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Whilst patrolling my fortified, Nazified, sub-tropical Florida region
I see that **** George Zimmerman's whiter than a blond Norwegian
in his self-appointed role as a *****-shooting Europoidal European
who pimps ***** to roll dipsomaniacs at Sanford's American Legion "Only **** babies in self-defense" is the unaborted rule that I live by
& "don't never impregnate no black gal who was born a black guy"
It's a-o.k. to give Sanford pigs some name that's but a phony handle
like Kent C. Well, **** Too Tight, Robin Banks &/or Tony Candle,
Gaye Barr, Anita Bath, Harry Azcrac, Dixie Normus, Stony Mantle,
Nida ***, Lou Stools, Buster Cherry, Dixon Butts or Bony Randall,
plus Argentina's well-rotted, crapped-out actress hag Olga Zubarry,
who lived to bury ****-*****: Pork Chop Annie & Polka Jew Perry Mongols grow Occidentalized by Walmart's imported Chinese trick
& even ******-rich richer than a Bakersfield-deported Chicano hick Litters of swimmin' kittens are escaping Oscar like did Felix Unger
from the Apocalypse of Fukushima's China syndromic helix hunger Polite folk accommodate futt-bucking ******* by calling them gays
just as Wendy's accommodates idiotic patrons by giving them trays
For U.S. marines *** rights are earned during their boot-camp days
like when David Hasselhoff spent his T.V. time bay-watching bays,
in the era Reagan occupied his senile mind hoarding guns with rays while selling Latin American Marxists missiles to prove crime pays during our presidential-election cycle in its suspended-reality phase when Hawaiian babes charge nothing for their flowery, virginal leis
to celebrate the Hawaiian Babes' Free Flowery, Virginal Leis craze featuring tropical ******* & purpley nips guaranteed to amaze
in the orchid-rained-in-depths of our historically blue-blooded haze upon the moon's far side where-from souls are dispatched by Grays
there are no Jimmy Swaggart-$10-Johns anointing ***** with praise
while damning hell-fire Christians to the horror of a martyred blaze๏ปฟ
๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ'๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฎ๐›๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐‰๐จ๐ก๐ง ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ. ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ค๐ง๐ž๐ž๐ฌ, ๐›๐ž๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง'๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ž๐ ๐ซ๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐“๐ข๐ญ๐จ ๐‰๐š๐œ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค-๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ก๐ž'๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐š๐. "๐‰๐จ๐ก๐ง, ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ'๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ ๐ฒ๐ง๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ," ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ฌ๐š๐ข๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐  ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐š๐ฅ ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ž๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ.
ROGER CORMAN DODGED FOUR CORPSMEN centuries before emperor Julius Caesar rubbed his wife's **** with dog pus just to make her happy because in 1944 F.D.R. farted so violently that it shot him out of his wheel chair and into the squirmy lap of Sammy Davis, Junior's aunt's former gynecologist. Did you not know that punching your neighbor's former gynecologist can make you very happy? If you suffer from diarrhea for 3 days, according to witches from Kentucky, you'll become totally deaf for 63 hours. A log that weighs 200 pounds is hard to lift by normal lesbians.
TRACY! Are you saying that my intense lesbian love for you is 5%
insincere? Because if you are, you're 98% wrong & I mean it! Look
out! Here comes the worst **** guilt-trip ever! Where are we at? Is
our lesbian relationship real? Of course it's real. My mother's friend
Josephine Wilson was a lesbian for many years. Her lesbianism and
lack of lesbian sincerity secretly broke up the Beatles & caused lots
of trouble between ****, Bill & Keith. Yes, I read that recently and
I'm very confident in what you say. Okay then, so let's swap gallons
of post-****** vaginal ooze together with each other a lot right now!

**** JAMES BOND AND HIS YUGOSLAVIAN SLICK CHICK
After I quit hemorrhaging like a bleeder, I will be saving money for
a few days without stopping. I'll buy a dog collar & a large piece of
salmon & save 13 dollars. Tomorrow I'll save fifty-five thousand or
more on a sail boat! It is going to be a touchy-feely Christmas when
I ***** Santa Claus in five ways that make him feel uncomfortable,
I'm sure, more sure than a tractor mechanic with horrible gonorrhea
who lives life on the edge like James Bond when he's having *** or
jumping out of a fast helicopter with a slick chick from Yugoslavia!
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