𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

that got swallowed up by the fog, young Tracy Wilkins knew cousin Tim's left nut was abnormally round, after all they had lived together, sharing rat droppings, snoozing in laundry chutes, smacking bruised lips together like hyenas on ******.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\(ツ_(ツ)_/¯¯\(ツ)ツ)ツ)_(ツ)_/¯¯

Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

Michael Jackson was killed in an avalanche, yet no fan was told and Tito sobbed when he found out that Janet had stolen Michael's gold.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

I'M GOING TO RECORD A MUSIC ALBUM called 𝘉𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘭 𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 so when somebody asks, "Where's that song from?" I'll say, "It's the number two song from my 𝘉𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘭 𝘔𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 album."

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

𝙎𝙀𝙀𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚. 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙚 𝙖 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jul 1

BEFORE eating another bowlful of red clay, dirt, chalk & paint chips, call mom. She's worried about you. I made a cold drink that's sure to hit the spot: lemonade with kitty litter & motor oil.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 30

Mermaid Kingdom

HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY FROM NEW JERSEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREEN SARGASSO SEA where nobody is, except people in ships, Karen married her ex-lesbian lover Shirley in a civil ceremony by a mermaid dressed as a bishop. Later, after they consummated their marriage with passionate ex-lesbian ***, they threw each other overboard and were never seen again above water because they're now, presumably, living fifty miles below the surface in the Great Underwater Mermaid Kingdom of Ex-Lesbians that's just like Atlantis except with a full ex-lesbian government.