The large shed out back provides ample storage space for stuff you bought and for stuff you shoplifted. The bathroom has a toilet for quiet nights of pooping alone or with your neighbor. You'll find a small kitchen near the door where people can be cooked if you're like Jeffrey Dahmer and eat people. There's no garage but you can park under a big oak tree that's been struck by lightning and's about to fall over and smash any car under it. There's a nest of rats under the porch but don't worry because the snakes will get them.

SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food, fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a ****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!