𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

Before eating another bowlful of red clay, dirt, chalk & paint chips, call mom. She's worried about you. I made a cold drink that's sure to hit the spot: lemonade with kitty litter & motor oil.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

DONNA LOVED RANDY so much that she vowed to live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches till she died. The hardest part was keeping the peanut butter from sticking to her ****.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗡

Down at the river under a bridge
I fell in love with governor Tommy Ridge
His anals were cold, off-putting & tragical
unlike his knobs that were Walter Disney magical

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

MY NUMBER SEVEN GOAL is to save ten percent, and my number ten goal is to save seven percent because I'm a goal-oriented hockey goalie.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

"𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕒 𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞." - 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐧

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

According to the U.S. Flag Code, “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 12

My boyfriend was killed in an avalanche 3 years ago & everyone says that I should move on with my romantic life but I can't rest till I recover his body even though it's frozen under 30 feet of ice.