800 trillion centuries ago God sent His teen daughter into the forest
to gather pine needles for a heavenly tea that every angel in Heaven
hated a lot but pretended to like so that God wouldn't brutally whip
them to death with a leather strop or throw them out of a helicopter
with no parachute. Jennifer, God's 14-year-old daughter, carried the
heavy tray with tea cups & stuff into the dining room but tripped &
fell & broke her leg. Well, God was so ******* that he killed 150
people & burned all of their houses & flimsy wood sheds down & a
few bowling alleys too. Jennifer was frightened & told her Dad that
He was too harsh on those poor people & so He told her to shut up.