Kitty Lee of the Morongo Basin asks: "Can 𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘴 experience the 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 love that normal couples enjoy on the Earth's surface?" Rue F. Collins of N.A.S.A. relies: "Yes, even though my late mother had an extra labial flap, she enjoyed copulating with foreigners till her **** ruptured."

WAS THAT AN ACCIDENT TOO? I loved you a million times more than your half-sister ever did before you backed over me with your Mack truck. "Sorry," you said. "Are you okay?" You asked. "Sure, I'm fine. I'll feel better after I have my crushed legs amputated." I replied, emotionally hurt and wondering about our future together.

JUANITA'S NEIGHBOR was an ex-lesbian from Canton (the city in Ohio). One day, as they were both revving their car engines, Juanita threw a beer bottle at a cop squatting behind a fire hydrant taking a **** (the cop, not the fire hydrant, was taking a ****). "You can't throw a beer bottle at a cop *******!" The ex-lesbian neighbor exclaimed because she was a crazy-*** cop-lover.