𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

LIVING WITH **** FRENCH MAIDS - One 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘯 can't stop the German army! Obviously, you all have deeply ingrained "daddy issues." Muslim inbreeding must stop! Muslims must stop marrying first cousins!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

Available: BIKINI SLING-SHOT *******, made by island women in the ocean who are really fat, maybe from Samoa. Top-quality materials: dog fur, rat claws. Hurry before it's too late to do anything else!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

Paradisal & paradisiacal are synonyms. Who'da thunk it?

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

I SAID SOMETHING WRONG or wrongly or incorrectly and now I long for Doris Day. She's coming now. Shut up ***** before you wake the neighbors!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

I LISTENED to "Let it Bleed" a hundred times before developing hemophilia. I blame Jagger and Richards.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

Lizard Taylor

TONS OF STUFF ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON IS INCORRECT, stuff like (1) He slept with elderly men. (2) He wore only 1 oven glove. (3) He and Liz Taylor had babies together. (3) Tito replaced him after he was killed in an avalanche. (4) He and his father Joe Jackson invented tampons.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 19

IS YOUR FATHER A HOPELESS ALCOHOLIC?

Do you often come home at night and he's not there because he's drunk somewhere? Do you wish that he would become an ex-alcoholic sometimes? Are you worried about him dying on his own ***** or someone else's? Do you long for the day when ex-lesbians will be totally accepted in the active lesbian community? If so, send a million dollars to Alcoholics for Ex-Lesbian Sports.