𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 13

😜😜🎯 REMEMBERING YOU is like, after your guts were ripped out, you go on this picnic with no way to properly digest delicious picnic food, because your guts were ripped out.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 13

I don't want to live in a world without crippled people. I'm scared and my knees are on backwards so I can only walk to places that I've been to before.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 13

🍔 𝗠𝗬 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂: 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻, 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳-𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 13

Just because 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵 is an anagram for 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵 doesn't mean East is least and West is best. Or does it?

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 13

CRIPPLED PEOPLE are nice, just as nice as amputees. They stay home a lot: boiling ***** on the stove, making comic death threats.

IT WASN'T BY ACCIDENT THAT I HIRED THE SHORTEST MAID IN THE WORLD! Hey! Where's this maid of yours? Right there. Where? In front of you. I don't see her. Here, use this magnifying glass. I still don't see her. Well, try this electron microscope then. Oh yeah, there she is.

THE GOOD IDEAS KEEP COMING! To inoculate against sickness, inject dog excrement with spoiled mayonnaise and hope for the best
and then put an ounce of sugar in your left bra cup. It will hurt at first but you'll get used to it 'cause you don't have to worry about **** when you're mega-rich with huge ******!

YEARS OF SMALLNESS - When I was smaller (before the x-rays) I couldn't reach anything on the top shelf anywhere. I was alone except for the people who followed me everywhere. I had a mole on my nose that my brother fed to his snake. Beastly little mole, like a chinchilla except not as gerbil-friendly as a real gerbil. My liver was fine till you poured Tabasco sauce on it!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

Wiki: 𝑰𝒅𝒂𝒉𝒐 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒇𝒆𝒓

is a 1973 science fiction film directed by Peter Fonda. - Teenager Karen Braden (Kelley Bohanon) is a troubled mental hospital outpatient who is taken by her father George and sister Isa to a government facility near the Craters of the Moon lava fields in Idaho. The project there was commissioned to develop matter transference but made a different discovery: time travel. They also discovered that a mysterious ecological catastrophe will soon wipe out civilization. Principal shooting took place in Arco, Idaho, Craters of the Moon National Monument and Preserve, and Bruneau Sand Dunes State Park.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴋᴇʀʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ɢᴜᴀᴛᴇᴍᴀʟᴀɴ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟꜱ

Martha shacked up with Tony when she was pregnant because he lived in a hospital part-time and under a bridge during Kwanzaa. One day, as they were brutally ******* like malnourished Venezuelans, the hospital was taken over by ex-lesbian cannibals (probably from Guatemala). "Tony, be quiet or we'll be eaten alive by filthy cannibals," Martha whispered, which ****** Tony off for some reason. Later, as several Guatemalan cannibals were talking in indecipherable Guatemalan, Martha had a baby. It was a small one with curly hair. Years went by and the baby grew tall and political (eventually looking like John Kerry).