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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
Hand me ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜บ๐˜ฎ ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜Ž๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜Ž๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ please. The ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต...? You heard me! No I didn't! Yes you did! Hey! Who's the gay one here?!

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
DAD DEEP-FRIED DELICIOUS BEES when I was young for birthday parties and Jewish celebrations. I had a bowlful of hornets when he wasn't looking. It was like eating poker chips with no socks on.

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
LAST NIGHT'S DREAM haunts me. It was about fat women, tons of them, all ready for something. What? I can't say. There were salt and pepper shakers all over the place. I was terrified. I protected my meat. I ******* had to!

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
๐‘ถ๐’–๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’†๐’Ž๐’๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’” ๐’๐’‡ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’”๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’‚๐’๐’…๐’˜๐’Š๐’„๐’‰ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’” ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’๐’‚๐’”๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’๐’‚ ๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’Ž ๐’”๐’–๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’…๐’†๐’… ๐’ƒ๐’š ๐’‡๐’Š๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’‰๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰ ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘พ๐’‚๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’•๐’๐’ ๐‘ด๐’๐’๐’–๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’• ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’†๐’‰๐’๐’˜.

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
ษช'สŸสŸ ษขษชแด แด‡ แด›สœแด๊œฑแด‡ แด„สœษชสŸสŸ-แดแดษดแด‹แด‡ส๊œฑ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ แด…แดœแดแด˜๊œฑแด›แด‡ส€ ๊œฑแดแดแด‡แด›สœษชษดษข แด›แด สœแดแดกสŸ แด€ส™แดแดœแด›!

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
๐™‰๐™–๐™ ๐™š๐™™ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ 33โ…“: ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก ๐™„๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ก๐™ฉ (๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’) - Frank Drebin: โ€œ๐ˆ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฑ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ I play basketball, ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐จ๐ง one ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐š๐ฌ little dribbling as possible.โ€

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๐‘บ๐’–๐’›๐’š ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ Jun 30
๐‘ซ๐’๐’'๐’• ๐’๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“๐’”๐’†๐’๐’‡ ๐’‚๐’• ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’“๐’ˆ๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’„๐’‚๐’–๐’”๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’ˆ๐’๐’• ๐’„๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐’“๐’‚๐’” ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†.

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