Eric wanted to be chest-deep in Tina's personal problems and so he begged her to tell all. "Well," she began, "it started when my mother was a German prisoner during the war in Siberia. She was a ***** lass with a gutsy *** and an iron will that was unconquerable. One day, as pigeons were roasting quietly in a barrel, mom pulled out a hand grenade from her bikini briefs. Her jailors were shocked because they were peeing on an electric fence, which negated the need to blow their ***** to hell. This was her opportunity to escape, to make her way north to whatever's north of Siberia which is probably nothing. Days slid by like tuna fish casserole through the intestines of Haitian Negroes till finally she found herself in Alaska sipping rancid wine with Adolf ******'s ex-neighbor's fifth cousin." Eric yawned and keeled over. It was the vaccine. His heart had swollen to thrice its size which is twice plus one. "Darling! Are you alright?!" Tina exclaimed while absent-mindedly removing the money from his wallet. Later it was revealed that "Eric" was a robot, a robot programmed to spread lies about vaccines. Tina laughed when she found out and had to be sedated by a yacht salesman who used to be a ***** and a homosexual.

McDonald's doesn't say *******! and throw your food out the window. They treat you like a valued member of their Big Mac family even though they hate your guts. Like a ****** with no clothes on, your shortness of ***** alarmed the fire chief whose love for micro-level men made Bill Cosby seem unfunnier than he used to be. Oprah bathes in Big Gulp cups, slips right in, since she lost 500 pounds and went from fat to thin. For sure, I'll never dig a hole deep enough to get back from Singapore before world war four shakes the wobbly globe Earth hoax to its fake molten core.