Soon everybody who didn't reach one hundred will be resurrected by Jesus to get the years back that they're cosmically owed. Jesus can do it too because of the divine power entrusted to Him by God twenty centuries ago when the Romans were pushing people around like they were God, which they weren't, even though they thought they were for some reason.

Angela Nin was born to Joaquín Nin, a violent ex-lesbian hater, and Conchita Riveria, a dwarf with 1 kidney. In 1908 the family moved from Spain to Nicaragua for fun & adventure. Angela took walking lessons from Winslow Walker, the famous author who also had but 1 kidney. The 1-kidney trend was what all "with-it people" shared in common before the ***** craze overtook it in September of 1922.