After Al Gore's "drinking problem" was resolved he began "taking up" or "keeping company" with large prostitutes. Lily was his favorite because of her long hair and missing foot. They were routinely seen "painting the town" arm-in-arm like Starsky and Hutch: speeding through narrow alleys in their 1976 Gran Torino, befriending pimps, and other cop stuff.

is a fresh bag of manufactured teeth? Have you thought about getting replacement teeth? Will a full mouth of teeth land for you that high-end executive position that you and your ****-flippers crave? Are you completely out of molars & incisors? Fear not! Be brave and conquer the world of denture-making! My brother had dentures, and he never looked back because his neck was broken. Look! A man is like a car. He has feet (tires) and a steering wheel (shoulders) and a *****. Don't be left out in the rain! Defeat women by using their war plans against them. Pretend you're in a woman's birth canal in a small kayak when suddenly there's a volcano and a hurricane erupting and flooding your *** at the same time. What will you do? That's why packing heat (carrying a Glock) is more serious than ever.