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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
LAST NIGHT'S DREAM haunts me. It was about fat women, tons of them, all ready for something. What? I can't say. There were salt and pepper shakers all over the place. I was terrified. I protected my meat. I ******* had to!

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
𝑢𝒖𝒓 π’Žπ’†π’Žπ’π’“π’Šπ’†π’” 𝒐𝒇 π’ƒπ’†π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’•π’π’ˆπ’†π’•π’‰π’†π’“ 𝒂𝒓𝒆 π’π’Šπ’Œπ’† π’”π’Žπ’‚π’π’ π’”π’‚π’π’…π’˜π’Šπ’„π’‰ π’ƒπ’‚π’ˆπ’” π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ π’π’‚π’”π’‚π’ˆπ’π’‚ π’Šπ’ π’•π’‰π’†π’Ž 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 π’ƒπ’š π’‡π’Šπ’”π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’π’Šπ’π’†π’” π’‰π’Šπ’ˆπ’‰ 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π‘Ύπ’‚π’”π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆπ’•π’π’ π‘΄π’π’π’–π’Žπ’†π’π’• π’”π’π’Žπ’†π’‰π’π’˜.

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
Ιͺ'ʟʟ Ι’Ιͺᴠᴇ α΄›Κœα΄κœ±α΄‡ α΄„ΚœΙͺʟʟ-α΄α΄Ι΄α΄‹α΄‡Κκœ± ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄…α΄œα΄α΄˜κœ±α΄›α΄‡Κ€ κœ±α΄α΄α΄‡α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏᴑʟ α΄€Κ™α΄α΄œα΄›!

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
π™‰π™–π™ π™šπ™™ 𝙂π™ͺ𝙣 33β…“: π™π™π™š π™π™žπ™£π™–π™‘ 𝙄𝙣𝙨π™ͺ𝙑𝙩 (πŸπŸ—πŸ—πŸ’) - Frank Drebin: β€œπˆ π₯𝐒𝐀𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐭𝐑𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 I play basketball, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 one 𝐰𝐒𝐭𝐑 𝐚𝐬 little dribbling as possible.”

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 π’šπ’π’–π’“π’”π’†π’π’‡ 𝒂𝒕 π‘©π’–π’“π’ˆπ’†π’“ π‘²π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 π’•π’‰π’†π’š π’ˆπ’π’• π’„π’‚π’Žπ’†π’“π’‚π’” π’†π’—π’†π’“π’šπ’˜π’‰π’†π’“π’†.

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
GOD SEEMS WORSE, the Godly vengeance part, in the morning. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's just bad weather. The sky is darker now. I need Jesus to step in between to keep me from being cut in two by a lightning strike.

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π‘Ίπ’–π’›π’š 𝐁𝐞𝐫π₯𝐒𝐧𝐬𝐀𝐲 Jun 30
I saw our vengeful God under a flood-light a lot when the flat Earth was a circle shape, when a man was a man & not a ****-flingin' ape.

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