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McDonald's doesn't say *******! and throw your food out the window. They treat you like a valued member of their Big Mac family even though they hate your guts. Like a ****** with no clothes on, your shortness of ***** alarmed the fire chief whose love for micro-level men made Bill Cosby seem unfunnier than he used to be. Oprah bathes in Big Gulp cups, slips right in, since she lost 500 pounds and went from fat to thin. For sure, I'll never dig a hole deep enough to get back from Singapore before world war four shakes the wobbly globe Earth hoax to its fake molten core.
that got swallowed up by the fog, young Tracy Wilkins knew cousin Tim's left nut was abnormally round, after all they had lived together, sharing rat droppings, snoozing in laundry chutes, smacking bruised lips together like hyenas on ******.
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few.
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