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was evident. Everywhere they went together people saw what they saw: Bob was crazy about Marge. Often, he would spray vegetable oil on her and then add salt to make her deliciously wonderful especially when canned foods were scarce. One day, after the Olympics in Helsinki were over, Marge suffered from a horrible migraine head trauma that almost killed her. Several cops arrived to take her to Big Mike's Diseased Brain Surgery Clinic where Mike and his valiant staff of ex-perverts ate chicken with no clothes on. "I hate him!" A nearby ***** exclaimed before his brain was sloppily removed.
Sure, eating people is what I love but I don't love it all the time. Some human flesh would gag a maggot. The important thing is love. The Beatles sang it best: "All you need is love! Love of cannibalism is all you need!"
ANOTHER DAY OF DOOM! The toilets were ready for installation by Big Tex Smith, Texaco's "toilet man with a heart of gold." Young Beau Hopkins was so proud to work with Tex and his wife Marge whose ******* were like the flood lights that led the survivors of the ๐˜›๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ค to safety in New York. "I'll never forget the day that I was nearly drowned aboard the ๐˜›๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ค when young Biff Henderson threw a hand grenade at me!" David Alphabet Man exclaimed as his socks inched closer to his ***** because he had "woman parts" that belonged to his uncle before he went totally gay. ๐ŸŽ€  ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ€  ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ€  ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ€  ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ€  ๐Ÿ’
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