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800 trillion centuries ago God sent His teen daughter into the forest
to gather pine needles for a heavenly tea that every angel in Heaven
hated a lot but pretended to like so that God wouldn't brutally whip
them to death with a leather strop or throw them out of a helicopter
with no parachute. Jennifer, God's 14-year-old daughter, carried the
heavy tray with tea cups & stuff into the dining room but tripped &
fell & broke her leg. Well, God was so ******* that he killed 150
people & burned all of their houses & flimsy wood sheds down & a
few bowling alleys too. Jennifer was frightened & told her Dad that
He was too harsh on those poor people & so He told her to shut up.
by David Bowie

Oogie knew there's never ever time
Some of us will always stay behind
𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟮
The joke we always knew
Oh, what'sa matter with you?
C'mon, let's go
Slip away
You toyed with my fragile emotions like a fluffy kitten chasing a green bug into the River of Emptiness where unemployed crocodiles and man-eating pastry chefs play football with Jimmy Hoffa's calcified liver that can't be softened with peroxide and vinegar.
I saw a beautiful film of Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt making uninhibited love on the beach a week before "the accident." It was so touching. Dale was all smiles as he professed his eternal love to Richard who asked him if he was a homosexual.
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