"Pay no attention to the automatic milker," a farmer cautioned his friend Bob who was a **** homosexual living cow-free on a ranch run by Negroes. "Don't worry. I won't. I'm a homosexual. Or have you forgotten?" Bob barked because he swallowed a magical potion that caused him to become a dog eventually through occult powers that came from Satan. Later, a small puppy appeared on the back of another **** called Ray. Ray loved women who looked like men and men who looked like mental patients. It was a million years ago to him since his watch got busted under the ample *** of a fat woman.