𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲
𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁-
𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿.

Well, the last time I saw her, her pipes were clean, her flag was down, and her ****** shields were new. Then you haven't seen her lately. I want you to look at this photograph from 1912. Here's a big ship, one that can't be sunk and here's Lester, a large man with warts. One drizzly day, immediately after a ***** riot in Fresno, the great granny of Donna Douglas "took up" (as the expression goes) with a Mexican called Pablo Moreno (Paul Brown). He was a handsome man with a large *****. Enter, Ken Smith, a ***** researcher from Ohio. It seemed inevitable that these two men should meet but they didn't. Shortly thereafter (or afterwards) the heathenistic ***** rioters sought redemption through Christ and the great granny of Donna Douglas was killed in a circus tent fire. Everything according to God's plan happened with laser-straight preciseness (or precision). Let that be a lesson to you.