who cut Bruce Jennerโs ball vas to make him a loose tenor
All I want for Xmas is my ***** stomped like ***** Cooleyโs wife,
till there ainโt no ***** dope-dealinโ left in my *****โs doped-up life
for burn-unit help in cooling the cauterization of pyrophorical strife
thatโs more back-stabbinโ friendly than a big sike-a-**** with a knife
I have been critically wounded very mortally by Cupidโs lone arrow
that has cut my ulna arm bone right through its stupid bone marrow
like it broke for ****** sike-a-dikes Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow
under the Tommy guns of monkey-****-eating **** Clarence Darrow
who made the widest lanes on the streets of logic illogically narrow
to constrict the spastic free-will of free-wheelinโ-sassy Cissy Spacek
with the wish of recreatinโ a Forest Lawn-spazzy Missy encasement