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𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝘄𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻-𝗴𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗳 𝗚𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝘆𝗹𝗲
𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝟭𝟵𝟲𝟴: 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗮 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲.
𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 𝗦𝘄𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘁'𝘀 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘂𝗺 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻-𝗴𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗳
𝗰𝘂𝗻𝘁-𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻' 𝗝𝗶𝗺 𝗡𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗱-𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝟭𝟵𝟲𝟴.
I couldn't tell what was what till you told me after sketching it on a paper towel. Now I know and I'm a better person for it. No longer will I throw bus drivers at bottles or flush toilets for nothing or eat fish on banana day.
SEVERAL WAYS TO HANDLE A MORMON WHO HAS SIX WIVES NAMED BECKY -- (1) Invite him inside for tea and ****** but instead of ****** substitute harmless cookie dough. (2) Insist on calling him Marvin even though his name is Alfred. (3) French-kiss him till he admits that having six wives named Becky is immoral.
While likening cool weather to Walt's cryogenetical brain in low degrees that discolor finger tips & toe nail beds & labial *****, I cut my 1-day ticket to confetti. The loss of a $120-chit doesn't make me less of a Venezuelan millionaire. I could sit for days watching pigeons being fried on the curb-side or scaling fish-heads at the burned-out laundromat. It's a baleful trip to the dog-ovens where dogs are baked on lower settings. Motor oil on cabbage under a bridge doesn't do much for diesel mechanics when the cops are slaughtering rebels in the streets during regulated business hours. "Down in space it's always nineteen eighty-two," sang David Bowie while Caracas smoldered a flat flight from Brixton where Jamaicans frolic because chicken is cheap and nobody's sacrificed a goat there since the E.U. folded because there's mud in their eyes and bruises on their thighs and pus on their bow ties from cutting the wrong guys as it takes all sorts of people to make a McDonald's "beef" patty. There's José & Shirley & Moses & Lenny & Curly.
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