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𝗝đ—ļđ—ēđ—ē𝘆 𝗸đ—ģ𝗲𝘄 𝘁đ—ĩ𝗮𝘁 đ—Ŋ𝗲đ—ŧđ—Ŋ𝗹𝗲 𝘄đ—ĩđ—ŧ 𝘀𝘁𝗮đ—ŋ𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁đ—ĩ𝗲 đ—ēđ—ŧđ—ŧđ—ģ đ—¯đ—˛đ—°đ—ŧđ—ē𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘅-
𝗰đ—ŋđ—ļđ—ēđ—ļđ—ģ𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲đ—ģ𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮đ—ģ𝗱 đ—ĩ𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗰𝗮đ—ŋ𝗲𝗱, 𝗲𝘀đ—Ŋ𝗲𝗰đ—ļ𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀đ—ļđ—ģ𝗰𝗲
𝗷đ—ŧđ—ļđ—ģđ—ļđ—ģ𝗴 𝗧đ—ĩ𝗲 𝗙đ—ŋ𝗮𝘁𝗲đ—ŋđ—ģ𝗮𝗹 đ—ĸđ—ŋ𝗱𝗲đ—ŋ đ—ŧđ—ŗ đ—Ŗđ—˛đ—ŧđ—Ŋ𝗹𝗲 đ—Ēđ—ĩđ—ŧ đ—Ļ𝘁𝗮đ—ŋ𝗲
𝗮𝘁 𝘁đ—ĩ𝗲 𝗠đ—ŧđ—ŧđ—ģ. "𝗜 𝗱đ—ŧđ—ģ'𝘁 𝗸đ—ģđ—ŧ𝘄 𝘄đ—ĩ𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁đ—ĩđ—ļđ—ģ𝗸đ—ļđ—ģ𝗴,"
đ—ĩ𝗲 𝗰đ—ŧđ—ģđ—ŗđ—˛đ˜€đ˜€đ—˛đ—ą 𝘁đ—ŧ đ—Ļ𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲, 𝗮 𝗰𝗹đ—ŧ𝘀𝗲 đ—¯đ˜‚đ˜đ˜-đ—¯đ˜‚đ—ąđ—ąđ˜†.
is a fresh bag of manufactured teeth? Have you thought about getting replacement teeth? Will a full mouth of teeth land for you that high-end executive position that you and your ****-flippers crave? Are you completely out of molars & incisors? Fear not! Be brave and conquer the world of denture-making! My brother had dentures, and he never looked back because his neck was broken. Look! A man is like a car. He has feet (tires) and a steering wheel (shoulders) and a *****. Don't be left out in the rain! Defeat women by using their war plans against them. Pretend you're in a woman's birth canal in a small kayak when suddenly there's a volcano and a hurricane erupting and flooding your *** at the same time. What will you do? That's why packing heat (carrying a Glock) is more serious than ever.
MACRO-SCRAPE UNWANTED ***-FLESH and become a 10! Men will desire you while women will ***** in anger at your slim **** that was bigger than a coffee table 3 weeks ago. Are you tired of eating fish underwater? Well, you don't have to be tired of doing that anymore. With just 15 feet of fishing line, you can pull the fish to the surface and eat them on the ground after wiping them off of course.
I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO BE ALONE WITH THE PLUMBER. He's a good man with no outward signs of Ted Bundy's "killerism," and I respect him for that. He does, regrettably, have a bit of Jack the Ripper's "***** ripperism" in him but I'm not afraid of that.
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