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Helga, please pass the medicated shaving cream. Okay. Hey! That's a hand grenade! Oh? Sorry. Here you go. Thanks. Got any helicopter parts? No but I got three string bikinis that show everything. They're super ****. Let me see. Hey, these are super ****. Where'd you get them? In Finland when I was a helicopter mechanic. I like them. I'll be right back. Where are you going? To put one of these on. What do you think? I like it. Is that your *****? It sure is. And what's that thing beside it? A hand grenade.
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
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FACT : The Rolling Stones released their first record in 1930.
Comics Jimmie Adams and Bud Jamison released their record "Down By The Old Rio Grande" as the Rolling Stones in 1930. It's available on You Tube.

Comics Jimmie Adams and Bud Jamison in 1930 performed as the Rolling Stones and released a 78 r.p.m. record on the Victor label.
Victor PBVE-61020 10-in. 9/15/1930 Down by the old Rio Grande The Rolling Stones [Victor Records country duo] Male vocal duet, with guitar and harmonica

Rolling Stones bass guitarist Bill Wyman was born on October 24, 1936, the year that the cartoon 𝘙𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 was released.
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Healthful means "good for your health" (which is true); healthy means "having or showing good health" (which is also true).
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