The long and winding road McCartney slobbered about didn't stop these two passionate lovers from turning into ex-lesbians one gay May day eight years ago. "I love you Lizard Boy," Swamp woman whined like she was Ed Asner after making out with Mary Tyler Moore, or the other way around, on Ted Knight's couch.

Even when Brooke Astor was 105 (March 30, 1902 – August 13, 2007), she enjoyed swimming **** in gator-infested ponds after rubbing herself down with rancid rabbit blood. Many of her friends were aghast and threw rocks at her but she didn't care because she was insane.

IF YOU LOVE EATING WALMARTS A LOT (I mean walnuts) then you'll be ******* about living on John's Walnut Farm that's located 34 miles from Walnut (I mean Walmart). Eat, swim and nudely dance your heart out as John and his gay lover entertain the community with community knife tricks and gay banter about current events.

Gently overlooking a small ***** hovel, this mansion has it all: room after room of furniture, dog pelts nailed to one hundred walls, exercise equipment that's so new you'll have to rub your eyes with greasy rags to believe it. Buy it now and get a free pencil.