A TOILET TOO FAR AWAY made messing up the floor probable (even likely). "It can't be done," youthful cadet Jimmy Carter said a hundred years before crapping-out because he was insane. Nobody doubts that, not even people who usually would; people who eat dirt cookies in Haiti and rinse their calf muscles with white gas (also known as Coleman fuel). ******* pagans! Saying bad stuff about Jesus! They ought to be ashamed! Hanged upside down on a cross then set ablaze!

To preserve my lungs from frequent usage, I choose to live underwater a lot. Usually when nobody's looking I "breathe" straight water, extracting oxygen like fish do. When I'm breathing on land, I attack grizzly bears and eat them, spitting ****** bear guts everywhere.